Wish Granted, but...

[restoshammyman]

Let me take the time to point out this is on of the internet's most pointless threads. Kthanksbye.

if you dont like it. no one is forcing you to read it. or even post here.

 

[restoshammyman]

granted! but it wants to kill you.

i wish to live on mars

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

granted! but it wants to kill you.

i wish to live on mars

Granted, but you have to sleep outside.

I wish there was a medically safe way to inject copious amounts of caffiene directly into my blood system.

 

[Ze_Reaper_Of_Zeath]

GRANTED.

But you have no oxygen

I wish I had Minecraft.

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

granted! but it wants to kill you.

i wish to live on mars

GRANTED! You start asphyxiating...

I wish I was on holiday in the Caribbean.

EDIT: Damn! Ninja'd!

EDIT 2: GRANTED! But your house burns down.....

And I still want to be in the Caribbean.

 

[Mr. Purple]

GRANTED.

But you have no oxygen

I wish I had Minecraft.

<color=purple> GRANTED. But they renamed WoW Minecraft.

I wish I could see a double rainbow.

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

<color=purple> GRANTED. But they renamed WoW Minecraft.

I wish I could see a double rainbow.

Granted! But you become completely colour-blind and can only perceive tones.

I wish my batteries would never die on my PSP

Edit: This is fun :x Being an evil genie would be awesome <.<

 

[Ze_Reaper_Of_Zeath]

<color=purple> GRANTED. But they renamed WoW Minecraft.

I wish I could see a double rainbow.

Granted! But you become completely colour-blind and can only perceive tones.

I wish my batteries would never die on my PSP

GRANTED.

But they explode in your face every 2 minutes.

 

[David Bray]

I wish my batteries would never die on my PSP

Edit: This is fun :x Being an evil genie would be awesome <.<

Granted! But none of the buttons will work

I wish that my download speed would speed up

 

[Ze_Reaper_Of_Zeath]

granted! but it wants to kill you.

i wish to live on mars

GRANTED! You start asphyxiating...

I wish I was on holiday in the Caribbean.

EDIT: Damn! Ninja'd!

EDIT 2: GRANTED! But your house burns down.....

And I still want to be in the Caribbean.

That's still fine, if I get the game.

 

[Iron Mal]

<color=purple> GRANTED. But they renamed WoW Minecraft.

I wish I could see a double rainbow.

Granted! But you become completely colour-blind and can only perceive tones.

I wish my batteries would never die on my PSP

Granted, but your new 'everlast radioactive' batteries mean that you have to wear a Hazmat suit at all times or die of radiation poisoning(and the screen is still hard to see in sunlight).

I wish that myself and my girlfriend had a huge house somewhere nice.

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

Granted, but your new 'everlast radioactive' batteries mean that you have to wear a Hazmat suit at all times (and the screen is still hard to see in sunlight).

I wish that myself and my girlfriend had a huge house somewhere nice.

Granted! But you have shitty friends that crash on your couch, spare rooms and constantly puking in your bathroom from all the parties they'll be throwing there.

I wish I had a perfect wish that couldn't be twisted :x Either that or the cute pair of mary janes I saw coming home from work.

 

[DanTheMan92]

That is a retarded wish, as you would last a matter of seconds on Mars before dying, I like your imagination, kinda....

 

[Iron Mal]

I wish I had a perfect wish that couldn't be twisted :x Either that or the cute pair of mary janes I saw coming home from work.

Granted, the Mary Janes appear in your bedroom but they've been squished flat by an unseen force (they weren't twisted).

I wish for infinate wishes.

 

[Sworm]

I wish for infinate wishes.

Granted, however each wish will cancel out the previous one's existence (from reality and memory, including your own), thereby leaving you with essentially 1 wish, which you used up by asking for a infinite amount of wishes.

I wish for more gum!

Granted, but it's going to be mineral oil & uranium flavored... without artificial flavor.

I wish I had a indestructible, non-damageable, spaceship that can't be sabotaged in any way to conquer explore the universe's wonders

 

[GooBeyond]

Granted, however each wish will cancel out the previous one's existence (from reality and memory, including your own), thereby leaving you with essentially 1 wish, which you used up by asking for a infinite amount of wishes.

I wish I had a indestructible, non-damageable, spaceship that can't be sabotaged in any way to conquer explore the universe's wonders

granted, but you'd have to pay for it with your eyes.

i wish the person after me wouldn't reply to this thread.
grant that, bitches.

 

[Avelestar]

granted, because according to halo fanboys, i'm not a person...........
I wish the gaming community was filled with accepting people.

Granted, but because everyone is so accepting no one kills each other and every game turns into "no you guys capture the flag, its all yours...no really, just take it!" from both sides.

I wish to find another really good horror book.

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

granted, because according to halo fanboys, i'm not a person...........
I wish the gaming community was filled with accepting people.

Granted, but because everyone is so accepting no one kills each other and every game turns into "no you guys capture the flag, its all yours...no really, just take it!" from both sides.

I wish to find another really good horror book.

Granted! But you bought it from a second-hand book store, and the last thirty pages are missing...

I wish for one month on the Escapist where no-one starts a MW2 hate thread.