Wish Granted, but...

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted, but it's just a little too salty for your tastes.

I wish my next wish would only be corrupted a little bit.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted maybe

I wish I had wolverines metal claws and healing ability

 

[deonte9109]

Granted but you cant wipe your butt when you deuce

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner

 

[Vrex360]

Granted. I eat you.

I, once again, wish I could do Kelly Brook. Even if just so that I can go around and say 'I just did Kelly Brook'.

 

[deonte9109]

Granted but so does everyone else so you all did kelly brook

I wish IE was a good browser

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted its the greatest ever but you inexplicably switch to Google Chrome and NEVER look back even though your the only one not using it now

I wish I had a cure for male pattern baldness

 

[TheDoctor455]

Granted! But the cure causes erectile dysfunction and uncontrollable bed-wetting. Enjoy!

I wish Jack Thompson would shut up.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted. But in his place are a talkative clone army of Jack Thompsons.

I wish I could feed Kelly Brook to 3D Piranhas (She told me I was the only one!!)

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted but they're just special effects so she stands thier yawning before coming to me for more loving XP

I wish Vrex's next wish would get twice as corrupted

 

[Timotei]

Granted. But his wish was for you to live a long, happy life.

I wish I were a witch.

 

[Sacman]

Granted... Burn The Witch!!!

I wish I had the power to destroy the moon...

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, but you have to die in the process.

I wish for AgDr_ODST to have a long and happy life.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted, I do have both and entirely at your expense

I wish Vrex could become an elite in real life

 

[lord_beo]

granted, but now he plunges his plasma sword in your gut
I wish I had a nice girlfriend

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted she's nice to you and she likes you but she's a nympho who sleeps around alot

I wish could be a brilliant stand up comedian

 

[Sacman]

Granted but your only fan is your mom...

I wish I had... an... Idea of what I want to wish for...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted you wish to die and I grant you your second wish and kill you

I wish the third matrix movie didn't suck

 

[Sacman]

Granted, now the first one does and they never made any sequels...

I wish I had a copy of Nosferatu...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted but its written in a dead lanuage that not even a master linguist can translate

I wish I could afford to send every man and woman in the US armed forces serving in Iraq and Afganistan a care package so they'd know how much we appreciate them

 

[deonte9109]

Granted but they all get Chopper gunners, Ac130s, and Pavelows making the other team camp for a nuke

I wish that all recent sonic games didnt suck