Worst Possible Thing You Can Say After Sex

[Denariax]

"You should be paying me for this one!"

 

[TheTaco007]

"You said you were on the pill, right? Or was that the other chick?"

or

"You should pee on me."
(My friend said that one as a joke to his girlfriend in the middle of sex.)

 

[XPRESSXPERT]

"G2G, time to update my twitter"

 

[TheLiham]

You're even better than that corpse in my freezer!

 

[ssjbardock]

Since this topic is growing faster than I originally thought it would... lets do this for voting...

Look at the first 10 pages...
find favorite on each page...
send to me in PM like this:

1. ~~~~~
2.~~~~
3.~~~
4. ect.
...
PLEASE VOTE GUYS

*pages after 10 will not be counted unless they reach 15 or there is a really funny/ sad line*

 

[AfroTree]

Admit it, this is pretty bad to say

 

[Raregolddragon]

"Well your pregnant now with a half-human half-Aline child you will give birth in 3 weeks."

 

[Wilko316]

For a guy: "Damn you're loose down there."

For a girl: "None of my ex-boyfriends have finished so quick."

 

[Thundero13]

I didn't want to say anything because I thought it would be rude but there's a hole at the end of your... thing and now there's a weird white liquid coming out of it.

 

[Jim Grim]

From a Ross Noble show:

"SHOW ME WHERE YOUR MOTHER LIVES."

 

[Jawz 014]

We can not tell mom about this!

 

[awesomeemosewa]

Do a barrel roll?

 

[awesomeemosewa]

sorry duble post

 

[ssjbardock]

Im not gonna stop telling you guys/girls to vote until you do... O_O

VOTE NAO!!!

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Y U NO VOTE!?

*seriously vote b4 i PM all of u*

 

[Azulito]

Shout "LOL", without any context.
"Achievement Unlocked?"
"Thank you, cum again"
"Should I put this on FaceBook?"
"What was your name again?"
Simply Yawn
"Thank you, number 56."

 

[Kevlar Eater]

"I'll bring you back something to eat, but I gotta upload this video first."

 

[Biggmike]

Can we do it again? Only this time will you dress up in this night elf costume?

 

[ssjbardock]

serioudly please vote on best line for each page

PM me with this format:

Page 1: blah
Page 2. bleh
i think you get the picture

ONLY VOTE ON FIRST 10 PLEASE!

seriously vote... now... O_O

 

[Enigmatic Master]

I had better

 

[Boxes_Of_Boxes]

Wow, this thing works perfectly!

Implying that its new.