Armored Prayer said:
"Your mom."
I cant tell you how many times I argued with others and they used that phrase.
QQ and "Waaah Baby ButtHurt?" No space between Butt and Hurt.
They never use them at the right time.
My comment will be something like: "It's raining outside. Odd." and I get back "QQ FAG! BABY BUTTHURT?!?"
Knonsense said:
"Studies show ___"
"Experts say ___"
Any other appeals to authorities, especially if they're anonymous.
Any assertion that person A is responsible for the actions of person B, or that person B's access to certain materials are responsible for person B's actions.
Any references to human taxonomy.
"We should trust our incompetent, corrupt government with important things."
EDIT: Also, "this correlation proves that A causes B."
Yeah anytime someone says X Experts say Y, they basically are saying "I believe this and here is a fake reason to make sure you believe me."
Like the ole "7000 Engineers believe the WTC was staged." Yet I've never met one, even Adam Savage from Mythbusters said that nobody he's ever spoken with (engineers) has said anything happened differently than would be expected. Shit I can even link to the video he says it:
http://fora.tv/2009/08/06/MythBusters_Just_the_Facts#chapter_21
See that's the difference. I can link to my credible source, I never get such a thing from conspirators or ranters

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