Worst way to dump a girlfriend/boyfriend

[Lilani]

Text message or facebook, definitely. The former points to spinelessness, the latter points to public humiliation--and probably spinelessness as well, if they were doing it to seek the "approval" of the masses.

 

[Dr. Gorgenflex]

What a Badass Mother Fucker.

 

[The-Story]

This happened to me:

I'm living my super indulged spoiled life to the fullest; I have a hot red sports car, a beautiful persian girl (of four years), stellar grades in school, and getting my book published. For the most part, life is good. Life is better than good, life is great.

Then.
Then I get rammed by a car, which totals my car and puts me in the hospital. THE NEXT DAY my now-ex-then-fiance tells me she has a crush for my best friend. Not to worry, I say, crushes happen whilst in love with other people. THREE DAYS LATER, they start going out. She forces herself to hate me, never really breaks up with me, still wears the ring I gave her (on a necklace around her neck), for a while, then it dissapears, then she pushes all the love and feelings for me onto my now-ex-then-best friend.

Deflection, boys and girls, makes you feel like shit. Masssive loads of shit actually. Deflection is the proccess of blaming someone for something they didn't do, which my girl did... ad naseum. In fact, she is still going about it, dating my friend, and forcing herself to hate me and love him.

Oh yeah, and my parent pulled my hard earned publishing money to finance a divorce case to her second husband, and all my marks went down the shitter from the above cockfuckery.

So, worst way to break up with someone? Start going out with someone else while you still love the first person, and then convince yourself you love the second instead, and hate the first so you don't feel guilty.

Oh ya, and she strangled me for about five minutes at one point.

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

one of the most efficient ways is to reppeat everything, he or she says. it pisses peoples off haha

 

[Julianking93]

Through text message.

I have the luck of having it happen to me.

[small/]fuckin' *****[/small]

via text message while with her family during thanksgiving with her grandmother who actually likes you while she was on vacation in England with the second guy.

yea, the rest of the night really sucked.

Woah, woah, woah!!! Wait a sec.

You were celebrating thanksgiving with [b/]her[/b] family while she was in England with the guy she was cheating on you with? And during said Thanksgiving, she texts you when she knows you are with her family?

Is that right?

 

[Emperor Inferno]

This happened to me:

I'm living my super indulged spoiled life to the fullest; I have a hot red sports car, a beautiful persian girl (of four years), stellar grades in school, and getting my book published. For the most part, life is good. Life is better than good, life is great.

Then.
Then I get rammed by a car, which totals my car and puts me in the hospital. THE NEXT DAY my now-ex-then-fiance tells me she has a crush for my best friend. Not to worry, I say, crushes happen whilst in love with other people. THREE DAYS LATER, they start going out. She forces herself to hate me, never really breaks up with me, still wears the ring I gave her (on a necklace around her neck), for a while, then it dissapears, then she pushes all the love and feelings for me onto my now-ex-then-best friend.

Deflection, boys and girls, makes you feel like shit. Masssive loads of shit actually. Deflection is the proccess of blaming someone for something they didn't do, which my girl did... ad naseum. In fact, she is still going about it, dating my friend, and forcing herself to hate me and love him.

Oh yeah, and my parent pulled my hard earned publishing money to finance a divorce case to her second husband, and all my marks went down the shitter from the above cockfuckery.

So, worst way to break up with someone? Start going out with someone else while you still love the first person, and then convince yourself you love the second instead, and hate the first so you don't feel guilty.

Oh ya, and she strangled me for about five minutes at one point.

My most recent ex did something like this to me, except I didn't have any injuries. She blamed me for the end of the relationship, even though I treated her like a queen and was always faithful. After her new boyfriend dumped her, she suddenly came out with all this hatred and malice against me, even though she had told me she still loved me and wanted to try to give our relationship another shot. So, yeah, the convincing herself to love someone else and hate me and treat me like shit, that's happened to me and yes, it is absolutely terrible.

 

[The-Story]

This happened to me:

I'm living my super indulged spoiled life to the fullest; I have a hot red sports car, a beautiful persian girl (of four years), stellar grades in school, and getting my book published. For the most part, life is good. Life is better than good, life is great.

Then.
Then I get rammed by a car, which totals my car and puts me in the hospital. THE NEXT DAY my now-ex-then-fiance tells me she has a crush for my best friend. Not to worry, I say, crushes happen whilst in love with other people. THREE DAYS LATER, they start going out. She forces herself to hate me, never really breaks up with me, still wears the ring I gave her (on a necklace around her neck), for a while, then it dissapears, then she pushes all the love and feelings for me onto my now-ex-then-best friend.

Deflection, boys and girls, makes you feel like shit. Masssive loads of shit actually. Deflection is the proccess of blaming someone for something they didn't do, which my girl did... ad naseum. In fact, she is still going about it, dating my friend, and forcing herself to hate me and love him.

Oh yeah, and my parent pulled my hard earned publishing money to finance a divorce case to her second husband, and all my marks went down the shitter from the above cockfuckery.

So, worst way to break up with someone? Start going out with someone else while you still love the first person, and then convince yourself you love the second instead, and hate the first so you don't feel guilty.

Oh ya, and she strangled me for about five minutes at one point.

My most recent ex did something like this to me, except I didn't have any injuries. She blamed me for the end of the relationship, even though I treated her like a queen and was always faithful. After her new boyfriend dumped her, she suddenly came out with all this hatred and malice against me, even though she had told me she still loved me and wanted to try to give our relationship another shot. So, yeah, the convincing herself to love someone else and hate me and treat me like shit, that's happened to me and yes, it is absolutely terrible.

God and I'm right in the middle of it too.... And really, the most terrible part is how many people have become intertwined in this. My ex-teacher-now-friend went so far as to tell her to stay away from me.... this isn't a good thing! She'll never realize the truth if she just lives in her little bubble.

Oh and I see her for at least 5 hours every day. Along with her Boyfriend. And.... ya. I mean I'm making her out to be a bad person but she really isn't, shes wonderful and everything, I just wish some mistakes hadn't had been made.

 

[Dusty Donuts]

Most of the "couples" in my school dump each other with text messages... it's really stupid.

Not going to lie, that's kind've amusing. I mean, the right words can make you feel the right emotions. However, I doubt these people type literate, so I don't think the dumping would be powerful or even dramatic. Instead, it would look like crap, and be laughable. Like so -

'im braking up wit u'

'wat'

'i dont luv u'

(girl starts crying)

'nuuuuh! plz dont brake up wit me i luv u'

'sry i dont think i rdy 2 hav sex' (You bet your ass your not if you butcher the english language like that)

'@.@'

''

And then they'll be telling everyone how horrible there break up was =/.

CAN I HAZ INTERCOURES!!!!

Sorry, had to, it just popped in my head. Anyway, yeah, I bet that's pretty much how it plays out. High school kids these days are such morons. I was lucky enough to graduate just before the "text craze" took hold where I was.

Hey, we're not ALL retards. Although, there are a few people at my school who just keep flitting like flies from one boy to the next one. I think they're having a bet. Although, I have nothing to contribute in the break-up part, I just felt that needed saying.

 

[inflamessoilwork]

Cheating, because in my opinion it says "I don't have enough respect for you to dump you and then go after someone else."

 

[ThinkIcouldburn]

Hmm.... all done by the same girl. She cheated the night before Valentine's Day and didn't confess to it until a few days later and kept the Valentine's Day gifts. Then we got back together and she dumped me after she got back from school, after I spent 3 and a half months waiting for her to come home. Oh it was also 3 days before Christmas, so I had all her presents. Oh and also my father was dying with cancer.

Yeah..... I think that's the worst possible way. It was a 5 year relationship too.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

This happened to me:

I'm living my super indulged spoiled life to the fullest; I have a hot red sports car, a beautiful persian girl (of four years), stellar grades in school, and getting my book published. For the most part, life is good. Life is better than good, life is great.

Then.
Then I get rammed by a car, which totals my car and puts me in the hospital. THE NEXT DAY my now-ex-then-fiance tells me she has a crush for my best friend. Not to worry, I say, crushes happen whilst in love with other people. THREE DAYS LATER, they start going out. She forces herself to hate me, never really breaks up with me, still wears the ring I gave her (on a necklace around her neck), for a while, then it dissapears, then she pushes all the love and feelings for me onto my now-ex-then-best friend.

Deflection, boys and girls, makes you feel like shit. Masssive loads of shit actually. Deflection is the proccess of blaming someone for something they didn't do, which my girl did... ad naseum. In fact, she is still going about it, dating my friend, and forcing herself to hate me and love him.

Oh yeah, and my parent pulled my hard earned publishing money to finance a divorce case to her second husband, and all my marks went down the shitter from the above cockfuckery.

So, worst way to break up with someone? Start going out with someone else while you still love the first person, and then convince yourself you love the second instead, and hate the first so you don't feel guilty.

Oh ya, and she strangled me for about five minutes at one point.

My most recent ex did something like this to me, except I didn't have any injuries. She blamed me for the end of the relationship, even though I treated her like a queen and was always faithful. After her new boyfriend dumped her, she suddenly came out with all this hatred and malice against me, even though she had told me she still loved me and wanted to try to give our relationship another shot. So, yeah, the convincing herself to love someone else and hate me and treat me like shit, that's happened to me and yes, it is absolutely terrible.

God and I'm right in the middle of it too.... And really, the most terrible part is how many people have become intertwined in this. My ex-teacher-now-friend went so far as to tell her to stay away from me.... this isn't a good thing! She'll never realize the truth if she just lives in her little bubble.

Oh and I see her for at least 5 hours every day. Along with her Boyfriend. And.... ya. I mean I'm making her out to be a bad person but she really isn't, shes wonderful and everything, I just wish some mistakes hadn't had been made.

Well, mine is a terrible person. In her most recent myspace message to me, she told me to go suck my dad's d***, and followed that immediately by an insult about my own. The single most piece of shit thing to say that I've ever heard of in my life.

 

[The-Story]

Well, mine is a terrible person. In her most recent myspace message to me, she told me to go suck my dad's d***, and followed that immediately by an insult about my own. The single most piece of shit thing to say that I've ever heard of in my life.

That's a shame, though, in a way, also a blessing. I'm still hopelessly in love with her, and she with me (though she doesn't seem to think so and that's frustrating!), so hopefully it'll all work out in the end. The hard part is patience. I mean with you, you really are guilt free and actually free.... Me, I'm stuck waiting for a certain someone to smarten up and see the truth! Though on the flipside, you have a blank slate and I have the promise of redemption. Give and take?

 

[Skizle]

One week before your birthday.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

Well, mine is a terrible person. In her most recent myspace message to me, she told me to go suck my dad's d***, and followed that immediately by an insult about my own. The single most piece of shit thing to say that I've ever heard of in my life.

That's a shame, though, in a way, also a blessing. I'm still hopelessly in love with her, and she with me (though she doesn't seem to think so and that's frustrating!), so hopefully it'll all work out in the end. The hard part is patience. I mean with you, you really are guilt free and actually free.... Me, I'm stuck waiting for a certain someone to smarten up and see the truth! Though on the flipside, you have a blank slate and I have the promise of redemption. Give and take?

I dunno. I know she still has feelings for me, and I for her, but realistically, it'll never happen, which will eat at me for a long time. Also, she completely destroyed our relationship for no good god damn reason, when we were actually in love with each other and really happy together. You know why she wanted to split up? So she could "be free" and "just be a teenager for a while" We were so happy together and her desire to simply be single was more important to her than me. I fucking hate her, which means I'm not actually over her, and it's gonna take a long time to get past it, especially since I have incredibly shitty luck with women and probably won't get another for a very long time.

 

[hotdogoctopus]

First, cheat on the person you've been with for 6 years (or longer). And then, when they forgive you because you mean more to them than something petty and superficial. Tell them you never REALLY loved them and that you're leaving still.

 

[AWC Viper]

text message on my birthday, from the next room, then she left with my "friend" havent seen them since

 

[niglett]

one friend was dumped then beaten with a shovel for dating the next day.

another got his girlfriend to get him 2 hundred dollars worth of games and drinks and the rent right before he dumped her.

 

[CancerDog]

Uh, by cheating on your significant other and then leaving them for the person you cheated on them with.

I from experience just how badly that sucks.

This. After your dad being pretty much brain dead in the hospital from having a stroke.
She's a *****.

 

[Littlee300]

One of my girlfriends was very indecisive and didn't know whether she wanted to break up with me or not, so she found my ex girlfriend in town (the one I never got over and my gf knew it) and sought her advise. She persuaded her to dump me. When breaking up with me she didn't see what was wrong with what she did. Its not nice picturing two people you've loved bitching about your flaws and laughing at you.

Ouch...
In my middle school when there is a break up they just don't care about it and ask someone else they barely know.. My friend's girl friend broke up with him and went out with this guy who me and my friend hate the day later. Funny thing is, she keeps threatening to break up with him like she did to my friend if he doesn't do something right.