Worst Superhero Name

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

Cyclops

I mean does anyone actually like that guy......he has the most boring power of all the X-men and always gets his arse kicked, yet he is somehow the leader of the team?

He's got portals to another dimension in his eyes, how is that not awesome?

Also, is anyone else reading this thread having flashbacks to Whose Line?

Yes, the old school BBC version...
And Cyclops is a douchebag, married Jean Grey's "evil" twin clone, dumped her and her new baby because Grey came back from the dead, didn't even care that she went nuts because of it and tried to murder a crapload of innocent babies and loosed demons on the world, then married Jean, then dumped her for the White Queen. Also allowed Apocalypse to infect his son, sent him to the future where Apocalypse ruled to get "cured" and subsequently put the kid thru hell. Aside from a few other douchebag things...

 

[enzilewulf]

Gun man. He fights with a gun. Is arch rival is the Melee'er.

How exactly would a melee fighter be the arch rival of a gun fighter? Does he have ninja teleportation powers?

They were friends since Kindergarten but, when they were fighting over a dude (Their gay) they broke up. Melee man didn't want to use guns like Gun man. So he uses throwing knifes and has SWORN VENGEANCE FOR GUN MAN STEALING A GUY WHO BROKE UP WITH HIM 2MINS LATER FOR MELEE MAN!!

Tell the rest of the story, this is getting good.

Well okay.

So mad from the break up Gun man went and scoped out where Melee man and the "man" were kissing.. Well Gun man Sniped the "man". Killing him. Then with Melee mans tight shorts and pink spiked hair and rage he pulled out a throwing knife and Threw it right into the barrel of the sniper. Then Gun man took out his pistol's and fired at Meele man but melee man took out his Katana's and deflected the bullets. Then gun man hit Melee man in the face with his Ak-57.. Looking down he said Fuck you and left assuming he was dead. Yet Lesbo wonder found him and healed him in her lesbian condo. Now he seeks vengeance for his lost lover and the scar that is on his face. TO BE CONTINUED.

 

[Eldarion]

Gun man. He fights with a gun. Is arch rival is the Melee'er.

How exactly would a melee fighter be the arch rival of a gun fighter? Does he have ninja teleportation powers?

They were friends since Kindergarten but, when they were fighting over a dude (Their gay) they broke up. Melee man didn't want to use guns like Gun man. So he uses throwing knifes and has SWORN VENGEANCE FOR GUN MAN STEALING A GUY WHO BROKE UP WITH HIM 2MINS LATER FOR MELEE MAN!!

Tell the rest of the story, this is getting good.

Well okay.

So mad from the break up he went and scoped out where Melee man and the "man" were kissing.. Well Gun man Sniped the "man". Killing him. Then with Melee mans tight shorts and pink spiked hair and rage he pulled out a throwing knife and Blew his sniper to pieces. Then Gun man took out his pistol's and fired and melee man took out his Katana's and deflected the bullets. Then gun man hit Melee man in the face with his pistol.. Looking down he said Fuck you and left assuming he was dead. Yet Lesbo wonder found him and healed him in her lesbian condo. Now he seeks vengeance for his lost lover and the scar that is on his face. TO BE CONTINUED.

What the lover dies? The sniper getting killed? I likes this series back before it decided to get gritty and "dark".

 

[Gameslayer_93]

He-Man.

 

[Mr.Mattress]

Spoiler: I don't want to offend anyone but I just think this is hilarious. Sorry if anyone clicks it and finds it offensive

The Queero! The gayest super hero you'll ever see.

 

[enzilewulf]

Gun man. He fights with a gun. Is arch rival is the Melee'er.

How exactly would a melee fighter be the arch rival of a gun fighter? Does he have ninja teleportation powers?

They were friends since Kindergarten but, when they were fighting over a dude (Their gay) they broke up. Melee man didn't want to use guns like Gun man. So he uses throwing knifes and has SWORN VENGEANCE FOR GUN MAN STEALING A GUY WHO BROKE UP WITH HIM 2MINS LATER FOR MELEE MAN!!

Tell the rest of the story, this is getting good.

Well okay.

So mad from the break up he went and scoped out where Melee man and the "man" were kissing.. Well Gun man Sniped the "man". Killing him. Then with Melee mans tight shorts and pink spiked hair and rage he pulled out a throwing knife and Blew his sniper to pieces. Then Gun man took out his pistol's and fired and melee man took out his Katana's and deflected the bullets. Then gun man hit Melee man in the face with his pistol.. Looking down he said Fuck you and left assuming he was dead. Yet Lesbo wonder found him and healed him in her lesbian condo. Now he seeks vengeance for his lost lover and the scar that is on his face. TO BE CONTINUED.

What the lover dies? The sniper getting killed? I likes this series back before it decided to get gritty and "dark".

No the Gun man killed the lover and then scared Melee man. Gun man is still alive.

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

Gun man. He fights with a gun. Is arch rival is the Melee'er.

How exactly would a melee fighter be the arch rival of a gun fighter? Does he have ninja teleportation powers?

They were friends since Kindergarten but, when they were fighting over a dude (Their gay) they broke up. Melee man didn't want to use guns like Gun man. So he uses throwing knifes and has SWORN VENGEANCE FOR GUN MAN STEALING A GUY WHO BROKE UP WITH HIM 2MINS LATER FOR MELEE MAN!!

Tell the rest of the story, this is getting good.

Well okay.

So mad from the break up Gun man went and scoped out where Melee man and the "man" were kissing.. Well Gun man Sniped the "man". Killing him. Then with Melee mans tight shorts and pink spiked hair and rage he pulled out a throwing knife and Threw it right into the barrel of the sniper. Then Gun man took out his pistol's and fired at Meele man but melee man took out his Katana's and deflected the bullets. Then gun man hit Melee man in the face with his Ak-57.. Looking down he said Fuck you and left assuming he was dead. Yet Lesbo wonder found him and healed him in her lesbian condo. Now he seeks vengeance for his lost lover and the scar that is on his face. TO BE CONTINUED.

Just a question... how can he be Melee if he throws knives? Aren't throwing knives ranged?

 

[Eldarion]

Gun man. He fights with a gun. Is arch rival is the Melee'er.

How exactly would a melee fighter be the arch rival of a gun fighter? Does he have ninja teleportation powers?

They were friends since Kindergarten but, when they were fighting over a dude (Their gay) they broke up. Melee man didn't want to use guns like Gun man. So he uses throwing knifes and has SWORN VENGEANCE FOR GUN MAN STEALING A GUY WHO BROKE UP WITH HIM 2MINS LATER FOR MELEE MAN!!

Tell the rest of the story, this is getting good.

Well okay.

So mad from the break up he went and scoped out where Melee man and the "man" were kissing.. Well Gun man Sniped the "man". Killing him. Then with Melee mans tight shorts and pink spiked hair and rage he pulled out a throwing knife and Blew his sniper to pieces. Then Gun man took out his pistol's and fired and melee man took out his Katana's and deflected the bullets. Then gun man hit Melee man in the face with his pistol.. Looking down he said Fuck you and left assuming he was dead. Yet Lesbo wonder found him and healed him in her lesbian condo. Now he seeks vengeance for his lost lover and the scar that is on his face. TO BE CONTINUED.

What the lover dies? The sniper getting killed? I likes this series back before it decided to get gritty and "dark".

No the Gun man killed the lover and then scared Melee man. Gun man is still alive.

Oh it says "his sniper" as in, he destroyed the rifle. But still, the lover dies. This series is trying to be hardcore and gritty. I don't like the new direction.

 

[WaywardHaymaker]

Hu-man!

His impressive repertoire of amazing abilities include opposable thumbs, use of tools, and higher thought!

 

[enzilewulf]

Gun man. He fights with a gun. Is arch rival is the Melee'er.

How exactly would a melee fighter be the arch rival of a gun fighter? Does he have ninja teleportation powers?

They were friends since Kindergarten but, when they were fighting over a dude (Their gay) they broke up. Melee man didn't want to use guns like Gun man. So he uses throwing knifes and has SWORN VENGEANCE FOR GUN MAN STEALING A GUY WHO BROKE UP WITH HIM 2MINS LATER FOR MELEE MAN!!

Tell the rest of the story, this is getting good.

Well okay.

So mad from the break up he went and scoped out where Melee man and the "man" were kissing.. Well Gun man Sniped the "man". Killing him. Then with Melee mans tight shorts and pink spiked hair and rage he pulled out a throwing knife and Blew his sniper to pieces. Then Gun man took out his pistol's and fired and melee man took out his Katana's and deflected the bullets. Then gun man hit Melee man in the face with his pistol.. Looking down he said Fuck you and left assuming he was dead. Yet Lesbo wonder found him and healed him in her lesbian condo. Now he seeks vengeance for his lost lover and the scar that is on his face. TO BE CONTINUED.

What the lover dies? The sniper getting killed? I likes this series back before it decided to get gritty and "dark".

No the Gun man killed the lover and then scared Melee man. Gun man is still alive.

Oh it says "his sniper" as in, he destroyed the rifle. But still, the lover dies. This series is trying to be hardcore and gritty. I don't like the new direction.

This is true. Hmmm Lets change that. (I am seriously on ms paint making a shity comic strip)

 

[XJ-0461]

Superman....Theres NO imagination to it. "So, whats your super hero name going to be?" "Hmm...I'm a SUPER hero and a MAN...How about Heroguy? Nah...Superman!!"

EDIT: It could only be worse if his name was "I-fly-around-and-kick-bad-guy-ass-in-tights-and-a-cape Guy"

Yeah, but you have to remember he was one of the very first superheroes, so his name being so simple is quite forgivable. It's not like Siegel and Shuster had much to compare or contrast the name to.

On Topic: Man-man! He has the incredible powers of... the average man! I have a feeling I'm ripping that off from somewhere...

 

[The Righteous One]

Fuck off man, he tells evil to just fuck off.

 

[Jazzyjazz2323]

THE PROCRASTINATOR!!!!always arriving 30 minutes late.

 

[Socius]

A group of Superheroes, calling themselves the "SEMEN".
wich, is Ironic enough, pronounced in the same way as my name.
Yes, I know I am asking for it. BRING THE SPERMJOKES FOOLS!

 

[gewata]

Squirrel Girl.

She has the power to TALK TO SQUIRRELS!

And yes, she exists.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squirrel_girl

 

[Benj17]

Steve

 

[quiet_samurai]

Narcalepsy man.

"Fighting injustice, intolerance, and the evil doings of..... evil doing of..... evi......" ZZZZZZ

 

[The Rockerfly]

Child Rape Man

Seriously if someone can make a living off of a comic book character called Child Rape Man then you're a God