Worst way to dump a girlfriend/boyfriend
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How about over text or just cutting all contact with you randomly. Was asked if I wanted to go out with an ex again recently and I said yes. We were still good friends and stuff. She asks Sunday and I agree. Send her a text Monday night asking if she's there. Get no response. Ask again Tuesday, no response. Don't bother Wednesday. Thursday, I send her a text asking yet again, no response. Then go on Facebook and find her online and message her, and still no response. Now I've said fuck it. I would have been fine if she said she'd rather not actually, but ignoring me like that crosses the line. If she ever tries to contact me again, my basic message is going to be 'Piss off'.
If that's true, it's much worse then mine.slimchanceclothing said:
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Sounds like she's a dick. But yeah, I know it's not that simple.[/quote]
Yea. that's a dick move. But I'm self-destructive so I still love her.
Yea. that's a dick move. But I'm self-destructive so I still love her.
Cheating on you for a week and when you find out she approaches the stunned and dead spirited you and flat out says "I want to break up." walks away and rejoins the guy she was cheating on you with. Needless to say she banged him about 3-4 months later on her 14'th birthday after you almost get arrested but luckily your older brother saved your ass o-o
-sigh- that was indeed an interesting year
-sigh- that was indeed an interesting year
over msn messenger, happened to a friend of mine
Girl: I dont think we shuld see each other anyone
(Girl blocks Guy)
i was there with him, that sucked
Girl: I dont think we shuld see each other anyone
(Girl blocks Guy)
i was there with him, that sucked
Well, recently a sophomore in my high school broke up with his freshman girlfriend because he saw her.... kissing a girl. (I don't know all of the details) So anyway, instead of taking the breakup maturely she wrote all over his locker stuff like "I love you" "Why did you cheat on me?" and so on (Keep in mind, she was cheating on him not vice versa). Now he is in trouble because the principal hates him and believes anyone else's side of the story if he gets in trouble and is completely screwed.
Breaking a ex-boyfriend's things after he rightfully breaks up with you (cheating excluded) is just so pointless and trivial, plus it makes it so you are always awkward around each other.
Life lessons from yours truly.
Breaking a ex-boyfriend's things after he rightfully breaks up with you (cheating excluded) is just so pointless and trivial, plus it makes it so you are always awkward around each other.
Life lessons from yours truly.
1) Tell her after 8 months of extremely devoted dating that you don't like her in any non-physical sense and that you only decided that this was bad when you started flirting with another girl at an Improv show.
2) Text message saying "I just realized that over the last two weeks I have gradually lost all feeling for you."
3) In Twilight-style obsessive unhealthy relationship, break up on Valentine's Day/Effective First Anniversary (same day) via an email saying that it's all been a lie and that you're both in love with the concept of being in love, not with each other. For bonus points, do this after you've spent a half hour the night before squealing in (ideally non-materialistic) happiness after discovering the extravagant gift the other was planning to give you for Valentine's.
4) After attempting to resist the urge to get into another obsessive relationship, go three days without talking to the person in question and then say "No, we don't," when they say "[Recounting of suicidal feelings, with several examples]. We have a problem."
5) Break up with the other after five hours of extremely heavy petting and *ahem* mouthing, preferably after this has been happening on an at least weekly basis for six months. For full points, one must do this with the following reasoning (which may not be mentioned to the other party). We will assume you are a heterosexual male:
A) I don't think I like her as much as she likes me.
AA) Therefore this relationship must be completely immoral and a black mark on my soul.
B) I know I don't like her enough that I'd want to have my first time with her.
BB) Therefore we must break up because...well, AA. Oh, and it's affecting my schoolwork!
C) I refuse to break up with anyone through any means other than face-to-face conversation.
CC) I therefore must break up with her on a date.
D) I have a Pavlovian response to seeing her that causes my mind to go blank until after my clothes are back on.
DD) Therefore I cannot feasibly break up with her until after one of our traditional five hour sessions of heavy petting and *ahem* mouthing.
6) Forget they exist for a full six weeks. For bonus points, this relationship must with someone from a different school, living at least 45 minutes away from you, who isn't sure if they like you and can't communicate very well in any fashion other than face-to-face; thus, when finals roll around, you will completely forget they exist until one of your friends asks you when you last kissed a member of the opposite sex and it all comes rushing back.
6*) Redemption points can be earned by frantically explaining what happened and gaining happy closure.
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I'll leave it up to you to determine which of these was executed by me, upon me, by a friend, or upon a friend. If you get them all right, you get a netcookie. Make sure to quote (feel free to snip all the text out for post size) so I know you did it.
2) Text message saying "I just realized that over the last two weeks I have gradually lost all feeling for you."
3) In Twilight-style obsessive unhealthy relationship, break up on Valentine's Day/Effective First Anniversary (same day) via an email saying that it's all been a lie and that you're both in love with the concept of being in love, not with each other. For bonus points, do this after you've spent a half hour the night before squealing in (ideally non-materialistic) happiness after discovering the extravagant gift the other was planning to give you for Valentine's.
4) After attempting to resist the urge to get into another obsessive relationship, go three days without talking to the person in question and then say "No, we don't," when they say "[Recounting of suicidal feelings, with several examples]. We have a problem."
5) Break up with the other after five hours of extremely heavy petting and *ahem* mouthing, preferably after this has been happening on an at least weekly basis for six months. For full points, one must do this with the following reasoning (which may not be mentioned to the other party). We will assume you are a heterosexual male:
A) I don't think I like her as much as she likes me.
AA) Therefore this relationship must be completely immoral and a black mark on my soul.
B) I know I don't like her enough that I'd want to have my first time with her.
BB) Therefore we must break up because...well, AA. Oh, and it's affecting my schoolwork!
C) I refuse to break up with anyone through any means other than face-to-face conversation.
CC) I therefore must break up with her on a date.
D) I have a Pavlovian response to seeing her that causes my mind to go blank until after my clothes are back on.
DD) Therefore I cannot feasibly break up with her until after one of our traditional five hour sessions of heavy petting and *ahem* mouthing.
6) Forget they exist for a full six weeks. For bonus points, this relationship must with someone from a different school, living at least 45 minutes away from you, who isn't sure if they like you and can't communicate very well in any fashion other than face-to-face; thus, when finals roll around, you will completely forget they exist until one of your friends asks you when you last kissed a member of the opposite sex and it all comes rushing back.
6*) Redemption points can be earned by frantically explaining what happened and gaining happy closure.
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I'll leave it up to you to determine which of these was executed by me, upon me, by a friend, or upon a friend. If you get them all right, you get a netcookie. Make sure to quote (feel free to snip all the text out for post size) so I know you did it.
Well I was broken up by my ex telling me that she lost all feelings for me and was secretly screwing someone else behind my back and trying to have a kid with him for the past month. Not the most cleanest of ways, but gets the job done I suppose.
Shallow ***** did it over text messaging to me once.
Oh and I got completely ditched at a football game. Tried to text her to find out where she was, all I got was "I'm in the stands". Really? I hadn't guessed. She basically just avoids me now.
Oh and I got completely ditched at a football game. Tried to text her to find out where she was, all I got was "I'm in the stands". Really? I hadn't guessed. She basically just avoids me now.
Tried that. One time when I called, her sister (who hated me and I hated in return) answered. When I asked her to give my girlfriend the phone, she hung up on me. I called right back, thinking maybe my girlfriend would get to it before her sister, but nothing. After that, nobody answered. Ever.scifidownbeat said: