Will Twilight ever Fuck off and Die?

[Kukakkau]

Girl I know punched me because I said "They're not friggin vampires - they're gay fairies" - that's just obsession too far.

 

[similar.squirrel]

My usually Vonnegut-reading best friend had a brief liaison with this series..I avoid it like the fucking plague..yuck.. and I'm not renowned for being especially masculine or possessive of good taste.

 

[Cliff_m85]

Vampires die when the sun hits them. They do not sparkle. What the fuck was the author thinking?

The author is a mormon.

 

[toapat]

the thing is, fads dont die, they go into hiding for 10 years, and then punch you in the face with enough force to kill a rampaging elephant. like how pokemon died off for a while, but basically has come back. Twilight will last until the publishing companies stop making money off of it. Vampires do not sparkle in sunlight, but they dont burn in it either (that is just a result of the discovery of the vampire bat in the americas and the stories arriving in europe). real vampires rank higher in mass murder then almost every killer excluding those who worked on the manhatten project (props to figuring out how to turn cities into nuclear ash in a matter of seconds).

Real vampires? What are you talking about? Vampire bats feed primarily on livestock if that's what you are referring to...

read the entire thing first, i ment vampires as in the people who are considered vampires because they ordered mass executions so they could use the blood from the corspes for various reasons

 

[Lexodus]

To Twilight: Why won't you die????

Seriously. I'm part of several writing sites, such as Fictionpress, and the amount of Teen Vampire shit that's been flooding in is unreal. Plus, the movie was total balls.

 

[Violet 10]

If only Blade had been put in theaters again. Then all the fangirls would have something to squeal about. Of course then they might be fantasizing about vampire raves but it's better than being intimate with a sparkling pedophile fag who doesn't shower apparently.