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HeartagramMan

HeartagramMan

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"red wire! red wire! always cut the red wire!"

"contrary to popular belief a band aid does not make it all better"

"cotton candy clouds here i come!!!!"

"im with stupid ->"


you cant beat whats on spike milligans tho
"i told you i was sick!"
 
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DEC_42

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Aw, frak. I bluescreened.

Why didn't I count to three? I couldn't have counted to four, neither should I have counted to to two. Five was right out.

Here lies [insert name here]. Since his death, the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu...

I can't be dead yet!

I knew I didn't have enough amps on the rail!

I don't think I should have tried that at home...

I cannae stand up, cap'n!

Fuck, I never got laid.

I wonder if Corona does taste like cold piss...

Damn it! The Website's Down for good this time!

Could someone reboot me?
 
Jumplion

Jumplion

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See you in hell

I'm richer now than you'll ever be

I thought of a really good one but i forgot what it was, oh well.
 
the monopoly guy

the monopoly guy

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I just got Fhrowned


With my dying breath, I blame Zoidberg!

I'm not dead, just a spectator

User was banned for kicking a bear (permanent)
 
Johnn Johnston

Johnn Johnston

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Preparing for Reboot.

I felt lucky. Turns out I was wrong.

Kill/Death Spread: +3

Johnny was a chemist's boy, Johnny is no more. What Johnny thought was H20, was H2SO4.
 
Omnidum

Omnidum

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"THE NECRONS ARE COMING!"

"Never play with a guy in a Power Suit."

"Argh, forgot my Ankh of Reincarnation!"

"Could you give me a hand in digging me up?"

"Go two steps back, if you can read this."
 
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