Worst film to watch whilst on a date

[savandicus]

Napoleon Dynamite. Horrible movie. I watched it with my sister. We both just sat there, basically waiting for the punchline, for the entire duration of the film.

If that had been some other girl, I would probably never have seen her again.

I enjoyed that film purely because I knew someone who was almost exactly like him, we spent the entire film laughing at how similar they were.

 

[hurfdurp]

Salo.

I wonder what would be considered a good time to watch that.

 

[Zef Otter]

Eat love pray.

My god you'd wanna hang yourself in the first 25 min..

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Porn
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That could be appropriate if you both wanted to spice up your sex life.

OT:

The Room... Inappropriate in every way possible unless you both like laughing at people.

In which case, Fighting.

That film is so bad it is terrible.

Calumon: Does the date like Digimon?

OH GOD FIGHTING
I saw that movie at a friends house... we were all about to start banging our heads against the walls before we decided to just start laughing at it.

OT: The End of Evangelion.
Even if you're both huge anime fans... you just don't do it.

 

[xvbones]

Passion of the Christ.

 

[II2]

I'm surprised in 5 pages, nobody has (directly) mentioned Irreversible

[sub]Though I wouldn't recommend it, ironically, it was the first film I watched with my ex GF of 5 years on our second 'date'[/sub]

 

[Girl With One Eye]

Dumplings.

She would be too busy puking and so would you. Unless shes like me and loves creepy stuff....havent made a guy watch this on a date before though (got to try that).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dumplings_(film)

 

[silasbufu]

Title says it all.

Try giveing a little more in your introductory post. What made you think of the idea? What is YOUR opinion? Why?

Don't be a nazi. The thread is pretty clear.

OT : probably some action flick.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

District 9, as experienced by my older brother who was going to watch Ponyo, but it was sold out or not available for some reason.

 

[Breaker deGodot]

Salo.

Ffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuck. Ok, how about Faces of Death?

 

[DocBalance]

My vote goes to Die Welle, or "The Wave". It's an incredible German movie, but a definite mood killer.

Spoiler

Nothing says "I love you" like murder/suicide!

 

[Breaker deGodot]

I'm surprised in 5 pages, nobody has (directly) mentioned Irreversible

[sub]Though I wouldn't recommend it, ironically, it was the first film I watched with my ex GF of 5 years on our second 'date'[/sub]

Yeah... I can't believe I forgot about that one. Actually, anything by Gaspard Noe would fit this.

 

[jamradar]

He's just not that into you. Ive never seen it but I can see someone taking the title the wrong way.

 

[WittyInfidel]

Worst film for a date?

I'd have to go with Shoot 'Em Up.

Horrid movie to begin with, can't imagine trying to make your date sit through it.


EDIT: fixed video link

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

Men Behind the Sun

 

[nightowl195]

"Double Suicide" (1969) is a great romantic movie. Gotta love that ending.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUiTdORAm1Y

 

[Byere]

A horror movie that scares you.

Makes it worse if you choose the film and end up crying and hiding behind your date...

Worse still if you're a guy and you're hiding behind your female date...

Thank goodness that's never happened to me (though on the downside, that's because I've never actually had any dates...)

 

[liljabba]

30 days of Sodom

unless the girl is into some really kinky shit