Worst way to dump a girlfriend/boyfriend

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historybuff

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The most pathetic way to dump your girlfriend/boyfriend is over text/IM/Facebook/ecetera.

Nothing says douche bag like taking that route.
 

crudus

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Over text, without explanation, while banging a new guy/girl while declaring how much better the new person is.
 

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scifidownbeat said:
Emperor Inferno said:
scifidownbeat said:
Emperor Inferno said:
I had one girlfriend in highschool who I wasn't able to see and we couldn't talk except by phone, because we lived in different counties. So we talked on the phone a lot and had a lot of phone sex (which was pretty good). One day, she told me she loved me and I said it back and we hung up, like usual. Next day, I call her, no answer. That was six years ago. Haven't heard from her since.
Dude.

Did you ever find out what happened to her??? You couldn't call her family or something?
Tried that. One time when I called, her sister (who hated me and I hated in return) answered. When I asked her to give my girlfriend the phone, she hung up on me. I called right back, thinking maybe my girlfriend would get to it before her sister, but nothing. After that, nobody answered. Ever.
Got any theories?
Two.

One: She found out I cheated on her the night we started going out, which is something I beat myself up for to this day, I hate that I did that. If she did, the explanation is she got pissed and decided she would never talk to me again.

By the way, that was when I lost my virginity. It was the night of Junior Prom (for eighth grade). I went to the Junior Prom of a school I had gone to in seventh grade, but had since left. Me and my ex from that school went together as friends. While there, a girl approached me who had hated me the entire time I was at that school, and admitted that she had always been in love with me. We danced and she asked me to be her boyfriend. Later that night, my ex, the girl I had gone with, started, again begging me to have sex with her. I caved. I fucking hate myself. And her, too, she knew me and that other girl started dating.

anyway...

The other theory is that it was a prank, that she never actually loved me, and she was just being cruel and playing with my feelings.
 

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scifidownbeat said:
Emperor Inferno said:
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Two.

One: She found out I cheated on her the night we started going out, which is something I beat myself up for to this day, I hate that I did that. If she did, the explanation is she got pissed and decided she would never talk to me again.

By the way, that was when I lost my virginity. It was the night of Junior Prom (for eighth grade). I went to the Junior Prom of a school I had gone to in seventh grade, but had since left. Me and my ex from that school went together as friends. While there, a girl approached me who had hated me the entire time I was at that school, and admitted that she had always been in love with me. We danced and she asked me to be her boyfriend. Later that night, my ex, the girl I had gone with, started, again begging me to have sex with her. I caved. I fucking hate myself. And her, too, she knew me and that other girl started dating.

anyway...

The other theory is that it was a prank, that she never actually loved me, and she was just being cruel and playing with my feelings.
Don't mean to add salt to an open wound (or however the saying goes) but... suicide?
I guess it's possible, but very unlikely. She was kinda into goth stuff, but not so much it would make me think she was a cutter or suicidal or anything like that.
 

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Well here's a example of something that happened to me which was kinda nasty.

Third and fourth of july lying sick in bed with a heavy case of the flue, because the 5th of July was my 18th birthday, I climb out of bed at 23.55, log onto msn at 00.00, girlfriend online, 'happy happy joy joy' Happy Birthday! I love you etc. 00.05: 'I think we should stop seeing each other, hope this doesn't ruïn your birthday!'

Imo, a pretty bad way to break up with someone.
 

the protaginist

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Hm... This happened to me:
(She'd moved to a different state about a week earlier)
She told me i'm the only person she'd ever sent pictures of herself too. About 3 weeks after Halloween, she asked me if I wanted to see her halloween costume. I said sure, and am sent an amazingly sexy picture of her in a 'cat' oufit that consisted of a low-cut tanktop, miniskirt, and cat ears. In her eye is this 'you know you want this' look. So whatever, I just say she looks nice and we go through the usual banter. But about halfway through the next day, I started wondering WHY she had a picture of herself in a halloween outfit if I hadn't talked to her around then. Well, the rest of the conversation went something like this...

"So why'd you have a picture of yourself from Halloween if i'm the only person you send pictures of yourself too?"

"Your not the only person anymore."

(jokingly) "I feel so betrayed! Whoever this person is, they better be pretty important!"

"He is, I miss him so much..."

about 5 weeks later, she texts me this:

"I don't know if we should be together anymore. It's just weird with us being in different states..."

Then about an HOUR after she breaks up with me, she updates her facebook status to "In a relationship" with a guy who's in 3 of my classes.

Oh, and she met the guy around 1 month ago, when we'd be going out for almost a year.

Ouch.
 

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Baghram said:
Well here's a example of something that happened to me which was kinda nasty.

Third and fourth of july lying sick in bed with a heavy case of the flue, because the 5th of July was my 18th birthday, I climb out of bed at 23.55, log onto msn at 00.00, girlfriend online, 'happy happy joy joy' Happy Birthday! I love you etc. 00.05: 'I think we should stop seeing each other, hope this doesn't ruïn your birthday!'

Imo, a pretty bad way to break up with someone.
Damn straight. Breaking up over MSN/facebook/text message is low, but on your birthday? That's gotta suck. I've only ever broken up over facebook chat and I still haven't gotten over the fact that she didn't even have the decency to say it to my face.
Also, welcome to the escapist.
 

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BenzSmoke said:
Most of the "couples" in my school dump each other with text messages... it's really stupid.
Not going to lie, that's kind've amusing. I mean, the right words can make you feel the right emotions. However, I doubt these people type literate, so I don't think the dumping would be powerful or even dramatic. Instead, it would look like crap, and be laughable. Like so -

'im braking up wit u'

'wat'

'i dont luv u'

(girl starts crying)

'nuuuuh! plz dont brake up wit me i luv u'

'sry i dont think i rdy 2 hav sex' (You bet your ass your not if you butcher the english language like that)

'@.@'

':('

And then they'll be telling everyone how horrible there break up was =/.
 

HE Shaunshaun

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my friend has a habit of not dumping girls, but rather cheating on them until they break up with him. i dont know what it is but he just seems to like girls hating him.

i also know a guy who's girlfriend dumped him while shouting at him and throwing vhs tapes of pink floyd's 'the wall' in his general direction. pretty bad in my opinion.
 

garfoldsomeoneelse

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Uh, by cheating on your significant other and then leaving them for the person you cheated on them with.

I from experience just how badly that sucks.
 

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lSHaDoW-FoXl said:
BenzSmoke said:
Most of the "couples" in my school dump each other with text messages... it's really stupid.
Not going to lie, that's kind've amusing. I mean, the right words can make you feel the right emotions. However, I doubt these people type literate, so I don't think the dumping would be powerful or even dramatic. Instead, it would look like crap, and be laughable. Like so -

'im braking up wit u'

'wat'

'i dont luv u'

(girl starts crying)

'nuuuuh! plz dont brake up wit me i luv u'

'sry i dont think i rdy 2 hav sex' (You bet your ass your not if you butcher the english language like that)

'@.@'

':('

And then they'll be telling everyone how horrible there break up was =/.
CAN I HAZ INTERCOURES!!!!

Sorry, had to, it just popped in my head. Anyway, yeah, I bet that's pretty much how it plays out. High school kids these days are such morons. I was lucky enough to graduate just before the "text craze" took hold where I was.
 

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my older bro was on his way too pick up his just-got-back-from-Europe-girlfriend when he noticed a big red mark on her neck, at first he thought it was a rash but then on the way home she made the biggest dick-slap too the face, "oh im breaking up with you and my Swedish boyfriend is going too be here in 2 weeks,"
price of gas to get to the airport: $25
price of getting dumped via Swedish dude: 5 tears
telling you're ex to "get the f*** out of the car" half-way home: Priceless.
 

y8c616

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I once dumped a girl via text message on the mobile phone she bought me for my birthday; pretty shitty of me but it had to be done ;)
 

Obot9001

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the protaginist said:
Hm... This happened to me:
(She'd moved to a different state about a week earlier)
She told me i'm the only person she'd ever sent pictures of herself too. About 3 weeks after Halloween, she asked me if I wanted to see her halloween costume. I said sure, and am sent an amazingly sexy picture of her in a 'cat' oufit that consisted of a low-cut tanktop, miniskirt, and cat ears. In her eye is this 'you know you want this' look. So whatever, I just say she looks nice and we go through the usual banter. But about halfway through the next day, I started wondering WHY she had a picture of herself in a halloween outfit if I hadn't talked to her around then. Well, the rest of the conversation went something like this...

"So why'd you have a picture of yourself from Halloween if i'm the only person you send pictures of yourself too?"

"Your not the only person anymore."

(jokingly) "I feel so betrayed! Whoever this person is, they better be pretty important!"

"He is, I miss him so much..."

about 5 weeks later, she texts me this:

"I don't know if we should be together anymore. It's just weird with us being in different states..."

Then about an HOUR after she breaks up with me, she updates her facebook status to "In a relationship" with a guy who's in 3 of my classes.

Oh, and she met the guy around 1 month ago, when we'd be going out for almost a year.

Ouch.
Harsh dude.
 

chuckman1

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Hitman Blood Money Style.
Basically the 1st mission of the game except the last picture she sees is
IT'S OVER!
-Love Chuck