Wow, this stuff really wor-OH MY GOD!

[LockHeart]

It really isn't a hygiene product, but once I sprayed some deep heat onto my calf muscle after I pulled it running, massaged it a bit, then rubbed my eye.

BIG. FUCKING. MISTAKE.

OT: My scalp has got incredibly sensitive over the past year for some strange reason, now I can't use shampoo or conditioner with any sort of scent or colouring in it or my head will start to itch like mad. And my scalp goes a funny shade of pink; turns out it's good to have thick hair

 

[Panzer_God]

After shaving I wait half an hour to put on cologne.

Big mistake that was.

WHY IS MY NECK ON FIRE!?

Sometimes I think I'm the only human on this planet that never gets razor burn. For fuck sakes, I don't even use shaving cream. I just put the razor on my face and slice away. >_>

So do I, I never was taught how to shave either, I just stole a razor and when *slice slice slice* and the hair fell off

 

[Pendragon9]

Aftershave. Just. Aftershave. The burning! DX

 

[ssgt splatter]

Thanks, I got a good chuckle out of that.

Me too.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

After shaving I wait half an hour to put on cologne.

Big mistake that was.

WHY IS MY NECK ON FIRE!?

Sometimes I think I'm the only human on this planet that never gets razor burn. For fuck sakes, I don't even use shaving cream. I just put the razor on my face and slice away. >_>

real men use duc-tape......

No, real men use a machete and gasoline.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Wart remover. That is all.

 

[Lucia di Lammermore]

Peppermint lip balm. "mmm... this stuff is pretty goo-WHY ARE MY LIPS ON FIRE?!" still tasted good though. (I licked it off.)

 

[RagnorakTres]

I'm allergic to certain kinds of body paint. Know how I found out?
Hot girl.
Music festy.
Partially high (from second-hand).
'Nuff said.

On an unrelated note: W00T 1000 I am a sexy shoeless god of something, bow before my awesomeness...or don't, I don't care.

 

[RanD00M]

I was in Bulgaria and it was hot so i decided to put on a Cooling deoderant.It was more then cooling.30 degeers celsius and i was FREEZING from the deoderant.

 

[Dentedgod]

I haven't personally had that happen to me but I was dating this redhead who had skin so white that it was almost translucent. One time I got her some expensive skin cream as a gift.One day she put it on after a shower (all over her body, literally everywhere but her back) and about 2-5 minutes after, her skin was as red as her hair and she was crying about it burning. I took her to the doctor and found out she had an allergy to one of the ingredients that caused an actual chemical burn. Her skin pealed for weeks and I wasn't allowed to touch her for about the same amount of time because of how painful it was.

Best Present Ever...

Something tells me you secretly hate red heads, but you dont even know it yet

Actually I looooooove skinny or fit redheads. In the presence of a redhead in fishnets I start loosing the ability to talk in anything more than grunts.

With that said, I think the chemical that she had the reaction to is in just about every skin cream. Its something super common like beta carotine.

 

[TehCookie]

Any kind of the sensitive skin stuff or anything "gentle" is lies, it burns and peels my skin off. Especially the gentle face wash. I can use the stuff the harsher products just fine for some reason, I'm weird like that.