Wrong Answer

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Because you're ugly, and like the sound of a gunshot.

Q: Was that unnecessary?

 

[AvsJoe]

A: Define unnecessary.

Q: What is the definitive definition of define?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: v. To assign a meaning or value to something.

Q: Should I consult a dictionary?

 

[AvsJoe]

A/Q: What's a dictionary?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Some sort of cheese-filled pastry, I think.

Q: Did I make biscuits today?

 

[AvsJoe]

A: You did, but I eated them.

Q: What is the circumference of a moose?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Two geese and a turducken.

Q: Why did you order a chocolate turducken?

 

[AvsJoe]

A: Because them turduckens are fun to 'splode and the chocolate is the icing on the cake (stupid pun intended).

Q: Are puns funnier than sarcasm?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Well, puns are the lowest form of wit, but wit is the highest form of comedy...

Q: Where is sarcasm?

 

[AvsJoe]

A: He should be in Dusseldorf by now. He left a few hours ago on a train to Bern.

Q: Where is the weather-girl today, Kent?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Murdered by her own husband, Paul. Apparently you didn't receive the memo. Awk-ward...

Q: Why is there blood on your suit?

 

[AvsJoe]

A: Erm... this isn't blood... it's paint. Yeah, I'm painting my shed and got some on my suit. Clumsy me...

Q: What colour would you paint your shed?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Well, the color I would cover myself in would be violet, and I will run around as Ultraman. Soon enough, I will become invisible and highly dangerous as my two attributes merge and turn me into Ultra-Violet Man.

Q: Is there something wrong officer?

 

[AvsJoe]

A: Yes, you have a taillight out. *smashes taillight*

Q: What is the maximum fine for littering in the great state of Texas?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS. *thrashes the neckbeard*

Q: Don't you think you look fabulous? *holds up mirror*

 

[AvsJoe]

A: No. My neck has its own afro. I need to shave, but I want that badge!

Q: Which badge am I talking about?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: The one that you wear on your shirt that says "I'm with stupid" and points upward.

Q: Which is a better propellant: candle wax or Pez candies?

 

[AvsJoe]

A: Candle Wax, unless it's the candle from Sexy Losers.

Q: Have you read the Sexy Losers webcomic?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A/Q: Have read the what from the where about the who, now?

 

[AvsJoe]

A/Q: Who shot who in the what now?