Heroguy Fagballs (or whatever you chose to name your character) from Persona 4. No real reason other than on of the other guys can be equiped with a desk. And in a choice between sword and desk, desk wins.
Oh, and Organization XIII's leader. Mostly because he failed at killing Sora. Who is PURE. EVIL! Why you ask? Think of the lives he took, the souls and hearts he destroyed. The millions of people who are now dead because of him. All to get back together with that flat chested bimbo... I would have gone after Riku if I was him, he looks like more of a girl.
And if we're expanding this to Movies 'n' stuff: Cloud, for that GOD awful FF movie, where he manages to not only fail at killing the villains, but fail at killing them many, many times. On the plus side thought the comedy relief guys were fairly resilent as well, surviving falling from a building and explosions of their own making!