You are now half man, half animal
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It might not be a very creative choice, but I would be a Centaur. I mean, as much as I would like to have eagle wings and fly, there is just no bird that has big enough wings for an 85kg human to fly. Being a Centaur I could at least run pretty far and jump well, and I like that. I would also be able have a pretty damn good kick with my back legs if someone bothered me.
i would have to go with rat or cheetah. those are the anthropomorphic animals iv played in DnD. they where fun to play, and i wouldnt mind having some superhuman powers like: running more than 10x as fast as i do now, or jumping several times further and 10x higher. in either case i would have vastly improved cardio.
the million dollars wouldnt mean anything. every talk show host would pay you to come on their show. you could be a superhero and become a beloved figure to the public. etc. depending on how you applied yourself, you could make money hand over fist. if you're a furry, there is no trade-off. you probably wish you where half animal all ready. if not, i suppose you better learn to like it. all hope of having sex definitely wouldnt be lost, because of how many furries there are out there. you would be like Ray park at a Star Wars convention. you would lose the ability to reproduce, unfortunately (unless they engineered you a mate).
the million dollars wouldnt mean anything. every talk show host would pay you to come on their show. you could be a superhero and become a beloved figure to the public. etc. depending on how you applied yourself, you could make money hand over fist. if you're a furry, there is no trade-off. you probably wish you where half animal all ready. if not, i suppose you better learn to like it. all hope of having sex definitely wouldnt be lost, because of how many furries there are out there. you would be like Ray park at a Star Wars convention. you would lose the ability to reproduce, unfortunately (unless they engineered you a mate).
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I'd be part fruit bat or cane toad. More toad because flying would be difficult and I don't like heights. Plus as part cane toad nothing could eat me.
Fake animal? Xenomorph. Who doesn't want acid blood and a harpoon tail?
Fake animal? Xenomorph. Who doesn't want acid blood and a harpoon tail?
depends, If being an eagle means I can fly (despite the impossibility [though this thread is about the {almost} impossible]) Then half eagle, or someother bird like a hawk.
If not, then half wolf, then I'd be a werewolf (I know its been said before).
If not, then half wolf, then I'd be a werewolf (I know its been said before).
An eagle just for the wings. Would be awesome being able to fly.
Wouldn't mind going half lion either. Then I'd find myself a woman who's also half lion and force her to bring me food while I sleep.
Wouldn't mind going half lion either. Then I'd find myself a woman who's also half lion and force her to bring me food while I sleep.
So your asking us to be 100% furry?
Well I'd take squirrel, and get all the powers of squirrel girl, and then go on to beat Doctor Doom and Thanos.
Well I'd take squirrel, and get all the powers of squirrel girl, and then go on to beat Doctor Doom and Thanos.
The common House Cat.
Preferably with the minimum possible fur, except for the tail. I've always wondered what it would be like to have a tail.
The retractable claws, low-light vision, and improved senses of hearing and smell would be nice too, and much more useful.
Preferably with the minimum possible fur, except for the tail. I've always wondered what it would be like to have a tail.
The retractable claws, low-light vision, and improved senses of hearing and smell would be nice too, and much more useful.
Are we talking like a centaur arangement or more wolfman-esque? I'm going to assume the last.
While I'd be severely tempted to choose a wolf, I think something like a grizzly bear or gorilla (I'll choose bear) is probably a better choice because they're more similar physically. I'd be taller, stronger and more durable, but with maintaining some aspects like more dextrous digits and my intelligence. Then I'd use my amazing abilities, including enhances senses to be a superhero.
Edit: Actually fuck grizzly bear, I want to be half Polar bear. They're bigger, have cooler abilities and I'd be good at surviving in the snow.
Edit Edit: Actually maybe not, I might overheat in warmer climates...
While I'd be severely tempted to choose a wolf, I think something like a grizzly bear or gorilla (I'll choose bear) is probably a better choice because they're more similar physically. I'd be taller, stronger and more durable, but with maintaining some aspects like more dextrous digits and my intelligence. Then I'd use my amazing abilities, including enhances senses to be a superhero.
Edit: Actually fuck grizzly bear, I want to be half Polar bear. They're bigger, have cooler abilities and I'd be good at surviving in the snow.
Edit Edit: Actually maybe not, I might overheat in warmer climates...
Immortal Jellyfish? Or maybe not. I'd have to seriously consider that. If I decide not, Giraffe if I can decide what I want to take(Circulatory system and other changes in order for it to function properly) and Lion if I can't.
