Worst film to watch whilst on a date

[Racecarlock]

Girls gone wild or sex and the city.

Side note: Can we all please stop using that stupid /thread tag please? It's annoying and it doesn't automatically lock the thread. It's pointless, please stop.

 

[_Cake_]

The movie "Date Movie".

 

[Layzor]

I met a girl at a party once and a couple days later we met up and saw Borat. We didn;t meet up again.

 

[Tharwen]

The Prestige would be way too complicated.

 

[gibboss28]

Deliverance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj4LnfkdJDM

Moment Killer!!!!!

Beat This:

When I was about 14 years or so I rented an anime movie to watch with a girl I had a big crush on. I was not well versed in anime and had only seen a few things like Robotech, Guyver and MD Geist. I found this VHS with a kick ass demon on it and thought that this was to be a sure hit (she is cool, so I didnt need a chick flick).

The title of the movie was Urotsukidōji. For those well versed in such movies you might guess the rest, but for those who arent, here is what transpired:

We sat down to watch, and just about when the demons started appearing in some hospital...the demons also sprouted extremely huge and long dicks and proceeded to rape both the hospital and the girls in it.

I was in complete shock (and she was needless to say wierded out.......) and it was one of the absolutely most embarassing and awkward moments of my life.

Oh sweet Jesus these two win. Only ever seen the one Tzimize has seen once, and was when a large group of us were very drunk and a friend had a copy of the film, and once its been seen, it really can't be unseen. It was one of the few times I was questioning what the fuck I was seeing while laughing my ass off.

Deliverance I've seen too, and I did enjoy it, though that scene was just..too fuct.

 

[The Stonker]

The human centipede.

Yeah she's not going to make out with you after that..

Oh yes and The super mario brothers

 

[clank1013]

5.
4. Derailed (jean claud van dam movie from 2002)
3. District 9
2. Gamer
1. Dragonball: Evolutions

these are the worst 4 movies ive seen.... cna anyone suggest a number 5 for my list?

 

[jaythedogg]

Title says it all.

Dude, where's my car?

 

[Ekonk]

Antichrist, hands down. It was good and all, (well, the first two thirds), but you don't wanna see it on a date.

5.
4. Derailed (jean claud van dam movie from 2002)
3. District 9
2. Gamer
1. Dragonball: Evolutions

these are the worst 4 movies ive seen.... cna anyone suggest a number 5 for my list?

District 9... bad?

 

[Dark Sup3rn0va]

I'd reckon Bruno. Seeing a dick spin on screen for half a minute isn't exactly romantic. Lesbian Vampire Killers wouldn't be a wise choice either.

 

[Necromancer1991]

Anything anime related if your girlfriend is not a fan of anime (If she is, lucky you, just no Hentai)

 

[Dark Sup3rn0va]

Anything anime related if your girlfriend is not a fan of anime (If she is, lucky you, just no Hentai)

Anime is good for my girlfriend and I. Infact she's the one who got me into anime.

 

[Marter]

Underworld Evolution.

First off, for being a terrible film, and second because of the inevitable comparisons to Kate Beckinsale that will happen right after it.

Yes, this was aimed at you Fargo.

 

[Johanthemonster666]

Clerks 2
Human Centipede (as mentioned a few times here)
Meet the Spartans (or any movies made by those idiots)
Funny People

 

[Syphous]

My first date ever was at the theater for Scary Movie... yeah. That movie just plain fucking sucks anyway.

 

[Deleted]

"HOT LATINA GETS ANAL POUNDING BY BIG BLACK COCK."

I felt as though the film was made by racist white men for the exploitation of minorities. No one needs to see this unintelligent crap, much less with a date.

I disagree I thought the latina girl played a very strong role. Shown in the beginning where she expresses herself by wearing the maid outfit while showing the camera what makes her a woman.

 

[jobobob]

Who's nailin palin.

 

[Slythernite]

Disgusting movies, like Saw, Hostel, or Human Centipede. Saw almost ruined my relationship.

 

[CJ1145]

How to Train Your Dragon. I learned this from experience, man.