World War Three Dream Team

[Steindorh]

No limit on how many countries I can have?

Okay, in alphabetical order, then :

Spoiler

Afghanistan, Albania, Algeria, Andorra, Angola, Antigua & Barbuda, Argentina, Armenia, Australia, Austria, Azerbaijan, Bahamas, Bahrain, Bangladesh, Barbados, Belarus, Belgium, Belize, Benin, Bhutan, Bolivia, Bosnia & Herzegovina, Botswana, Brazil, Brunei Darussalam, Bulgaria, Burkina Faso, Burundi, Cambodia, Cameroon, Canada, Cape Verde, Central African Republic, Chad, Chile, China, Colombia, Comoros, Congo, Costa Rica, Cote d'Ivoire, Croatia, Cuba, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Democratic People's Republic of Korea, Democratic Republic of the Congo, Denmark, Djibouti, Dominica, Dominican Republic, Ecuador, Egypt, El Salvador, Equatorial Guinea, Eritrea, Estonia, Ethiopia, Fiji, Finland, France, Gabon, Gambia, Georgia, Germany, Ghana, Greece, Grenada, Guatemala, Guinea, Guinea-Bissau, Guyana, Haiti, Honduras, Hungary, Iceland, India, Indonesia, Iran, Iraq, Ireland, Israel, Italy, Jamaica, Japan, Jordan, Kazakhstan, Kenya, Kiribati, Kuwait, Kyrgyzstan, Lao People's Democratic Republic, Latvia, Lebanon, Lesotho, Liberia, Libyan Arab Jamahiriya, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Madagascar, Malawi, Malaysia, Maldives, Mali, Malta, Marshall Islands, Mauritania, Mauritius, Mexico, Micronesia, Monaco, Mongolia, Montenegro, Morocco, Mozambique, Myanmar, Namibia, Nauru, Nepal, Netherlands, New Zealand, Nicaragua, Niger, Nigeria, Norway, Oman, Pakistan, Palau, Panama, Papua New Guinea, Paraguya, Peru, Philippines, Poland, Portugal, Qatar, Republic of Korea, Republic of Moldova, Romania, Russian Federation, Rwanda, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Samoa, San Marino, Sao Tome and Principe, Saudi Arabia, Senegal, Serbia, Seychelles, Sierra Leone, Singapore, Slovakia, Slovenia, Solomon Islands, Somalia, South Africa, Spain, Sri Lanka, Sudan, Suriname, Swaziland, Sweden, Switzerland, Syrian Arab Republic, Tajikistan, Thailand, The Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia, Timor-Leste, Togo, Tonga, Trinidad & Tobago, Tunisia, Turkey, Turkmenistan, Tuvalu, Uganda, Ukraine, United Arab Emirates, United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, United Republic of Tanzania, United States of America, Uruguay, Uzbekistan, Vanuatu, Venezuela, Viet Nam, Yemen, Zambia and Zimbabwe.

If all those can somehow agree on everything, and come up with standardized training and equipment, etc... then I think I win. Except if Chuck Norris participates, in which case I'm telling mommy.

 

[SnowCold]

The IDF and the IDF's balls.

And maybe Canada too, they are cool.

 

[Actual Charlie Nash]

hmm ive only seen a few people mention ireland even when they were fighting the english for a couple of decades

 

[Pandalisk]

If you want to win a war outright?
Ireland, Damn stright.

Finland..........why

Spoiler

Finland - They'll Fuck you sideways with 12 men, 6 knives and a box of ammo

Seriously, amazing Defence.

 

[OniSuika]

United Kingdom.
U.S.A..
Russia.

Would be un-fucking-beatable.

 

[asinann]

ok im going to talk without the use of nukes and large scale weapons

Britan - Naval
China - Air and Foot
ANZAC's - if you want to defend somewhere choose us bastards, we dont give up, we dont throw ourselves reclessly and we will not give a god damm bloody inch Cooowe
Russia - Training
Nazi Germany - Propaghanda say what you will they knew how to do it.
Vietcon - Gurrila Warfare

Weren't we talking modern? This is supposed to be for WW3.

Britan - Naval: they don't have one any more
China - Air and Foot: their air force is second or third largest and they don't have the transports to move significant numbers of troops anywhere efficiently.
ANZAC's - if you want to defend somewhere choose us bastards, we dont give up, we dont throw ourselves reclessly and we will not give a god damm bloody inch Cooowe
Russia - Training
Nazi Germany - Propaghanda say what you will they knew how to do it. They don't exist any more.
Vietcon - Gurrila Warfare They went away and because legit, they can't fight that way so well any more (since they're all in their 60's now.)

 

[DraftPickle]

Altough at present underfunded and mistreated but us British have been warring and conquering LONG before it was fashionable, you want us cuz we know what we're doing hwne it comes to this shit, we're like the bearded Vietnam vet in the corner of the bar with one eye and no legs, mumbling about how war is hell :L

 

[GHMonkey]

i don't get why people keep saying UK for special forces as if the S.E.A.Ls arnt equally matched for them. don't get me wrong, SAS are badass, but i think them and the SEALs are dead even

 

[Pimppeter2]

*Shoots OP in face*

Fuck You

And for the record. Us Navy SEALs are the best army unit ever. The SAS is great, but their skill, intell, and awesomeness doesn't beat the SEALs

 

[Logic 0]

My joke army would be Canada,America,Japan and Germany.

 

[Spaghetti]

USA - cash and technology
Britain - Small but highly elite forces
China - MASSES OF MEN WITH GUNS
The Nations of the Commonwealth (i.e. Australia, Canada, New Zealand, India etc.) - Becuase they're so bloddy hard working and underated

I think that would about cover it

 

[Berethond]

Canada + Australia + New Zealand -> Thankless toil and the hard jobs no one else will do without which it is impossible to win and then being quietly forgotten by everyone else. (Hey, it's what we're good at.)

Quote for truth! Many people don't realize that in World War I Canadians were the most feared adversary of the germans. They were the original Stormtroopers!

To this day we have an incredibly well-trained military.. Not as well-funded as it once was, but very high quality of soldier.

Ummm....
Actually, the Germans were the original stormtroopers.
Hitler's advance assault troops were literally called stormtroopers. (Except in German of course.

 

[AWC Viper]

Finland

hmmm..... i see your finland and raise you Simo hayha, Audy murphy (yes the actor),Yogendra Singh Yadav, Jack Churchill, Alvin York and if Chuck norris and Mr.T want in so be it.


I win. PERIOD.

Spoiler: this is why i want this team

http://www.cracked.com/article_17019_5-real-life-soldiers-who-make-rambo-look-like-pussy.html

 

[Valiance]

Poland.

That's about it.

Resources are supplied by MARSEC.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

USA and Russia teaming up. So many nukes that we could blow up the universe.

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

Worlds War 1 would be:

USA
Britain
Japan
China
Russia

Japan to design weapons
China to make them
Russia + Britain on the front lines

USA to help save us

Fixed.


Now we didn't win the war for you, but without us, you would have lost.

No, stop thinking of a response that says you could have won.

You couldn't have. (Unless you're from Germany)

 

[sallene]

Pffff, I dont need countries. All I need is about 100 really pissed off hockey Goalies.

Barring that

bring me all of North America and central America.

Canada to hit the enemy where they arent looking

The US to hit the enemy where they are looking and keep them from looking towards the canadians so they can do what they do best.

And mexico/central america to smuggle in and flood the enemies country/countries with enough drugs to keep a rhino high for years so their fighting force and populace spends more time getting high and not putting up a coherent resistance, instead of fighing the US and canada.

 

[Nifty]

Fiji, Mongolia and Micronesia

It's all about the underdogs, baby.