Worst Argumentative Lines

[quiet_samurai]

People that think the sheer volume of their voice makes them more right, or when people say the argument is over becuase they won.

 

[IncindiaryPickle]

Using "Ur mom" or "Ur face" is usually a bad direction to steer the conversation in.

 

[Puzzles]

I was stoned the other day and was startled by the price of watermelons!

I argued that since watermelons are majority water, which is essentially free, you are only paying for the 1% of solids, and you are paying alot for it.

I said I was going to grind up watermelons and only sell the powder, and make a tidy profit by cutting out all the transport and storage costs associated with huge watermelons by just selling it as a ground up powder.

After a few moments, my friend said "... I can't see anything wrong with what you just said, but... But it feels wrong."

I was sad the next day when I got to thinking about it again, my shattered dreams of being a watermelon farmer.

 

[auronvi]

"If it wasn't for my horse, I never would have made it through college."

I would have to say it's "The End." lol!

 

[Bat Vader]

Usually when I argue with someone over the internet they tell me they are going to come to my house and kill me. I tell them to search all of Canada then.

I live in Michigan.

 

[Meemaimoh]

When people say 'Can I finish?!' even though they started talking by directly cutting through your sentence.

Oh, this. Talk about infuriating.

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

"Music is art, so it's all down to interpretation. So you're wrong."

Possibly the most retarded argument I've ever heard - cop-out followed directly by contradiction.
FAIL.

 

[Akai Shizuku]

"ur a loser n ur sad n u have no life"

"Please, elaborate and explain these drastic and intellectually damning allegations."

"fuc u"

"So how am I a loser with no life, again?"

"shut up"

Ah, arguing with potheads on RuneScape...