You are now the king/queen of the interenet, what is your first command.
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First decree?
"As you were people, as you were..."
Our internet would be boring without all the crap that goes with it.
Show me a man who truly wants a clean, sterile, tolerant and reasonably well educated internet and I shall show you a figment of your imagination.
Second decree though:
"Oh and by the way, I want all social networking-sites amalgamated into a single monstrous failure of software engineering...and then sealed in a sub-net somewhere beyond the reach of the common man. They shall remain naught more than historical curiosities."
"As you were people, as you were..."
Our internet would be boring without all the crap that goes with it.
Show me a man who truly wants a clean, sterile, tolerant and reasonably well educated internet and I shall show you a figment of your imagination.
Second decree though:
"Oh and by the way, I want all social networking-sites amalgamated into a single monstrous failure of software engineering...and then sealed in a sub-net somewhere beyond the reach of the common man. They shall remain naught more than historical curiosities."
Tough call.
On one hand, I think it would be hilarious to make Anonymous my personal army. On the other hand, I want to restore Encyclopedia Dramatica and cast it's pathetic replacement into the dungeon forever.
Maybe I can combine all that into one command?
On one hand, I think it would be hilarious to make Anonymous my personal army. On the other hand, I want to restore Encyclopedia Dramatica and cast it's pathetic replacement into the dungeon forever.
Maybe I can combine all that into one command?
"I, King and High Protector of the Internet Realm, do call upon all of the warlords of the hackers and security personnel alike. That they cease war upon each other, swear fealty to me, and draw from their ranks the bravest, the most skilled and most true of heart. From these stoutest of men and women, I shall found the House of The Guardians. The anointed duty of this house is the protection of the rights of users while they access this realm. All users shall be free from persecution of any sort or restriction from use or access. However, should any person infringe upon this right of others, their account shall be banished to the nether void of the 404 error page. Also it will be the mandate of The Guardians to close the Internet to those that seek to take the life or the rightful property of others. Any conspirators of this sort will be subject to exposure of all their crimes for the sight of all and be reported to the law enforcement of their country of residence. Thus it is spoken, and thus it shall be." *strikes the Royal Ban Hammer*
You know this was meant to be a complete joke, right? I was emulating a crazy halo fan boy with power in the last comment. I don't believe Halo to be a holy grail of games. Heck, look at everyone else making equally insane statements, and you go after me for ribbing of halo fan boys?.artanis_neravar said:
I assumed you were making a joke, or at least was hoping you were making a jokeThe Rookie Gamer said:
People need a licence to use the internet. A licence for the tolerant that can be revoked if needed. I really hate the racism and ignorance on the internet. I'm not talking about trolls, or the little white kids who think saying n***uh will make them cool. I'm talking about the people, who deep down, are truly ignorant and unwilling to accept other people's ideas.
I use yahoo as my main source of news (its not really a choice, but just convenience cuz it's my homepage) and every couple of days I see an article that might interest me, so I skim over it. I get down to the comments and these people just irritate the nuggets out of me. Every single argument turns into a political one and it all just goes on as bickering.
If it was completely up to me, the internet would strictly be a place where intelligent, open-minded people can share their ideas and values, while still being for teh lulz.
?Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance, and conscientious stupidity.? -MLK Jr.
I use yahoo as my main source of news (its not really a choice, but just convenience cuz it's my homepage) and every couple of days I see an article that might interest me, so I skim over it. I get down to the comments and these people just irritate the nuggets out of me. Every single argument turns into a political one and it all just goes on as bickering.
If it was completely up to me, the internet would strictly be a place where intelligent, open-minded people can share their ideas and values, while still being for teh lulz.
?Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance, and conscientious stupidity.? -MLK Jr.
So, not settling for internet king, but going straight for internet god, yes?CardinalPiggles said:
Think about the amount of games you would have to play, and how many bugs you'd encounter. You'd have to play games like the inevitable Justin Bieber cash-in game. *shudder*
I'm actually ok with youtube comments. It's the newest rating system that drove the comments on youtube to just become stupider and stupider.Zhukov said: