Worst Unlockable Characters

[Not Good]

SSB: Roy, Ness(SSBB), Lucario, GAW. Seriously. Why Lucario?

To Replace Mewtwo.

 

[AceDiamond]

Falco in SSBB, there really is NO reason for him to be in the game. He moves like Fox, attacks like Fox and has the same smash as Fox, he serves NO purpose. At least Wolf plays a little differently.

Yes and no. Falco throws his deflector instead of having it generate a field around him. He also falls faster and is, allegedly, stronger. You are right in saying that Wolf plays much differently than either of them though.

what in the crap are you talking about? Falco was slower, there was no way in hell falco is faster than fox. But he IS beter, thats for sure.

I said falls faster. i.e. he drops like a rock tied to a boulder when he's in the air. And he is not better. The last 10 people who have attempted to tell me that have promptly ate their words after a session

 

[xitel]

Pichu in Melee, without a doubt. Even his trophy has nothing good to say about him. "He's weak. Easy to kill. Hurts himself with most of his attacks. Your best bet is to run around the stage using items."

Oh god, Pichu needs to die. Not really hard to pull off, but he really does. And Peach in Brawl. Worthless, although hillarious to kill people with.

 

[Rodyille]

Sonic the Hedgehog in SSBB he's useless I can hardly beat any 9th level characters with him when in melee I could defeat 3 9's all on to me with Roy and the controls are almost identical I get so damn frustrated...

 

[James Raynor]

Falco in SSBB, there really is NO reason for him to be in the game. He moves like Fox, attacks like Fox and has the same smash as Fox, he serves NO purpose. At least Wolf plays a little differently.

Falco took Fox's blaster from SSB1 and he moves slower... his fire attack thing charges faster, and his dash covers less distance. That last one was a sell for me as I always over shot with Fox and died.

Not to mention he kicks his reflector out, which damages and will knockback/trip.

luigi in Super smash bros. He's been a joke character in nearly all the games (Yes, I know in melee he was an alright character because of his flaming B-up attack, but he's definitely near the lowest on the tier still. He's even worse in brawl and the original. Worse, they run with the strange idea that Luigi is gay, and incorporate that stereotype of weakness into all his attacks. It's rather annoying.

He's actually middle tier.

He's better then the following (According to tier list):

24. Peach
25. Ike
26. Sheik
27. Lucas
28. Ness
29. Mario
30. Pokémon Trainer
31. Samus
32. Yoshi
33. Sonic
34. Jigglypuff
35. Ganondorf
36. Link
37. Captain Falcon

 

[Elurindel]

Marth in SSBB...who cares? Also, why have three characters from Starfox with exactly the same final smash?

you sir, need to be burned at the stake you dirty filesharing communist! Marth was the best character in Melee, and even when he got gimped, he is one of the best characters in Brawl! SCUM!
SCUUUUUM!

Ahem. as you can see i love marth. I used to be unbeatable with him in melee, and im damn near unbeatable around my friends with him in brawl. I'll tell you who i am very much beatable with though...Bowser. I never really used him but my GOD did they gimp him something heinous in brawl. he is just such a bad character now.

crap, was he a starter character? because if he was, then ill go for Roy. He was just a fail version of marth in melee. How can you be stronger than marth, but slower and lighter?

Well, that was...harsh.

 

[PsyberGoth]

Oddjob.

Remember, the absolute #1 Goldeneye House Rule: "No Oddjob".

Every time me and my little brother would play GoldenEye 007, i would have to beat him around the face with a controller during character selection, for, surprise surprise, choosing Oddjob.

 

[the jellyman]

the gonk droid in lego star wars. it moves agonizingly slowly, has no attacks and tends to get knocked over or brutally killed every time it moves

 

[Dramatic Flare]

The non-named characters from Soul Caliber 2. Unlocking Cervantes is worthwhile. unlocking "rogue"? not so much.

 

[L4Y Duke]

The non-named characters from Soul Caliber 2. Unlocking Cervantes is worthwhile. unlocking "rogue"? not so much.

That's Soul Calibur 3 you're talking about, I think.

 

[PsyberGoth]

Oddjob.

Remember, the absolute #1 Goldeneye House Rule: "No Oddjob".

Thats why I always carried a rocket launcher. He may be a fucking midget, but he cant dodge explosions.

Oddjob a midget? He's supposed to be huge.

No, that's Jaws.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

The non-named characters from Soul Caliber 2. Unlocking Cervantes is worthwhile. unlocking "rogue"? not so much.

That's Soul Calibur 3 you're talking about, I think.

hmm, I don't remember what his actually name was. There was the Berseker and some, like thief/bomber combination. But it was definitely two. I don't own a new console, only my Original xbox.

 

[L4Y Duke]

The non-named characters from Soul Caliber 2. Unlocking Cervantes is worthwhile. unlocking "rogue"? not so much.

That's Soul Calibur 3 you're talking about, I think.

hmm, I don't remember what his actually name was. There was the Berseker and some, like thief/bomber combination. But it was definitely two. I don't own a new console, only my Original xbox.

Yup, that's Soul Calibur 3. Those are the Create a Character classes. Thief, Beserker, Rogue, Monk, Saint, Knight...

 

[Graustein]

The non-named characters from Soul Caliber 2. Unlocking Cervantes is worthwhile. unlocking "rogue"? not so much.

That's Soul Calibur 3 you're talking about, I think.

hmm, I don't remember what his actually name was. There was the Berseker and some, like thief/bomber combination. But it was definitely two. I don't own a new console, only my Original xbox.

Yup, that's Soul Calibur 3. Those are the Create a Character classes. Thief, Beserker, Rogue, Monk, Saint, Knight...

2 had the Assassin, Beserker and Lizardman unnamed characters.

 

[I III II X4]

the gonk droid in lego star wars. it moves agonizingly slowly, has no attacks and tends to get knocked over or brutally killed every time it moves

It's there for comic relief, man.

The non-named characters from Soul Caliber 2. Unlocking Cervantes is worthwhile. unlocking "rogue"? not so much.

The three unlockable characters are Beserker, Assassin, and Lizardman. Beserker and Assassin could be considered "mimics" of Astaroth and Yunsung.

EDIT

Damn! Graustein beat me to the punch.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

The non-named characters from Soul Caliber 2. Unlocking Cervantes is worthwhile. unlocking "rogue"? not so much.

That's Soul Calibur 3 you're talking about, I think.

hmm, I don't remember what his actually name was. There was the Berseker and some, like thief/bomber combination. But it was definitely two. I don't own a new console, only my Original xbox.

Yup, that's Soul Calibur 3. Those are the Create a Character classes. Thief, Beserker, Rogue, Monk, Saint, Knight...

2 had the Assassin, Beserker and Lizardman unnamed characters.

Thank you. I was just about to go on a small rant about how gaming sequels are likely to carry over some things from previous games, and how SC3 doesn't play on an original Xbox.

 

[L4Y Duke]

The non-named characters from Soul Caliber 2. Unlocking Cervantes is worthwhile. unlocking "rogue"? not so much.

That's Soul Calibur 3 you're talking about, I think.

hmm, I don't remember what his actually name was. There was the Berseker and some, like thief/bomber combination. But it was definitely two. I don't own a new console, only my Original xbox.

Yup, that's Soul Calibur 3. Those are the Create a Character classes. Thief, Beserker, Rogue, Monk, Saint, Knight...

2 had the Assassin, Beserker and Lizardman unnamed characters.

Oh. I guess that's where they got the Dagger fighting style from in 3.

 

[PureChaos]

luigi in Super smash bros. He's been a joke character in nearly all the games (Yes, I know in melee he was an alright character because of his flaming B-up attack, but he's definitely near the lowest on the tier still. He's even worse in brawl and the original. Worse, they run with the strange idea that Luigi is gay, and incorporate that stereotype of weakness into all his attacks. It's rather annoying.

He's actually middle tier.

He's better then the following (According to tier list):

24. Peach
25. Ike
26. Sheik
27. Lucas
28. Ness
29. Mario
30. Pokémon Trainer
31. Samus
32. Yoshi
33. Sonic
34. Jigglypuff
35. Ganondorf
36. Link
37. Captain Falcon[/quote] - quoted

is this a list of the good or bad characters? link, ganondor, samus, ike, lucas, cptn falcon, and shiek are good characters but jigglypuff has been powered down since melee, sonic i just dont like, yoshi, mario and ness are OK and peach is just a complete ***** who i hate, she's really annoying, not just in SSBB but also pretty much every game she's been in, especially Mario Kart, she thinks she's all that when really she's a useless zelda wannabe who... sorry, i'll be quiet now.

 

[jaiden26]

Marth in SSBB...who cares? Also, why have three characters from Starfox with exactly the same final smash?

Also, did anybody ever use Ash, the incredibly gay (literally) unlockable boss in Bare Knuckle 3? I tried him once, and he sucked (No jump attack, his special attack was just his regular attack but in a flurry, no throws, couldn't use weapons...need I go on?).

I'm sorry? Are we in Japan. I don't think we're in Japan. Unless we're in Japan you will call it 'streets of rage 3' you god damn communist.

While we are correcting people, Japan isn't a communist country, you are thinking of China.