Worst Movie Evar!!! (Ever)

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Doomhammer828

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For me it's a tie between House of the Dead and the new 2009 version of Last House on the Left.
of course the 2006 The Wicker Man could also be a contender
 

Fronken

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jthm said:
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For me its a tie between 300 and Sin City.

Both of them just sucked balls, they didnt entertain me even a little bit, 300 for its extremely childish way of telling a story and its rampant use of Slow-motion, and Sin City for its annoying "art"style, generally bad acting and craptastic story, though it did include an armed hooker mob...that it does get some style points for.
They see me trollin' they hatin'

Yeah if you aren't trolling, you're officially the worst critic on this board.

For me? Blair Witch Project. Hell, it wasn't even a good student film, it should've never seen a major release.
So im a troll because i didnt like a couple of movies that you liked...?
Yes. Yes you are. I'd go into the reasons, but it's easier to just say that you are a troll because I say so.
You do know that the only one who's been trolling here is you, right?

So if i were you i'd look up what a troll is before you start to accuse others of being one, cause a troll blaiming others for trolling is nothing more than pathetic.
No, for me to be trolling I'd have to be trying to provoke a reaction from someone. I'm not doing that.

And I did leave another option for you if read the original post. I said in different words that if you weren't trolling then you have no taste in movies. So if you genuinely weren't trolling by claiming 300 and Sin City (very popular movies amongst our demographic which makes me think you were trying to provoke a reaction) belonged anywhere NEAR the list of "worst movies evar" and you actually believe that, then fine you aren't a troll. You're just tasteless.

Protip: what I'm doing is called flaming, it's what you call the reaction most trolls are trying to provoke. Learn your internet terminology!
Sorry but i honestly cant take advice from someone as arrogant as yourself, calling me tasteless just because i dont like the same movies you do isnt what i'd call professional in ANY sense of the word.

I hated Sin City and 300, that was my honest opinion, i wouldnt lie about it as all my friends know that i hated those movies, and dont call me tasteless when just about all my favourite movies have been voted in the top 100 on IMDB by 100.000+ people.
 

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Worst movie I ever watched was A Sound of Thunder. A horrific ripoff from a Ray Bradbury classic novel on the dangers of time travel, it rendered its own point completely useless in the last 5 seconds of the film. it had the most fake-looking CGI ever, like even worse than Sci-Fi Original stuff. I'm serious, they walk down the street in this film, you can actually SEE the outlines of the blue screen behind the actors.

Also, everyone in it is a bad actor, including the unfortunate Ben Kingsley (Jesus Ben, first BloodRayne now this, what's WRONG with you?).
I mean at least Uwe Boll doesn't render his "plots" completely pointless, he just has no consistency at all. But this director of A Sound of Thunder was absolutely abominable.
I wanted to say High School Musical but at least that had a story to prove a point. An incredibly cliched point but a point nevertheless.
 

fatboijim

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the happening- wen it went ovr THE ENTIRE CINEMA went n tried to get our money back. actually... n i am the only person who noticed the fact the whole way through it u cud c the speakers for the actors (the big fluffy thing)

and and anythin with christian haydenson (im a...a...wizard...no anakin ur a jedi, wtf is wrong with u!!)
 

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Crash. Worst chunk of poop I have ever seen. The fact that it won an Oscar is even more ridiculous. To quote Yatzee, "Pants on head retarded." I hated that movie the first time I saw it, then in college was forced to write a 2,000 word research paper on it. Needless to say it was 2000 words of how horrible the movie was. I got an A.
 

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fatboijim said:
the happening- wen it went ovr THE ENTIRE CINEMA went n tried to get our money back. actually... n i am the only person who noticed the fact the whole way through it u cud c the speakers for the actors (the big fluffy thing)

and and anythin with christian haydenson (im a...a...wizard...no anakin ur a jedi, wtf is wrong with u!!)
oh damn, I forgot about that one. Watched it on pay per view. Almost shattered the remote after throwing it at the TV. Good god that was a baddy.
 

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A few front runners on my list recently are ANY movie put out by the people that did Meet the Spartans and Disaster Movie, and more recently than that the new Street Fighter: Legend of Chun-Li was pretty brutal to sit through.
 

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Booze Zombie said:
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Epic Movie, a friend paid for me to see it, needless to say, we aren't friends anymore.
Overreaction of the year.
hell yeah, epic movie is really good humor. i cracked and cracked and cracked up first time i saw it.
 

mGoLos

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The worst movie I have ever seen must be dead poets society. That one just pissed me off. Why the hell would that emo kid off himself one year from graduation? I mean, it's one year ffs.

Also, I'm that wierd guy who honestly did not enjoy lord of the rings. Damn those movies were long. I have never seen so many boring faceshots for such a long time on screen ever. Jesus ...
 

SenseOfTumour

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Watchm-nah, just kidding!

Anyways, looking thru the list a lot of you have had it real easy, Max Payne, Sin City as worst ever?

It inspired me to go see the 'Bottom 100' at IMDB, and whats the currently voted worst movie of all time?

The Jonas Bros Concert.

Now I sense there's been some kind of internet campaign to get it voted into that place, because whatever your views on a band I've never heard, a simple concert, by its definition can't really be the worst movie ever.

First one on our list was Disaster Movie at #19, and the first one I've personally seen was ...

Damn, seems I'm lacking as I've not seen any of the Bottom 100!

As it's a gamer forum I'd have to go with the Mario Bros movie, for making the Street Fighter Movie look fairly good.
 

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pantsoffdanceoff said:
Quantum of Solace was dreadful and I've seen it so I'd go with that one probably.
Damn. Beat me to it. I was actually looking forward to this movie, and after seeing it, left a very bad taste in my mouth. And Casino Royale was excellent. Like eating a pile of shit after having a slice of delicious cake.
 

The-Big-D

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Anything relating to the Scary Movie franchise after number 2.
Also anything by Uwe Bole, that man doesnt deserve to make movies.
 

cyrad

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The worst movie ever is one I never seen but know very much about.

Funny Games

It's a movie about two young men terrorizing a family by putting them through psychological and physical torture called "games." What's outrageously bad about it is that the villian breaks the fourth wall in order to get an unfair advantage against his victims and then mocks the audience directly.

The "best" part is after the female lead shoots the villian's partner out of vengeance for shotgunning her 10 year old son in the face. After a sad musical interlude that sounds as though the film makers were trying to make the audience feel sad for the death of the child murderer, the villain then uses a DVD remote control to rewind the fricken film itself, stopping the female lead from killing his partner, and then punishes her for it by murdering her husband.

Not only is it a festering pile of pointlessness, but also the film insults you, the person watching it, directly by having a vilian mock you because you, the viewer, can't stop him from murdering innocent people using his fourth wall-breaking abilities.

What's sad is that it's actually a shot-for-shot remake. It's one thing to have a crappy movie be produced, but a crappy movie be produced TWICE brings in a whole new level of awfulness.
 

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Mmm... I feel like it was made to be so horrible... But I believe it was made by MTV Productions (says something right there), a movie called Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman... It involved a serial killer turned snowman who began to kill people on a tropical island. Ridiculous premise, acting, and even more horrible plot. The movie itself I wanted so badly to turn off, but couldn't. Due to it's odd but cheap hilarity, and it's spoof attitude of more popular horror movies, I watched the entirety of it... Even more than once! But let's be honest here, if it wasn't 4 a.m. and if something else was on TV, I wouldn't have even considered it...
 

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necromanzer52 said:
Gladiator. Russel Crowe is just awful.
ummm WHAT? I do not want to know what do you consider as a good movie.

Well anyways there are some bad movie examples:

Doom, House of the dead, Any movie that ends with "movie", Postal (the movie), Bloodrayne,
Catwoman, alone in the dark, Battlefield: earth, Gigli, I know who killed me, Stop, or my mom will shoot, Showgirls, glitter, SuperBabies: baby geniouses 2, Speed 2


Fronken said:
For me its a tie between 300 and Sin City.

Both of them just sucked balls, they didnt entertain me even a little bit, 300 for its extremely childish way of telling a story and its rampant use of Slow-motion, and Sin City for its annoying "art"style, generally bad acting and craptastic story, though it did include an armed hooker mob...that it does get some style points for.
Its just not a movie for you. Sin city was'nt just another movie. It was something... well i dont know what it was, but i felt in love with it.
 

willard3

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necromanzer52 said:
Gladiator. Russel Crowe is just awful.
The Academy and the general public would disagree with you. ;)

I found The Grapes of Wrath to be boring as hell. Too bad it's so critically acclaimed...
 

fatboijim

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yea i watchd funny games not so long ago. it cud have been gd if they hadnt have rewound the film....i actually stood up and began yelling at the tv (i was stone cold sober which makes it worse)