Worst Super Power Ever?

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CtrlZee

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http://www.threadless.com/product/1841/Useless_Superpowers

All the best of the useless superpowers.
 

JWAN

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Ive said it before, and I will say it again
the ability to talk to fish
 

IxionIndustries

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Once a month, you are able to fly for 20 seconds.

The ability to control bottle caps.

The power to make people sweat.

Being able to ward of the dreaded Jimballyong.

Being immune to dandruff.

Fingernails that produce duct tape.
 

llewgriff

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The abilty to atomaticly record the time's you've heard the word dongtacular. By the way I love the word dongtacular.
 

BaronAsh

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llewgriff said:
The abilty to atomaticly record the time's you've heard the word dongtacular. By the way I love the word dongtacular.
Thank god for cracked?
 

Darknacht

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The ability to have a single mask that looks like a Rorschach inkblot test. It looks kinda cool but you only have one. And compared to the power of god that Blue-WangMan has it would be very disapointing.
 

Guitar Gamer

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how bout arm tear off boy!
seriosly he was a real super hero and all he could do is tear off his arm and make it grow back,
that's it

or how bout the dog weilder who weilds dogs to people? also real

I think the worst would be to find the flaw in every idea, every one would hate you for being cynical. that's also the power of a actually comic character
 

CliveMurdoc626

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Aquamans "Powers" are the absolute most abysmal, most useless fucking powers to have ever been spawned. The only time he'd be useful is if someone robbed a Red Lobster.
 

manaman

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All of them. At least all the major comic ones.

You would be more likely to damage yourself with super strength. Or damage whatever you where trying to work with. Think of how much force you would be applying with the tiny little points that are your fingertips.

There is no way to be invulnerable without not existing.

Telepathy would be confusing as nobody actually thinks in clear defined words and sentences.

Living forever sounds great but might actually be the worst curse of them all.

Something like what Doctor Manhattan had sounds even better, the man is basically a god. Problem is he is still a man, and even worse then that he no longer has choice. Everything he has done will do and is doing he has already done. He lived his life of eternity in an instant.

Super speed would kill you with out being super tough. Flight would be useless without being able to go super fast, which again would kill you unless you where super tough.

Most would take so much energy out of a person that they would be rendered useless within minutes or seconds.

I guess the only ones that would not completely suck would be an advance healing ability, or telekinesis. I always for get about that one, but it would seem to be the only real major power of the comics world that does not suck.