Cat ass in my face followed by a knock at the door. Being half asleep I answered the door in my underwear. Atleast the UPS guy didn't seem to mind...
Worst first moments awake
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thank god you didnt snieze O.Oolendvcook said:
of course that what he would have said, why would I say anything else?GrizzlerBorno said:
wait, his name is shejan? that changes everything! oh wait, no, the other thing...
nothing, thats the one....
This morning actually, I woke up angry and punched my boyfriend straight in the jaw. I didn't realise what I did until he started bleeding. I think that's the 4th time I've hit him by accident when waking up >_>; I was in hysterics.
Waking up to the sound of the garbage truck only to remember that you forgot to put the bins out :<
Woke up to the sound of my mother saying "Get up, we're leaving now". I usually need around 45 minutes between my alarmclock blaring and me being ready to leave for college, never thought I'd be able to manage that in two minutes.
Waking up because the phone was ringing, reaching to grab it, and slicing a finger open on a cracked desk lamp on my bedside table. Going to the emergency room and getting ten stitches in a wound that pumps blood every two seconds isn't the best way to start a Saturday.
Waking up from a nightmare and taking a good half hour to realize "it was just a dream, everything's OK...gods, I can't believe...ONLY A DREAM! A DREAM!"
Stuff like when I have a girlfriend, dreaming that she's cheating on me and I walk in on her with a guy, or the always fun "assassin shows up ready to do me in" screaming nightmare, or dreaming of someone close to me dying/getting diagnosed with cancer...
Then there's the dreams that are just plain weird, like after I had a short fling with a girl and dreamed that I was in the Fallout universe and had a Pip-Boy on my wrist and looked under "Effects" and one of them was "HIV Positive---About to Die" (seriously, my mind is a weird fucking beast. But the fucked-up dreams DO have a tendency to keep my life on the straight and narrow...)
Stuff like when I have a girlfriend, dreaming that she's cheating on me and I walk in on her with a guy, or the always fun "assassin shows up ready to do me in" screaming nightmare, or dreaming of someone close to me dying/getting diagnosed with cancer...
Then there's the dreams that are just plain weird, like after I had a short fling with a girl and dreamed that I was in the Fallout universe and had a Pip-Boy on my wrist and looked under "Effects" and one of them was "HIV Positive---About to Die" (seriously, my mind is a weird fucking beast. But the fucked-up dreams DO have a tendency to keep my life on the straight and narrow...)
I had a lifesize plastic skeleton in my room called "Charlie". Once I dreamt he stole my eyes and I woke up in the pitch black of night screaming.
Just a couple of other question, if you don't mind:xWestie said:
On the nights where you have the paralysis, are those the night's where you're awake every hour?
Is this insomnia or just light sleeping?
i flipping hate this so much. it happened to me the first knowledgeable time when i was 6 so i was freaking out not being able to move.xWestie said:
uhm there are quite a few random times...
one time i slept walk into the closet, beneath the shelf (as in a 1-1/2 feet tall) and i forced myself into the laundry basket and shut the door. so when i woke up i couldn't move and couldn't see anything so i freaked out a bit.
honestly im getting better at it though, i tend to dream whatever i am sleeping walking (so if i am walking down a hallway i tend to walk down some kind of hallway or walk on a rope or something, so it reflects real life objects)
