Worst Argumentative Lines

[KAPTAINmORGANnWo4life]

Any argument that has little merit, or something said in rage. "...IT IS THE EAST, AND JULIET IS THE SUN!". See? Rage makes everything seem dumb (other than id Software).

well that is one fallacy of arguments, emotionally charged language like "Okay Mr. Fuckhead" can usually be tossed out right away (I hear that more than I would like actually), then there is also the opposite. Euphamysm (sp???), like "it is important that we help the citizenshiply challenged find their happy spot in their own nevereverland!"

both can be equally as hilarious

Well at least it takes some brain power to come up with one.

 

[sky14kemea]

"NO U!"

we use that a lot >_>

and "because it is!"

so useless...

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

"They would have done the same to me"

 

[the protaginist]

People that just have a big long rant then as soon as you say your opinion they shout over you. ¬¬

Just like the Town Halls! Take that society!

 

[Silly_Billy]

When somebody makes up facts or quotes to defeat you an in argument and if you call them on it they call you ignorant. (Where ever you are, Josh, I want you to know wild pigeons are no sanitary enough nor domestic enough to be grabbed off the ground and petted. Just because you saw a show about a guy with a pigeon house on his roof does not mean everyone can do it.)

 

[Aur0ra145]

"Because Stone Cold said so."

 

[Zac_Dai]

"I'm not (whatever) BUT (comment that supports they are)"

example: "I'm not a racist but (insert racist comment)"

Yeah this one is a freakin' classic.

 

[MiserableOldGit]

"do you have kids" no "well then you dont know what youre talking about"

Yeah, I hate this one- I've found a good response is "I don't have children, but I do remember actually BEING one..." Usually shuts 'em up.

 

[The Rockerfly]

The "No, just no" response
That really fucks me off

 

[Smudge91]

"But that's what (insert celebrity here) said, they wouldn't lie to me!"

:O stephen fry wouldn't lie

 

[MiserableOldGit]

Anything that involves circular logic usually gets me thinking murder thoughts.
"The bible must be true because its the word of God, so by saying its the word of god it must be true."

 

[MiserableOldGit]

"Your mom."

I cant tell you how many times I argued with others and they used that phrase.

Yeah, but your Mum is the Oracle at Delphi, so...

 

[supercowmanguy]

"Excuse me but who are you?"

Again, one I tend to get a lot... actually come to think of it I say that one a lot too...

"I don't see you doing any better"

 

[SilverHammerMan]

People that just have a big long rant then as soon as you say your opinion they shout over you. ¬¬

Oh, so you hate Fox news anchors. WHABAM!

 

[teutonicman]

shut your mouth!

 

[Rawker]

people who say "excuse me!" after I state my point. the irks me. I usually respond with, "Oh, it's fine, your excused."

 

[cartzo]

"do you have kids" no "well then you dont know what youre talking about"

Yeah, I hate this one- I've found a good response is "I don't have children, but I do remember actually BEING one..." Usually shuts 'em up.

"i know about contreception" thats pisses 'em off aswell

 

[BuckminsterF]

HE WANT TO KILL OLD PEOPLE (in reference to health care reform, and that is not a typo)

 

[Lizmichi]

"Because I said so." That pisses me off so much