World War Three Dream Team
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China (To win)
America (For scare campaigns)
Australia (Safe from the resulting fallout)
Finland. Just Finland [http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/finland-demotivational-poster.jpg]
America (For scare campaigns)
Australia (Safe from the resulting fallout)
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ok im going to talk without the use of nukes and large scale weapons
Britan - Naval
China - Air and Foot
ANZAC's - if you want to defend somewhere choose us bastards, we dont give up, we dont throw ourselves reclessly and we will not give a god damm bloody inch Cooowe
Russia - Training
Nazi Germany - Propaghanda say what you will they knew how to do it.
Vietcon - Gurrila Warfare
Britan - Naval
China - Air and Foot
ANZAC's - if you want to defend somewhere choose us bastards, we dont give up, we dont throw ourselves reclessly and we will not give a god damm bloody inch Cooowe
Russia - Training
Nazi Germany - Propaghanda say what you will they knew how to do it.
Vietcon - Gurrila Warfare
Well that'd have to be the permanent members of the UN security council:
U.K.
U.S.A.
France.
Russia.
China.
U.K.
U.S.A.
France.
Russia.
China.
Russia, China, India, Finland, Isreal, Switzerland, The UK, Canada, and the United States......
Against the rest of the planet.
If you don't know why I chose Isreal and Finland, I suggest you take a look at their performance against larger forces (Finland's Winter war) and Multidirectional attacks (Isreal's 5-day war.) Not people I want to TRY and take.
If you want to wager a guess on switzerland, I will give you a hand. Advantage of terrain and they have some the the best tactical assault teams in the world.
Against the rest of the planet.
If you don't know why I chose Isreal and Finland, I suggest you take a look at their performance against larger forces (Finland's Winter war) and Multidirectional attacks (Isreal's 5-day war.) Not people I want to TRY and take.
If you want to wager a guess on switzerland, I will give you a hand. Advantage of terrain and they have some the the best tactical assault teams in the world.
Then I pick every power in the world. Not for world peace, gods no. I'd sit by in my own well-stocked country, subtly pulling strings and running the war from the shadows. And when only one country remains, I nuke their capital and take them over myself. World is mine, joy oh joy, moving on.DrunkWithPower said:
Fuck you.kannibus said:
For the record, JTF 2 is the most elite special forces group in the world.
Oh wait, our regular army kicks your ass to. Having fun losing in Kandahar with 30 k troops? Yah, we held it for a year with only 3k... You suck...
The few, the bold, the cold, the CANADIANS!
edit - i just figured out you are Canadian... Please leave.
Yet another controversial post from your friendly neighborhood psycho.
In no particular order,
Russia
Canada
China
Iraq
North Korea
Iran
Pakistan
and lastly,
Vietnam
EDIT: I'm not putting America on the list because since the end of WWII they've been getting their ass kicked with almost every war they start get into, and because the the country itself was built on everything I detest (unnecessary violence, capitalism, etc.).
Oh, and its unwarranted self-importance gets on my nerves.
EDIT EDIT: Canada gets a spot because while its military is basically a couple of guys on a canoe with Super Soakers, they kick a lot of ass and are very well-trained. If it decides to be America's hat like always, it's off.
In no particular order,
Russia
Canada
China
Iraq
North Korea
Iran
Pakistan
and lastly,
Vietnam
EDIT: I'm not putting America on the list because since the end of WWII they've been getting their ass kicked with almost every war they start get into, and because the the country itself was built on everything I detest (unnecessary violence, capitalism, etc.).
Oh, and its unwarranted self-importance gets on my nerves.
EDIT EDIT: Canada gets a spot because while its military is basically a couple of guys on a canoe with Super Soakers, they kick a lot of ass and are very well-trained. If it decides to be America's hat like always, it's off.
Quote for truth! Many people don't realize that in World War I Canadians were the most feared adversary of the germans. They were the original Stormtroopers!kannibus said:
To this day we have an incredibly well-trained military.. Not as well-funded as it once was, but very high quality of soldier.
Alpha, the world's gone to war, get me Chuck Norris, Jet Li, Steven Seagal, Triple H and...Bruce Campbell!
....wait, you meant countries?
Oh.
Uh, US, Australia, Russia, Britain, Germany.
....wait, you meant countries?
Oh.
Uh, US, Australia, Russia, Britain, Germany.
Yes I am Canadian. I meant no disrepect to our armed forces, in fact I am very proud to be joining the CF. That's more or less why I'll be doing my best in the NOAB course on the 28th.TheMatt said:
But consider, when people speak of the two World Wars, Canada very rarely gets any credit. This is despite the fact that Canadian troops held the line at Ypres in the face of the world's first gas attack and took the seemingly impregnable Vimy Ridge during the first world war. In the second world war, the RCN was the one that kept the UK in the fight by running the Atlantic convoys, played a pivitol role in the Sicilian/Italian theatre and took our very own beach in the D-Day landings. Yet it seems as if these points never truly stick in the grand history of things and we seem doomed to be forgotten by everyone except ourselves.
Also, what shame is there in doing the thankless toil tasks? Someone has to do them otherwise how could we win? Consider this as well, the United States has not won a "decent" war in the twentieth century without Canadian support.
I must iterate, though, that our Navy is far superior to our Army in all respects (Hearts of Oak, after all).
Finally, it's not THAT cold. Unless you're north of Timmins' latitude... or in Saskatchewan.... or maybe the Alberta badlands...
Britain for special forces.
France for cannon fodder.
America to be behind the French so if the enemy doesn't kill them, the americans can finish them off and say it was an accident and to be the main attack force.
Germany to be second elites behind Britain and also research and development of new weaponry and special weaponry against the French.
Japan for the technology.
Then again, this is all well and good, but last time i checked there ARE nuclear weapons around, so WWIII would last for about 5 minutes....and america would claim they won.
France for cannon fodder.
America to be behind the French so if the enemy doesn't kill them, the americans can finish them off and say it was an accident and to be the main attack force.
Germany to be second elites behind Britain and also research and development of new weaponry and special weaponry against the French.
Japan for the technology.
Then again, this is all well and good, but last time i checked there ARE nuclear weapons around, so WWIII would last for about 5 minutes....and america would claim they won.
I'll have the USA (best technology all round, best logistics and they've had practice), the UK+ex-commonwealth (also excellet technology, brilliantly trained troops, spec. ops.), Germany (Leopards, hell yeah! As usual, a great all rounder, tactical potential), Russia (I want those 50,000 tanks on the move!) All of those (exept Germany) have nuclear subs and aircraft carriers, which are sort of needed. And finally Finland(dispite the puny size, the armed forces are top notch, plus I'll be there).