Wrong Answer

[BrailleOperatic]

A: BACON!

Q: BACON?

 

[whittaker]

A: And egg. Don't forget the eggs!

Q: Breakfast or dinner?

EDIT I'm hungry...

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Dinner for breakfast.

Q: Mind break?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Mind creator kit.

Q: Mind Storm?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: MAH LEGOS!

Q: What if I don't want to share mah legos?

 

[whittaker]

A: The Vikings will come and get you.

Q: How will they get to you?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Via long ship.

Q: Do they even make those anymore?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Depends.

Q: Who's they?

 

[whittaker]

A: Elves, and no.

Q: Speaking of elves, have you ever seen a gnome?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Boy, I've seen creatures you wouldn't believe.

Q: Did I ever tell you of the time I met a mythical sheepicornogriffomandercow?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Yes he was at starbucks and you took his coffee.

Q: Have you met the Kangawallarat yet?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Oh yeah. I had tea with him last week. Lovely chap, shame about the wife.

Q: Have you ever seen the ravenous turtlgatorabbit?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Not since I created him.

Q: Have you ever seen the invisible man?

 

[whittaker]

A: Lame movie. He rapes someone, that bastard.

Q: Death penalty for invisible men?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: No. It was a good book.

Q: Why are books so good and movies so lame?

 

[whittaker]

A: Movies have a budget, books have talent.

Q: But aren't books that turn into movies that turn into games worse? is a certain wizard listening?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Dunno. Ask Mr. Potter.

Q: Am I alone in my hatred of the Deathly Hallows?

 

[whittaker]

A: 50 minutes later - Probably.

Q: If you and your spouse's relationship is based on a lie, are your feelings of the time you have had together still true?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Nothing is ever true.
Everything is false.
There is no maybe.
And also no perhaps.

Q: Also, I have no spouse, so how should I know?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Get one.

Q: Does the principle of explosion have any merit?