Worst Movie Evar!!! (Ever)

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TheEvilDuck

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I love bad movies, I mean like "Attack of the Eyeball Creatures," "Space Mutiny," "Devil Doll," "The Head That Wouldn't Die" good stuff like that. (MST3K FTW!!!) But I hate "Titanic" it's horrible and not in a good I can make fun of it sort of way. It's not so bad it's good, it's just BAD.

I think part of the reason I hate it so much has to be put into context.

The movie came out when I was like 8 and everyone who was anyone saw it. Every girl in my grade and every grade above me was talking about how wonderful it was. Being 8 my parents weren't too keen on letting me see an R-rated movie. I honestly don't know how many of my classmates saw it and how many just said they did. But for like I swear over a year people were talking about that damn movie. When I was 13 I finally saw it.

Why do people like that movie?? It's sappy and overdone and too long and just...bad. It's BAD. That's all I can say.

Which is too bad as I love Leonardo DiCaprio.

Wow, that was long. >_>
 

Xbowhyena

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I didn't like I Am Legend. Didn't really have a point to it that I could see. I know it got great reviews and stuff, but I just didn't like it.
 

Terrik

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Some of you people need to get a bigger perspective on movies, someone even said "Gladiator" was the worst ever... You've seen like what, 5 movies in your life? There is so much crappy movies out there, take for example "Nekromantik" or "Violent Shit" (hilarious title though).
 

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Angus565 said:
Aschenkatza said:
Angus565 said:
The Eragon movie. big let down for me because i liked the book and the cut out half of the actual story.
Seconded.
It was HORRIBLE.
lol id like to see them try to make a 2nd hilarity will ensue
Lol, you know they are gonna try and they will
bring in Katrina without any sort of background info and everyone will go.. "who the hell are you?"
 

Vrex360

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First of all Jaws 3 was so bad that I was actually angered by it and in turn lost my respect for humanity.

Also any movie that has the word Movie in the title these days, the Scary Movie franchise, Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans (no movie at the end but same thing) Disaster Movie and absolutely anything else that Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer directed.

Those guys need to die, seriously. Can I get an AMEN?
 

Vrex360

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Oh by the way I freakin' loved Sin City. Not quite enough to make it one of my Top Ten, but close.
 

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TheFlyingEgg said:
Worst: Don't Mess With the Zohan.

I was actually disgusted by how bad this movie was, and would gladly pay the same amount again and more to un-see it.
Really? I think the movie is pretty funny. Well, the early parts are...
 

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RogueDarkJedi said:
Every pokemon movie.
You have just made yourself a very powerful enemy, my friend.
*Pulls on cloak, cackles manaically and dives out nearby window*
 

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For me its a tie between 300 and Sin City.

Both of them just sucked balls, they didnt entertain me even a little bit, 300 for its extremely childish way of telling a story and its rampant use of Slow-motion, and Sin City for its annoying "art"style, generally bad acting and craptastic story, though it did include an armed hooker mob...that it does get some style points for.
so in short, movies from graphic novels by frank miller?

i liked them 2bf but brittany murphey ruined them
 

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Dark Knight. The movie wasn't really the worst, but in comparison to the hype it got it was very bad, and thus was the biggest let down.

In the Name of the King. A Uwe Boll movie. These pictures speak for themselves...


 

Jurian

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I recently saw Twilight and I'd write that down as a really horrible movie.

I guess I'm just not into vampire romance.
 

jthm

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Fronken said:
jthm said:
Fronken said:
jthm said:
Fronken said:
jthm said:
Fronken said:
For me its a tie between 300 and Sin City.

Both of them just sucked balls, they didnt entertain me even a little bit, 300 for its extremely childish way of telling a story and its rampant use of Slow-motion, and Sin City for its annoying "art"style, generally bad acting and craptastic story, though it did include an armed hooker mob...that it does get some style points for.
They see me trollin' they hatin'

Yeah if you aren't trolling, you're officially the worst critic on this board.

For me? Blair Witch Project. Hell, it wasn't even a good student film, it should've never seen a major release.
So im a troll because i didnt like a couple of movies that you liked...?
Yes. Yes you are. I'd go into the reasons, but it's easier to just say that you are a troll because I say so.
You do know that the only one who's been trolling here is you, right?

So if i were you i'd look up what a troll is before you start to accuse others of being one, cause a troll blaiming others for trolling is nothing more than pathetic.
No, for me to be trolling I'd have to be trying to provoke a reaction from someone. I'm not doing that.

And I did leave another option for you if read the original post. I said in different words that if you weren't trolling then you have no taste in movies. So if you genuinely weren't trolling by claiming 300 and Sin City (very popular movies amongst our demographic which makes me think you were trying to provoke a reaction) belonged anywhere NEAR the list of "worst movies evar" and you actually believe that, then fine you aren't a troll. You're just tasteless.

Protip: what I'm doing is called flaming, it's what you call the reaction most trolls are trying to provoke. Learn your internet terminology!
Sorry but i honestly cant take advice from someone as arrogant as yourself, calling me tasteless just because i dont like the same movies you do isnt what i'd call professional in ANY sense of the word.

I hated Sin City and 300, that was my honest opinion, i wouldnt lie about it as all my friends know that i hated those movies, and dont call me tasteless when just about all my favourite movies have been voted in the top 100 on IMDB by 100.000+ people.
No, you misunderstand. I'm not offering advice. Advice would be telling you that you're better off not continuing in this conversation. I'm criticizing you and your "taste" in movies and to judge from other posts here, I'm not the only one. :D

Good day!
 

Fronken

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jthm said:
Fronken said:
jthm said:
Fronken said:
jthm said:
Fronken said:
jthm said:
Fronken said:
For me its a tie between 300 and Sin City.

Both of them just sucked balls, they didnt entertain me even a little bit, 300 for its extremely childish way of telling a story and its rampant use of Slow-motion, and Sin City for its annoying "art"style, generally bad acting and craptastic story, though it did include an armed hooker mob...that it does get some style points for.
They see me trollin' they hatin'

Yeah if you aren't trolling, you're officially the worst critic on this board.

For me? Blair Witch Project. Hell, it wasn't even a good student film, it should've never seen a major release.
So im a troll because i didnt like a couple of movies that you liked...?
Yes. Yes you are. I'd go into the reasons, but it's easier to just say that you are a troll because I say so.
You do know that the only one who's been trolling here is you, right?

So if i were you i'd look up what a troll is before you start to accuse others of being one, cause a troll blaiming others for trolling is nothing more than pathetic.
No, for me to be trolling I'd have to be trying to provoke a reaction from someone. I'm not doing that.

And I did leave another option for you if read the original post. I said in different words that if you weren't trolling then you have no taste in movies. So if you genuinely weren't trolling by claiming 300 and Sin City (very popular movies amongst our demographic which makes me think you were trying to provoke a reaction) belonged anywhere NEAR the list of "worst movies evar" and you actually believe that, then fine you aren't a troll. You're just tasteless.

Protip: what I'm doing is called flaming, it's what you call the reaction most trolls are trying to provoke. Learn your internet terminology!
Sorry but i honestly cant take advice from someone as arrogant as yourself, calling me tasteless just because i dont like the same movies you do isnt what i'd call professional in ANY sense of the word.

I hated Sin City and 300, that was my honest opinion, i wouldnt lie about it as all my friends know that i hated those movies, and dont call me tasteless when just about all my favourite movies have been voted in the top 100 on IMDB by 100.000+ people.
No, you misunderstand. I'm not offering advice. Advice would be telling you that you're better off not continuing in this conversation. I'm criticizing you and your "taste" in movies and to judge from other posts here, I'm not the only one. :D

Good day!
If you dont agree with my taste in movies, then why'd you even bother to try and argue about it?, cause according to hundreds of thousands of people (yes, 100.000+) i have good taste, and when it comes to having taste in movies, i kinda rely more on 100.000+ people on IMDB than on 1 arrogant person on a gaming forum, so calling my taste in movies bad AND using the fact that they are hyped as hell as an argument just shows how arrogant you are when it comes to movies, Face facts: Just because you love a movie doesnt make it perfect!, so dont be a ***** about it and just accept that you dont have the best taste in the world.
 

jthm

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Fronken said:
jthm said:
Fronken said:
jthm said:
Fronken said:
jthm said:
Fronken said:
jthm said:
Fronken said:
For me its a tie between 300 and Sin City.

Both of them just sucked balls, they didnt entertain me even a little bit, 300 for its extremely childish way of telling a story and its rampant use of Slow-motion, and Sin City for its annoying "art"style, generally bad acting and craptastic story, though it did include an armed hooker mob...that it does get some style points for.
They see me trollin' they hatin'

Yeah if you aren't trolling, you're officially the worst critic on this board.

For me? Blair Witch Project. Hell, it wasn't even a good student film, it should've never seen a major release.
So im a troll because i didnt like a couple of movies that you liked...?
Yes. Yes you are. I'd go into the reasons, but it's easier to just say that you are a troll because I say so.
You do know that the only one who's been trolling here is you, right?

So if i were you i'd look up what a troll is before you start to accuse others of being one, cause a troll blaiming others for trolling is nothing more than pathetic.
No, for me to be trolling I'd have to be trying to provoke a reaction from someone. I'm not doing that.

And I did leave another option for you if read the original post. I said in different words that if you weren't trolling then you have no taste in movies. So if you genuinely weren't trolling by claiming 300 and Sin City (very popular movies amongst our demographic which makes me think you were trying to provoke a reaction) belonged anywhere NEAR the list of "worst movies evar" and you actually believe that, then fine you aren't a troll. You're just tasteless.

Protip: what I'm doing is called flaming, it's what you call the reaction most trolls are trying to provoke. Learn your internet terminology!
Sorry but i honestly cant take advice from someone as arrogant as yourself, calling me tasteless just because i dont like the same movies you do isnt what i'd call professional in ANY sense of the word.

I hated Sin City and 300, that was my honest opinion, i wouldnt lie about it as all my friends know that i hated those movies, and dont call me tasteless when just about all my favourite movies have been voted in the top 100 on IMDB by 100.000+ people.
No, you misunderstand. I'm not offering advice. Advice would be telling you that you're better off not continuing in this conversation. I'm criticizing you and your "taste" in movies and to judge from other posts here, I'm not the only one. :D

Good day!
If you dont agree with my taste in movies, then why'd you even bother to try and argue about it?, cause according to hundreds of thousands of people (yes, 100.000+) i have good taste, and when it comes to having taste in movies, i kinda rely more on 100.000+ people on IMDB than on 1 arrogant person on a gaming forum, so calling my taste in movies bad AND using the fact that they are hyped as hell as an argument just shows how arrogant you are when it comes to movies, Face facts: Just because you love a movie doesnt make it perfect!, so dont be a ***** about it and just accept that you dont have the best taste in the world.
I love how seriously you're taking all this. At this point I'm only responding out of amusement.

Let's review a few things.

1.Arrogance
Ar"ro*gance\, n. [F., fr. L. arrogantia, fr. arrogans. See Arrogant.] The act or habit of arrogating, or making undue claims in an overbearing manner; that species of pride which consists in exorbitant claims of rank, dignity, estimation, or power, or which exalts the worth or importance of the person to an undue degree; proud contempt of others; lordliness; haughtiness; self-assumption; presumption.

If you read the definition, you'll note that a key point in said definition is that my statements must be self exalting or contain "exorbitant claims of rank, dignity, estimation."
My behavior is approaching arrogance, but isn't quite there yet, though the more I converse with you, the more convinced of my own superiority I become. The reason I say this is because this is an opinion forum. It is no more arrogant of me to disagree with your opinion and say so than it is for you to have one and say so. In fact the tone of your posts seems to be increasingly irritated that I dare to continue arguing with you. Seems to me that makes you considerably more arrogant than I.

You could argue that I displayed some arrogance in declaring you a troll because I said so, but in all honesty I didn't do that out of some sense of self importance, rather just because I didn't have time (or perhaps just the inclination) to type out why I thought you're a troll.

2. I am not calling you tasteless because you don't like the same movies I do. I am calling you tasteless because you grouped 300 and Sin City in with the likes of Uwe Boll films, Plan 9 from outerspace and Doom. Put simply, even if all your criticisms were valid (which they aren't, but forgetting that) they were still significantly better movies in production value, acting, music, directorship, writing and special effects than most of the movies this thread has listed.

3. As stated this is an opinion forum and I am completely within rights to criticize your opinion as you are completely within rights to criticize mine.

4. You should really try and take this all a little less seriously. Maybe go out and have some fun that doesn't involve posting on a forum. Honestly, you're far too worked up over a private little flame war. It isn't healthy. Go spend some time outside, or hanging around a member of the opposite sex. Smoke some weed, drink a beer, play a sport. Whatever. But really, the way you keep getting progressively more annoyed with each post? Not healthy.

5. You still don't have taste, but it's okay. Words on the internet can't hurt you unless you let them.
 

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Disaster Movie, so bad it's not worth the effort to make a pun from the name
Gotta agree with that.
I was so disappointed, it wasn't even funny and they drew the 'jokes' out for too long. (like Amy Winehouse burping at the beginning for like 30 minutes)
There was no other movies on at the time unfortunately.

I also thought The Village sucked and a movie called... The Wedding movie, I think?
Ugh.