Worst film to watch whilst on a date

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CroutonsOfDeath

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Audition.


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Antichrist.

Seeing Willem Dafoe get a block of wood smashed into his junk isn't good for a couple.
And that. But then again let's abide by my rule of not mentioning it because I know Von Trier likes the attention. Go away Lars, you aren't shocking. Your movie is just a lame story attached to decent direction.

Sorry for the off tangent rant, I kind of have a thing against Von Trier and his attitude of "I WANNA BE SHOCKING!" and how he's soaking up the attention of causing a few shocks with that one film.
 

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Johanthemonster666 said:
WTF man, if my date suggested we watch Clerks 2 I would propose to her on the spot. I would magically tear a diamond ring from asshole, get on my knees, and beg her to marry me in full view of everyone.
 

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Speaking from experience the worst film to watch when on a date is definitely (for me) The Passion Of The Christ... we were so fucked up by that film we basically ignored each other for the rest of the night.
 

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Depends what the date would think of as a "bad" film.
Personally if someone took me to see Expendables, Tron, Sherlock Holmes, Predators, Cheech & Chong, How to Train Your Dragon or any cheesy 80's action flick etc I would be instantly impressed.
Take me to see Twighlight *vomits in mouth slightly*, sex and the city, any adam sandler movie etc etc I would ***** slap you and never speak to you again.

But I took a guy to see HellBoy 2 once, he hated it and I just sat there and drooled over Luke Goss *gaaahhhh* It didnt work out but I had fun.
 

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dex-dex said:
zack and miri was a bad choice.
a really bad choice.
Ha. I loved that movie, but yes it would be awkward.....especially when you took your mum to see it >>

OT, really anything that gets too romantic or overly sexual. Unless you both are comfortable with it, then it's cool.
 

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The Room, a lot of cheating and relationship problems, along with terrible acting!
 

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Taxi Driver
Splice
Alien
That Madonna flick where she's stranded on an island with a dude she hate's who eventually beats her into subservience and therefore happiness.
Elephant (movie about two kids preparing and executing a school shooting).
Se7en possibly
 

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Star Trek 2: Wrath of Khan ... still brings tears to my eyes D; Your date won't enjoy it, she'll laugh, and you'll cry (you know you will) and then there will be awkward silence.

This has been proven empirically by first hand experience n.n
 

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BudZer said:
Douk said:
BudZer said:
"HOT LATINA GETS ANAL POUNDING BY BIG BLACK COCK."

I felt as though the film was made by racist white men for the exploitation of minorities. No one needs to see this unintelligent crap, much less with a date.
I disagree I thought the latina girl played a very strong role. Shown in the beginning where she expresses herself by wearing the maid outfit while showing the camera what makes her a woman.
That my friend, is where we disagree. The Latina's maid outfit is exactly what defines her subservience. Maids are but simple household servants, whereas she could strive to be so much more.

The display which "makes her a woman" as you say is in fact humiliating as it shows her serving the black man who is a customer at the hotel in which she works. Should the man have not been a patron, our heroine would be strong in this action. However, she is portrayed in a domicile sense as evidenced by the phrase, "OoOoooOaaaa, the customer is always right."

I personally took this to mean that because the black man is a patron, he would complain to the white management which could easily fire the Latina heroine from her remedial occupation. Thus the black man is forcing her into service in the name of the oppressive White Anglo-Saxon Protestant menace. Not the sort of message I think myself and my lady friend need to hear.
You're right in that it does make her look subservient and in a "shameful" role. But one could argue that it was a realistic role with nothing sugar coated. Her inner pain and anguish concealed by a moaning face and expressions of lust are an allusion to what many women go through in real life. I think the message is that life will suck, and when it gets hard you just have to bend over and take it.

I can't wait for the second installment that will give her some more positive character traits, they could do a lot with this story, lets hope they do it right.
 

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The Breakfast Club, or any John Hughes movie. Gives me an aneurysm if I even look at it. The reason it would be bad on a date, is that both of the people on the date need to be conscious. Or so I have experienced.
 

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Axolotl said:
That movie sucked... It was just poo... Poo for 2 hours... Sigh.

OT: Juno, totally not a good idea... Girl gets pregnant after having sex once... :(