You are BOOLETPROOF

[Imthatguy]

SO if I'm boolet proof does that mean I don't accept boolean operators?

 

[coolman9899]

Bring weapons and stuff with me and charge into every nuclear facility on the planet and blow up all the nukes. That would be incredibly badass and I'd be stopping wars... by killing people...

I don't think nuclear facilities have ready made nukes...

 

[CpT_x_Killsteal]

Bring weapons and stuff with me and charge into every nuclear facility on the planet and blow up all the nukes. That would be incredibly badass and I'd be stopping wars... by killing people...

I don't think nuclear facilities have ready made nukes...

I meant nuclear housing facilities I guess. Just charge in there with a pickaxe and hit a nuke on the nose.

 

[Dfskelleton]

I would probably use it to play a bunch of practical jokes on people, like the guy in that one Twilight Zone episode. By this, I mean jump out of windows, in front of trains, etc., then get up and say "Whoops!" and walk off.
Hopefully though I don't get life in prison like aformentioned Twilight Zone character.

 

[SpectacularWebHead]

I make a costume, and become a superhero crimefighter known as HARD-MAN.

Then subsequently become the victim of a witch hunt.

Haha, let them try. I'd keep a bomb in my arse in case I ever got captured.

I do that anyway, I thought it was a normal defence mechanism....


OP: I dunno, I don't really get into many situations where I can be shot. So I might just go on skydives without parachutes and whore money off of my abilities.

 

[ThrobbingEgo]

I'd almost get drowned in a pool and then pick a fight with Samuel L Jackson.

 

[Shadowcreed]

Joining a Bomb Disposal Squad seems to be the logical thing to do.

Maybe I'll drive around totally reckless, having this song on max volume;

 

[ElPatron]

Go Death Wish up in this ************.

But not use firearms unless someone's in actual danger. I would just learn kickboxing, muai thai or some other useful skills, then bring some brass knuckles and baseball bat.

However I would pretend I was dodging the bullets so that people believe Gun Kata is actually real.

You can still be locked up after all.

But if you're invulnerable, it means you supersede the mechanical properties of object attacking you.

If you attack concrete, the Third Law of Motion says that it's just like if concrete attacked you. By forming an action-reaction pair, all the hypothetical damage caused to your body is also affecting concrete - but you're not actually damaging your body.

Or instead of punching concrete like a madman, just make a prison shiv and go wild, ignore the CS gas and the beanbags/rubber slugs being shot at you while you chew trough fences and barbed wire.

I make a costume, and become a superhero crimefighter known as HARD-MAN.

Then subsequently become the victim of a witch hunt.

Haha, let them try. I'd keep a bomb in my arse in case I ever got captured.

I do that anyway, I thought it was a normal defence mechanism....

I mean, who doesn't keep a M18A1 Claymore in their back door? (arse pun not intended)

 

[Vie]

Completely invulnerable to damage?

Get a good gas mask, because I figure I could probably still be gassed unconscious, and slaughter the current government.

After that I'd probably help liberate the North Koreans.

 

[DudeistBelieve]

I'd start a career in MMA.

 

[curseuglod]

I'd start my career playing high stakes games of chicken with trains

 

[Irridium]

Jump out of a plane with no parachute while also wrestling a bear.

 

[deathninja]

Join MSF and be the ultimate goddamn combat medic.

Possibly dressed as Batman.

 

[Ickorus]

I'd change my name to Rasputin.

 

[A BigCup of Tea]

I'd probably storm area 51 just to see what they are working on in there and if the rumors are true, it's not like they can shoot me!

I'd change my name to Rasputin.

Damn you and your animated avatar! i thought there was a fly on/in my screen and sat rubbing it for two minutes before i realized it was fake

 

[Karma168]

Join the military as a bomb disposal guy, if there's no risk of me dying then why risk others lives?

And in my spare time just do every crazy thing I'd want to be able to do but would be scared to try; free-climbing, sky-diving from plane to plane, snowboarding and doing massive jumps, etc.

 

[The Funslinger]

I make a costume, and become a superhero crimefighter known as HARD-MAN.

Then subsequently become the victim of a witch hunt.

Haha, let them try. I'd keep a bomb in my arse in case I ever got captured.

Oh noez... Hard-man is bad enough, for you'd constantly be made fun of, however the bomb in the ass will bring you new levels of shame.

"Ooh, he's making me hard, man."
"Oh yeah? I heard when he has explosive diarrhoea he means it."

And so on.

I'm sorry, but can you think of a better name for an invincible super hero than Hard-Man?

And for all you know, the explosive diarrhoea could give me flight to, depending on the force of the bomb.

The immovable Object? Captain Invincible?

Keith Richards?[footnote]Seriously, how is that guy not dead?[/footnote]

 

[Dr. wonderful]

Bulletproof?

Just because I can't be harmed dosen't mean I won't tired, get hungry or sleepy. It someone wanted to kill me, they would have to get fucking creative.

Like Dallas Genoard's kind of creative.


Anyhow, it's a game so I play: Take over North Korea and China.

They wouldn't stop me, they couldn't faze me, they couldn't even remake me.

 

[Nemesis729]

Go up to places like 10 downing street just to punch dickhead politicians :3

They wouldn't be able to do anything.

Except get you arrested for assault.