Worst movie you ever saw?

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Ezzay said:
I have seen some pretty shitty movies... but its really difficult to name one of them as the worst.

Alien: Resurrection was pretty bloody pathetic.
It looked nice and Ms Weaver as always did a good job but I admit it certainly fell well below the standards I've come to expect from Alien movies.

As for me, so many to pick. Anything Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer put their grubby fingers on is one. But I think without question the Johnny Knoxville movie 'A dirty shame' is the worst. Also on the list 'Dragon Wars' and 'Jaws 3'. These movies need to rot in hell.
 

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Cartman2nd said:
Meet the Spartans, Scary Movie 2, Disaster Movie, Epic Movie (all the same writers *sigh*)
In a nutshell, this. Those movies were terrible. Luckily i've managed to dodge bullets such as Twilight and Alien: Ressurection.
 

Katherine Kerensky

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scorch 13 said:
superbad was superbad.acually now that i really think back a scifi movie called raptors that and any movie made for that channel blow.
I think I saw that film... not so greta.
For me it would either be Starship Troopers 2 or 3.
I tend to not even look in the general direction of crap films. but those two tricked me :(
 

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I think I could have written a better script in the time it took me to watch the film. Quite amusingly bad, though.

On the Twilight thing, I haven't seen it, but I'm getting pretty tired of every time a worst book/film/moment of my life/date/pretty much anything thread comes up, there's a dozen people who just put 'Twilight', or even worse, 'Twilight /thread'. If you didn't like it, that's great: but could you take a minute or two to tell us why? One-word replies are pretty annoying at the best of times, but when it's the same one-word answer that everyone else is giving, it gets really boring.
 

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Cartman2nd said:
Meet the Spartans, Scary Movie 2, Disaster Movie, Epic Movie (all the same writers *sigh*) and ofcourse Alien:Ressurection
Don't you mean Scary Movie 3-4? Number 2 was a passable movie.
 

Jaranja

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The Ruins... what the hell was that all about?
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Grudge 2. It didn't even remotely startle me. Nothing scary about it whatsoever.
 

MetalBride

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la-le-lu-li-lo said:
MetalBride said:
Cabin Fever.... It was crap didn't even watch the whole movie
Ohhh lulz.
That was an awful movie. Though it served its purpose in grossing me out once or twice.
Apparently they made/ are making a 2nd one.. Why would they do that if the first was a major fail?
 

Christemo

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High School Musical 1 2 and 3 (i actually saw the first 2 because i didnt know better).

Hannah montana the movie (just writing it makes me wanna puke, and no i havent seen it).

Kill Bill. ive never seen more cheesy effects, but it had its good parts:

when the main character rips the 1 eye out on that 1-eyed *****.
 

Christemo

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MetalBride said:
la-le-lu-li-lo said:
MetalBride said:
Cabin Fever.... It was crap didn't even watch the whole movie
Ohhh lulz.
That was an awful movie. Though it served its purpose in grossing me out once or twice.
Apparently they made/ are making a 2nd one.. Why would they do that if the first was a major fail?
disney did that too with HSM.
 

MetalBride

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Christemo said:
MetalBride said:
la-le-lu-li-lo said:
MetalBride said:
Cabin Fever.... It was crap didn't even watch the whole movie
Ohhh lulz.
That was an awful movie. Though it served its purpose in grossing me out once or twice.
Apparently they made/ are making a 2nd one.. Why would they do that if the first was a major fail?
disney did that too with HSM.
At the risk of looking like a complete fool... what's HSM????
 

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Peter Jackson's remake of King Kong was one of the most boring things I've ever seen. Also, you just don't remake the classics. I think it was kind of arsey of him to think he'd be good enough to do that.

& Van Helsing. EVERYTHING was wrong with that film. Probably the most all around bad film I've ever seen.
 

Lukeje

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MetalBride said:
At the risk of looking like a complete fool... what's HSM????
Presumably "High School Musical".

...and the worst film I've ever seen is The Simpsons Movie; it's the only film I've ever walked out of. It was just horrible...

Edit: This is discounting movies that are so bad they're good.