Worst Movie Evar!!! (Ever)

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Captain Blackout

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The Rogue Wolf said:
...okay, I'm changing my submission.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I submit to you: Starcrash [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDk6LDGYQs4].

Never mind that it has absolutely atrocious acting, poor sound work, questionable science ("We tracked you by your friction trail"?!) and David Hasselhoff with a lightsabre [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC-dwjrinK0]... the very fact that, less than three minutes in, the line "Scan it with our computer waves" is uttered, locks this one in as the worst movie ever.

Seriously, I'm tempted to go to every forum I frequent and change my signature to "Scan it with our computer waves".
I watched the YouTube video and starting yelling "It's a fricken lightsaber you moron, how do you lose this fight?!?!?" Seriously I could've taken that robot when I was in ICU. I think I might skip the rest of the film. Although I do love the line "scan it with our computer waves." That's just filled with well aged cheesy awesomeness. Ranks right up there with "All your base are belong to us". Really, give it few more years, everybody will be using computer waves and you'll have helped start the trend.

EDIT: My wife would like to submit "Space Truckers", with the added comment: Need I say more?
 

Ultress

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The Larry the cable guy movies and Benchwarmers, it could take a bath in it's sterotypes and bad jokes.
 

Yog Sothoth

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Mary Shelly's Frankenstein was pretty horrible.... But i could go on:

Nick Fury: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. starring The 'Hoff....
The story arc in Highlander 2: The Quickening was eventually retconned by the producers....
Daredevil, Ghostrider and The Fantastic Four were all highly cringe worthy...
And last but not least, I humbly submit Showgirls.... /thread
 

Nageck

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Anything brought to us by 2 of the 6 creators of Scary Movie. Or 6 of 6 for that matter (except I liked the first one).
 

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RogueDarkJedi said:
Every pokemon movie.
What are you talking about? Those are great. Worst movie ever? It's a tie between "Be Kind Rewind" and "Balls of Fury" Be Kind Rewind was absolutely horrible. It wasn't funny at all. The thing is, I thought it was a good concept that they could have done so much better with. Balls of Fury was just completely horrible. It wasn't funny at all. It's like they weren't even trying.
 

tsb247

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Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation. It was so horrible... And the worst part was that I bought it without seeing it first. I died a little inside after having sat through the whole thing.
 

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Attack of the killer tomatoes, Its one of those films that you just need to look at the title ,and you will know that it is bad
 

Dark-Dreymer

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The Village, it's the only film I ever seriously considered walking out of but I was hoping the end twist would be really good for once, complete disappointment.

Disaster Movie sucked too, I found every other ... Movie film to be okay and have a few laughs but even killing Hannah Montana didn't raise a smile from me and I can't stand the jumped up little *****.
 

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While I generally hate search button nazis it really grinds my gears when someone posts a threads I already made.
 

ShoryukenDude

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Hmmmm........ Pick a live-action Resident Evil movie. Any of them. Thats my answer.

I could probably find something nice to say about them, but when A:They didnt use a series character until the second movie, B: The Final monster in the first movie was a Licker, and C: The third one made no sense what-so-ever.
 

Vvoyage

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Southland Tales. It was so bad it was funny. I don't think the director intended it to be this way.