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Beffudled Sheep

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Cliff_m85 said:
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This combined with that other thread about a terrible band are driving me to suicide.
Im all for loving who you want, but a ride?
I don't know if I can handle being human anymore.
If you decide to stop being human atleast you know you still have the potential to get married. Amirite?
You are right and made me laugh.
Thank you.
 

Assassin Xaero

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What the fuck!? They are letting a women marry a roller coaster, but they won't let gay people get married? This country is fucking stupid...
 

lee1287

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yeah, there are people like this.

can fall in love with random objects. like fences, staircases, or rides.
 

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That place is like 30 minutes from where I live... I'm never going on that ride again.
 

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How do we know this ride feels the same way about her? I heard he was eyeing the Merry go Round with a lustful look in his eyes. There are also rumors that he is pursuing a homosexual relationship with the bumper cars.
 

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cantthinkofausername said:
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I have never heard of such a bizarre mental condition as this. Truly bizarre.
I have. There's apparently a mental disorder where Japanese people die when they go to France. According to what I read - "Japanese have a mental breakdown due to the comparison of real France to their pop-culturized view of France." or something of the lines.
Sweet Jesus now that is truly insane. What exactly do Japanese people think France is like? It must be really different for them to have a mental breakdown. Especially one resulting in death.
 

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cantthinkofausername said:
ElephantGuts said:
I have never heard of such a bizarre mental condition as this. Truly bizarre.
I have. There's apparently a mental disorder where Japanese people die when they go to France. According to what I read - "Japanese have a mental breakdown due to the comparison of real France to their pop-culturized view of France." or something of the lines.
I hope to god thats a joke.
What happens?
"OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG *head asplodes*"
 

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elitepie931 said:
cantthinkofausername said:
ElephantGuts said:
I have never heard of such a bizarre mental condition as this. Truly bizarre.
I have. There's apparently a mental disorder where Japanese people die when they go to France. According to what I read - "Japanese have a mental breakdown due to the comparison of real France to their pop-culturized view of France." or something of the lines.
I hope to god thats a joke.
What happens?
"OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG *head asplodes*"
No breadsticks ?
No striped shirts ?
No berets ?

Where am i ? *dies from blood clot in the brain*

As far as the woman goes, it's all in her head, you can't legally marry to an inanimate object...come on...

Not to be superficial but look at her, if she tried marrying something/one that can refuse it don't you think the thing/person would unbolt and run off ?
 

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Jeronus said:
How do we know this ride feels the same way about her? I heard he was eyeing the Merry go Round with a lustful look in his eyes. There are also rumors that he is pursuing a homosexual relationship with the bumper cars.
What if the ride is a girl O.O
 

RebelRising

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The relationship must be like talking to a brick wall...though somebody's probably already married one of those too.

But, in all seriousness, I can understand the appeal of "objectivum sexualis", or however it's spelled; you don't have to support it financially, it never talks, it can't leave you or cheat on you.

And if it's a wall or something similar, it can give you shade while you read or rest, leaning back on it, never having to worry about it moving. In a way, it's seductively peaceful and superior to a human.

I can imagine that, when I'm retired, I'll have a favorite spot like, say, a tree or a chair, that I can always count on when I'm doing old people stuff like reading and sleeping.

That's just my angle; the people who actually have this mental disorder may see it totally different, but to me, it's not as alien as one might think.
 

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I wonder what the children would look like... *thinks*... On second thought, I don't want to know... All I can say to this is What the Hell!?!
 

Keldon888

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It is taking every ounce of willpower I have to not make a comment about how other people ride it.