Worst Movie Evar!!! (Ever)

[Booze Zombie]

I mean yeah, Scary Movie 1 had it's moments, when I was 10!

Scary Movie 1 and 2 were actually pretty funny. Everything after that? It's a sea of recycled money grubbing.

 

[Fatalis67]

Gladiator. Russel Crowe is just awful.

You suck and so does your opinion

Amen.

Disaster Movie, after some movie got fucked up and the sound went out, they gave everyone vouchers to see it. I actually went up to the manager and said "That movie hurt my soul, can I have a voucher for something else?" and he laughed and gave it to me.

 

[lightningsax]

North.

What, you guys weren't around for North? I keep seeing movies that were made last year on this list.

 

[Fronken]

For me its a tie between 300 and Sin City.

Both of them just sucked balls, they didnt entertain me even a little bit, 300 for its extremely childish way of telling a story and its rampant use of Slow-motion, and Sin City for its annoying "art"style, generally bad acting and craptastic story, though it did include an armed hooker mob...that it does get some style points for.

 

[Gitsnik]

Have you all forgotten the original dungeon and dragons movie?! Or House of the Dead or Seven Mummies?

Disaster movie was a pittance compared to those.

 

[LavosPrime]

Worst I have seen? Meet the Spartans. I saw it for free and wanted money back. I still want to beat its creators with a tuna until they promise not to make any more movies. Ever.

One weekend, my younger brother forced me (and the rest of my family) to watch that and Date Movie (free on demand; I can't say whether that was a good or bad thing). They were so awful... I buried myself in Chrono Trigger after about a minute of each.

Twilight. Haven't seen it, but anything to do with the books must be like turbo-AIDS.

It's not utterly terrible, but you're not missing much either.

The Eragon movie. big let down for me because i liked the book and the cut out half of the actual story.

I'd have to say Eragon. It was the most horrible book-based movie I have ever seen and ever hope to see.

/thread. That movie was such a disappointment for so many reasons on so many levels that I almost cried on the way out. That was the beginning of the end of my interest in cinema; while it was once average, it is now non-existent because of the much-better games out there.

 

[Corven]

Tideland, worst movie ever, bar none, no competition, if you haven't seen it I envy you, it's the reason I no longer watch Indie-films of any sort, it was so bad the movie director showed up in a clip before the movie began and told the audience to give the movie a chance before judging it, you've got to know your movie is a pile of crap is you have to beg the audience to watch the whole thing.

 

[WaterSnake]

The worst movie I've ever seen is... Scary Movie 4.
Fuck that suck right in it's fuck. FUCK!

When your only semi-funny scene is Charlie Sheen getting a mega-boner and dying, seek help.

Yeah, that was pretty bad.

I also didn't like Dune. It just BUTCHERED the book.

 

[Archereus]

Since no one got to it Snakes on a Plane, the new one, i think i trumped all of you.

 

[Simriel]

Meet. The. Spartans.

 

[shadowrogue523]

Metropolis. 'Nuff said. Oh, or Babylon AD...i.e the movie without an ending.

 

[Fronken]

300 for its extremely childish way of telling a story

Though it did include an armed hooker mob...that it does get some style points for.

Psh, you don't know what you want.

What's childish about a mob of armed hookers rioting? , that's awesome, not "TH1S IZ SPARTAAA!!!" childish spam... ^^

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

The worst movie ever?

This one. [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089060/] I'll just let one of the IMDb comments speak for the movie here:

"A geek in pink underwear who wears horn rimmed glasses that can change stoplights, and a talking wristwatch, is sucked into a computer by this badly manicured androgynous-looking sorceror-type person who kidnaps his girlfriend(??!) and forces him to go through all these poorly directed battle sequences to win her back."

 

[DoctorNick]

Slipstream, staring Bill Paxton and Mark Hamill.

It's one of the movies that the dollar store sells, and that is indeed where I got it. SO BAD.

 

[Shade Jackrabbit]

Yeah actually, I'm gonna have to go with that Dungeons and Dragons movie or Eragon. DnD movie because... well I mean just watch it. Or don't. Actually yeah, don't, you'd have more fun watching people PLAY DnD than watch that movie.

And Eragon? ...the book was bad enough as it was, the movie made it worse. I was displeased.

 

[kaiser_what]

Any movie directed by Uwe Boll or Seltzer and Friedberg.

 

[GammaZord]

Epic Movie, a friend paid for me to see it, needless to say, we aren't friends anymore.

Overreaction of the year.

Overreaction of the year

 

[bodyklok]

Disaster Movie, so bad it's not worth the effort to make a pun from the name

Agreed, /thread.

 

[jthm]

For me its a tie between 300 and Sin City.

Both of them just sucked balls, they didnt entertain me even a little bit, 300 for its extremely childish way of telling a story and its rampant use of Slow-motion, and Sin City for its annoying "art"style, generally bad acting and craptastic story, though it did include an armed hooker mob...that it does get some style points for.

They see me trollin' they hatin'

Yeah if you aren't trolling, you're officially the worst critic on this board.

For me? Blair Witch Project. Hell, it wasn't even a good student film, it should've never seen a major release.

 

[Fronken]

For me its a tie between 300 and Sin City.

Both of them just sucked balls, they didnt entertain me even a little bit, 300 for its extremely childish way of telling a story and its rampant use of Slow-motion, and Sin City for its annoying "art"style, generally bad acting and craptastic story, though it did include an armed hooker mob...that it does get some style points for.

They see me trollin' they hatin'

Yeah if you aren't trolling, you're officially the worst critic on this board.

For me? Blair Witch Project. Hell, it wasn't even a good student film, it should've never seen a major release.

So im a troll because i didnt like a couple of movies that you liked...?