Wish Granted, but...

[Count Igor]

Granted! But the disc is irreparably scratched.

I wish I had more time.

Granted! But the "more time" is only a nanosecond.

I wish this wish couldn't be corrupted!

Granted!
You gain nothing.

I wish I didn't miss the bus this morning.

 

[y1fella]

Granted! But the disc is irreparably scratched.

I wish I had more time.

Granted! But the "more time" is only a nanosecond.

I wish this wish couldn't be corrupted!

Granted!
You gain nothing.

I wish I didn't miss the bus this morning.

granted but the bus hits you

I wish for ultimate Kung Fu!!!!! skills.

 

[asinann]

Granted! but the bus hits you instead.

I wish for no wish to ever come true.

Granted, but you have to live out the rest of eternity in a jar.

I wish that everyone would die.

 

[ClaptonKnophlerHendrix]

Granted! but the bus hits you instead.

I wish for no wish to ever come true.

Granted, but you have to live out the rest of eternity in a jar.

I wish that everyone would die.

Granted, but they come back as zombies with a grudge.
I wish the person below me would not post anything negative about this wish.

 

[Infernai]

I wish they would announce that the latest Devil May cry game is just a late April fools joke and just make a proper Devil May Cry 5.

 

[ShogunGino]

That beverage is poisin.

I wish to have Taki as a wife.

Granted, but she secretly is on a mission to sexually torture you.

I wish that I had teleportation powers.

 

[Avelestar]

That beverage is poisin.

I wish to have Taki as a wife.

Granted, but she secretly is on a mission to sexually torture you.

I wish that I had teleportation powers.

Granted, but you can only teleport to the lowest planes of hell, and stinky bathroom stalls.

I wish my university degree was finished already.

 

[Keepitclean]

Granted! But you had to take part in an orgy of all the university staff
I wish I could live without oxygen.

 

[The Cheezy One]

Granted! But you had to take part in an orgy of all the university staff
I wish I could live without oxygen.

granted!
but you have to live in an oxygen-only environment
EDITops i forgot...
I wish i could play a sequel to drakengard 2

 

[Joshroom]

Granted! But you had to take part in an orgy of all the university staff
I wish I could live without oxygen.

granted!
but you have to live in an oxygen-only environment
EDITops i forgot...
I wish i could play a sequel to drakengard 2

GRANTED! But the sequel is developed by the Sonic Team

I wish I could really and truly be Batman

 

[Cobbs]

GRANTED! But your butler is an incompetent fool who keeps breaking your stuff
I wish that a copy of Dead Rising 2 magiced itslef into my hands

 

[ilspooner]

GRANTED! But the disk is scratched and not usable.
I wish a million dollars will appear in front of me.

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

GRANTED! But they're Taiwan dollars, each worth roughly 0.03 American dollars.

I wish the value of my property would sky-rocket overnight.

 

[The87Italians]

Granted but she's not allowed to be within 100 miles of you.

I wish I was a guitar god.

Granted, but now you're going to do sex, drugs and rock'n'roll until you vomit your spleen out and die.

I wish for an end to world hunger.

This is bad how?

 

[captaincabbage]

Granted,

but both your legs fall off

i wish i had a bacon sandwich

Granted,

but it's Canadian bacon

EDIT: I wish I could choose the length of time for which I slept every time I sleep.

GRANTED! But you can only choose between one or two seconds, followed by an hour recharge rate where you have to stay awake.

I wish I could shoot pies from my wrists at will.

GRANTED! but now your penis can talk

I wish I had the powers of a cartoon

GRANTED! but now you're a kid's cartoon and so have no penis. . . sorry, couldn't resist ;P

I wish I live a long and prosporous life with my loved ones ihn the lap of luxury with no interesting events happening to me ever.

GRANTED!
but you're a quadruple amputee living in the slums of New Hampshire

I wish I could travel through time with the slightest of ease (DeLorean Free).

GRANTED! But you can only travel forward in time at the speed of regular time.

 

[ilspooner]

GRANTED! But they're Taiwan dollars, each worth roughly 0.03 American dollars.

I wish the value of my property would sky-rocket overnight.

GRANTED! But it sky rockets so much that no one is able to afford it.
I wish that the printer on my good computer would work.

 

[Emilox The Great]

GRANTED! but it only prints out rotten apples.



i wish for cake.