You are now the king/queen of the interenet, what is your first command.

[icame]

All instances of Rule 34, as well are 4chan, are to be eliminated from the internet. Secondly every internet search's first result is the escapist.

 

[The Rookie Gamer]

Proper Grammar is a necessity. Also Youtube comment wars will be settled with fights to the death.

These will be perfect.

I also have: Trolling is punished by a round of Russian Roulette with a semi-automatic.
Racism is punished by hacking said racists funds, and giving them to whatever charities of the insulted ones
Speaking Badly of Halo is grounds for having your computer explode in your face.

 

[zombiejoe]

Control Alt Delete all of Rule 34.

wouldn't that result in all porn being destroyed?

 

[Isalan]

1st Decree: Everyone out. Me and the 600 Terabytes of porn are gonna spend some quality time.

2nd Decree: Failure to use correct grammer, spelling or punctuation whilst on the internet will result in the death penalty. Specifically, death by constant Nyah cat exposure.

3rd Decree: Describing something as "addicting" instead of "addictive" will be punished by flogging.

 

[Walkingreenman987]

The following people are to be removed from the internet immediately;

Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, Rihaana, James Corden, Sarah Palin, Adam Sandler, Ben Stiller, Michael Moore, the entire cast of Glee, anyone from Fox News, anyone who watches Fox News (other then to mock it), anyone who follows Scientology (it's based on a science fiction novel for crying out loud!!)

Yes I know they'll still exist in real life, but you'd be surpised how little we'd hear from these people if they couldnt exist on the internet.

Why these people specifically? Cos Im King. That's why.

 

[artanis_neravar]

I would declare free porn for everybody!!!

Oh wait..

This^ except all porn will be free, no more pay sites, all porn is free for everybody!!!

 

[Grabbin Keelz]

Anyone who makes a hate comment towards someone else has to drive aaaaall the way to where they live and say it to their face.

 

[JordanXlord]

Kill all Ponies...And make Top Hats popular Agein

ALL HAIL THE TOPHAT RULER!!!

Also i will Kill Fox news and others Fools,

 

[artanis_neravar]

The following people are to be removed from the internet immediately;

Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, Rihaana, James Corden, Sarah Palin, Adam Sandler, Ben Stiller, Michael Moore, the entire cast of Glee, anyone from Fox News, anyone who watches Fox News (other then to mock it), anyone who follows Scientology (it's based on a science fiction novel for crying out loud!!)

Yes I know they'll still exist in real life, but you'd be surpised how little we'd hear from these people if they couldnt exist on the internet.

Why these people specifically? Cos Im King. That's why.

Does that include when the girl from Glee stared in Le Miserables? or is i just anything relating to Glee?

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

My first order?

All evil hackers will be killed. All of them. Anyone who steals info over the internet will be killed with a nail-gun.

Harsh, but fair.

Also, if it can be done, all anon members who still live will have all their information posted free for anyone who wants it. Freedom of information is a *****.

 

[artanis_neravar]

Proper Grammar is a necessity. Also Youtube comment wars will be settled with fights to the death.

These will be perfect.

I also have: Trolling is punished by a round of Russian Roulette with a semi-automatic.
Racism is punished by hacking said racists funds, and giving them to whatever charities of the insulted ones
Speaking Badly of Halo is grounds for having your computer explode in your face.

Why not just make it speaking ill of anything (unless you are reviewing something and even then it has to be said as in my opinion, none of that "halo is such a terrible game because you have regening health and the story sucks")

 

[ediblemitten]

-'Troll' is now a profession

-Top 'Lulzcrafters' can be sponsored by the internet monarchy

-Put whatever you want on the internet. However, bestiality, pedophilia or any other dangerous perversions shall be cleansed in holy fire.

 

[Alssadar]

Trolling acceptable if done against stupid people.
Ages 13+ On youtube.
No internet censorship (Except for video/images of death/pain)
The free porn shall be actually good porn.
Only the wiki shall be the fan site. Nothing else.
(^Producer created sites are still fine)
Free moneys for all, especially me.
Anything that happens on Facebook cannot be talked about in real life.
Complaining and whining are unacceptable. Pondering and thoughtful suggestions are allowed.
Elitists will be purged with the fire of my combi-flamer. Chill the hell down, dude.
Grammar will be taken seriously and time-length bans will be set in place for the crimes against the English language.
Fan fiction must be eliminated (Unless if follows lore of base; no random gay crap)
Then, we fly to the moon and create a moon colony based off the internet.
It. Will. Be. Awesome.

 

[-Dragmire-]

"Build me the greatest of all Minecraft castles, UN meetings are now held in my domain. If you don't like it, no access for you!"

...I really want to see all the world leaders as Minecraft people...

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

I'd shut it down forever. Just to see what would happen.

Spoiler:

 

[Oly J]

first decree...and this goes for all forms of online communication in any capacity....thou shalt refraineth from being a prick! under penalty of having the word "prick" permanently unremovably put into every username you ever make,

to expand on that this means

no idiotic insults in online gaming, ESPECIALLY those that use any kind of sexuality as a term of abuse

no nitpicking in response to forum posts, this just annoys me... ok people if someone has misspelt the word "antidisestablishmentarianism" it does not fall to all 354 of those present to point it out, also if someone expresses an opinion without clearly stating it's their opinion, just assume that's what they mean, don't jump on them for trying to state it as fact, because odds are they're not and just forgot to mention the opinion thing y'know these kinda things

also, be polite basically

 

[Samuel Lombardo]

MORE CATZ, MORE CATZ, I WANT OVER 9000 MORE CATZ!!!!

 

[tthor]

After defeating the Troll Wizard and slaying the mighty Zalgo, you have been made into the new ruler of all the internet.

Anything you say will be done. Your first demand?

My first decree, "memeoligest" is now an official job, and all memeoligests will be treated with the uppermost respect.

either that or

The CWCKI will now be declared "awesome" by all! For this pleases me.

lol, your turn.

Mine would be...

Srsly Tits or gtf rly Srsly.

Either that or internet gladiator mice.

Nerr I have everything and you have nothing!

After king Drudgelmir's rise to power, all the maidens in the land forsaked the realm of Internetia, never to be seen again.

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OT, I would make the creation of viruses and malware punishable by death, and trolls would be subjected to solitary confinement