Words that assure your death in a zombie appocalypse

[Nouw]

"Let's have hot lesbian sex!"
Any of those words spell doom.

"Lets light them on fire, Zombies hate fire."
The only thing worse than Zombies is Zombies that are on fire.

"Quick! Light yourselves on fire! They can't catch us if we're on fire!"

One thing that bugs me about zombies and fire is the fact that they're rotting corpses of flesh. Fire should kill them in a matter of seconds.

 

[XYLM]

"I don't need a weapon I have a black belt in Karate"

 

[Nouw]

"I'm only 4 days from retirement."

"I'm getting married in two days." Oh wait that's for mutant sharks...

 

[Neo10101]

"Let's split up gang" Scooby Doo would not do well in zombie apoc.

 

[alandavidson]

It's okay, I've read the Zombie Survival Guide!

 

[Seanfall]

"what was that noise?"

"It's just a kid." *then gets mauled by zombie child* Seriously you know who the survivors are right? Shoot everything else. It's not a kid it's a zombie that HAPPENS to be a kid.

"I think we're okay." ....Or a line like it usually is followed by gory deathings.

 

[General_Potatoes]

"Don't worry, we can handle this". No. No you can't handle this.

 

[A Free Man]

"I have terminal lung cancer."

Hahahaha, I thought that was really funny but I don't really have much to add but nice.

 

[bootz]

If i'm already a Zombie..
"That ones got a leg off"
"I wonder how well these pipe bombs work"
"think of the children"
"he tried to hump my leg"
"Dodge this"
"This is sparta"
"I smell cheap whiskey approaching"
"I got one","Don't get cocky kid"
"hey kid get off my lawn"
"thall shall not pass"
"Quit trying to make out with me"

 

[BottleOfAwesome]

"What was that noise?"
*Goes to check it out*

 

[Fanta Grape]

"I have terminal lung cancer."

Oh you win...

 

[Johnny Impact]

"Hey, are you okay?" to the sick-looking guy who's been bitten and is covering it up

"I'm fine, just a scratch." the sick-looking guy's inevitable reply

"I'll be right back."

 

[CyprisVeil]

"Watch this!"

"Don't worry guys, I got this!"

"I'll be back in a moment, don't worry..."

"I really need to pee..."

"Are those Twinkies?"

 

[ScarlettRage]

"Oww."

pretty much sums that up.

 

[superdelux]

"MADONNA!!!!!!!!!"

Who can guess the reference.

 

[Dolos]

"lets split up and search for clues!"

 

[Fenix7]

"I have terminal lung cancer."

Hahahahahahah

 

[IDTheftVictim]

"Boy am I the fattest guy in this group"

"YYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"-normally said when character flips out and jumps into the streets dual wielding [weapon here]

 

[ShotgunZombie]

"Shit! I'm out of ammo!"

 

[badgersprite]

"We don't need to help any other survivors! I only care about myself! Now sit down or I shoot you!"

Asshole characters always die.