Worst sword wielding hero?

Recommended Videos

Dr. Nerfball

New member
Jan 28, 2009
57
0
0
Heroguy Fagballs (or whatever you chose to name your character) from Persona 4. No real reason other than on of the other guys can be equiped with a desk. And in a choice between sword and desk, desk wins.

Oh, and Organization XIII's leader. Mostly because he failed at killing Sora. Who is PURE. EVIL! Why you ask? Think of the lives he took, the souls and hearts he destroyed. The millions of people who are now dead because of him. All to get back together with that flat chested bimbo... I would have gone after Riku if I was him, he looks like more of a girl.

And if we're expanding this to Movies 'n' stuff: Cloud, for that GOD awful FF movie, where he manages to not only fail at killing the villains, but fail at killing them many, many times. On the plus side thought the comedy relief guys were fairly resilent as well, surviving falling from a building and explosions of their own making!
 

FinalGamer

New member
Mar 8, 2009
966
0
0
Ninjabread Man.
At least Sonic looked badass in an "oh my god he's seriously not doing this" sort of way.
 

Sable Gear

New member
Mar 26, 2009
582
0
0
Altair from AC but ONLY with an actual sword; despite being the weapon most frequently upgraded, it's the worst weapon you get due to the agonizing slowness of attacks, plus it makes countering ("fuck you button") really hard.
 

Vrex360

Badass Alien
Mar 2, 2009
8,379
0
0
willer357 said:
jesus christ dude after only 11 days you have over 800 POSTS?
I'm committed. Seriously though if that's what it says something's broke... I've been on here for a few months not simply eleven days.
 

Therumancer

Citation Needed
Nov 28, 2007
9,909
0
0
A.I. Sigma said:
Therumancer said:
Check out the thread on the video game characters strip show. Link was recently revealed to be a girl, so I guess that gives him a bit of a pass. :)
Do you have a link, please?
I was referring to this:

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/91659-Princess-Peach-Peels-at-the-Video-Game-Girls-Burlesque
 

Meado

New member
Apr 27, 2008
812
0
0
Vrex360 said:
willer357 said:
jesus christ dude after only 11 days you have over 800 POSTS?
I'm committed. Seriously though if that's what it says something's broke... I've been on here for a few months not simply eleven days.
It says "Mar" (short for March, obviously) so I'm guessing willer misread is as "May".

And Vaan is such a pussy.
 

NeoDeath90

New member
Feb 11, 2009
451
0
0
Are we speaking of most evil or most all around badly designed and badly characterized?..........well now that I think about it, this is a heroes thread. Evil has nothing to do with it.

Hmmm....I'm going with Yeoung- Seung (or however you spll it) from Soul Calibur. The whole surfer dude swordsman things really annoys me.
 

Reg5879

New member
Jan 8, 2009
603
0
0
Haydyn said:
goldenjester said:
Cloud Strife. Seriously, he's annoying to me, and everyone goes on and on about how awesome he is. It's like this crudely modelled little swordsman has a full squad of fanboy cheerleaders, spitle flying from their lips crying Cloud's praises to the masses. Cloud is no differnet than every other FF hero out there. *yawn*

On a similar note, let up on Sepiroth too. He's really not that awesome.
Wait, you don't love Cloud OR Seph?! How can you be so True Neutral?!

The Kingdom Hearts guy. Honestly, what was Disney thinking? "Hey, let's just make a FF ripoff and throw in Disney characters that only little kids like."
He doesn't even use a sword, he uses a god damn key as a weapon lol.

EDIT: I am referring to the Kingdom Hearts guy (Sora).
 

A-D.

New member
Jan 23, 2008
637
0
0
A few choices..

Zidane (FF9) - Basicly a stupid designed Character all around, plus the entire game sucked imo

Sephiroth (FF7) - Holding a Sword that is twice as long as you are tall does NOT make you cool, it makes you look like an Idiot. Especially when its a Katana-esque Weapon which would break with the next Swing on anything harder than a overripe Melon.

Cloud (FF7) - No, he just wasnt cool either, though his Sword was, at least the Runesword (Play the Game, you know which i mean)

Key Dude (Kingdom Hearts) - Already badly designed, Voice horrible, Companions a type of "omfg no" and a Key as a Weapon..a Key that cuts..blunt object can cut..wait someone else seeing something wrong with this?

Well and basicly a few others im too lazy to name now..