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iblis666

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My first thought was a cat girl but i haven't figured out the genes yet to make one. So instead ill go for a 18 - 30 year old girl gamer that prefers rpgs and mmos or if i cant get that ill settle for a female lynx, snow leopard, or fishing cat.
 

cojo965

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A komodo dragon because even with the pet fairy keeping it docile, the reptile can be incredibly sweet.

As a runner-up the great white shark. Why? GREAT white shark.
 

Leemaster777

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I know exactly what to choose. I'd go with a white Shiba Inu:



I would name him Daystar and we would be best friends forever.
 

Darren716

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A Rhino because I've loved Rhino's since I was in third grade and they are bad ass. Second choice is a male orangutan named Sue because Forrest Gump had one (in the book version) and he was awesome because he understood English and helped capture Saddam Hussein (in the second book).
 

Buizel91

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Darren716 said:
A Rhino because I've loved Rhino's since I was in third grade and they are bad ass. Second choice is a male orangutan named Sue because Forrest Gump had one (in the book version) and he was awesome because he understood English and helped capture Saddam Hussein (in the second book).
Hmmmmm...

You picked Rhino, I picked a Cheetah, now all we need is a Gorilla and a Rat!

(Cookie for reference ;) )
 

Kapri

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Komodo dragon because, why not?! I would toooootally ride this thing instead of driving everywhere because again, why not?!
 

Kapri

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arc1991 said:
Darren716 said:
A Rhino because I've loved Rhino's since I was in third grade and they are bad ass. Second choice is a male orangutan named Sue because Forrest Gump had one (in the book version) and he was awesome because he understood English and helped capture Saddam Hussein (in the second book).
Hmmmmm...

You picked Rhino, I picked a Cheetah, now all we need is a Gorilla and a Rat!

(Cookie for reference ;) )
Please tell me you're referencing Beast Wars. If you are, I will air hug you.
 

Buizel91

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Kapri said:
arc1991 said:
Darren716 said:
A Rhino because I've loved Rhino's since I was in third grade and they are bad ass. Second choice is a male orangutan named Sue because Forrest Gump had one (in the book version) and he was awesome because he understood English and helped capture Saddam Hussein (in the second book).
Hmmmmm...

You picked Rhino, I picked a Cheetah, now all we need is a Gorilla and a Rat!

(Cookie for reference ;) )
Please tell me you're referencing Beast Wars. If you are, I will air hug you.
I am Indeed! xD

And as promised...

 

Xanadu84

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I saw this thread the moment the, "Find a Pet" song came on. Call it Kismet.

Im going to go with a domesticated silver fox. They are properally domesticated, so not only will they like you, they will be manageable as pets. Also...umm..look at em.


They are as independent as cats, but as loyal as dogs.
 

Bestival

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A Fossa. Depending on what picture you're looking at they can either be cute as a button, or look freaky as fuck... Still, they can walk upside down down a tree truck all casual n shit, and that's badass.


 

EHKOS

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Some kind of Owl maybe. Owls are cooler than shit. Then again, I've always wanted to cuddle with a bear.
 

Coffeejack

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A pet duck. His name would be Bernard. It would be so nice to lean out the window and see ducks circling about and quacking. Either that or a seal.

 

Kapri

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arc1991 said:
Kapri said:
arc1991 said:
Darren716 said:
A Rhino because I've loved Rhino's since I was in third grade and they are bad ass. Second choice is a male orangutan named Sue because Forrest Gump had one (in the book version) and he was awesome because he understood English and helped capture Saddam Hussein (in the second book).
Hmmmmm...

You picked Rhino, I picked a Cheetah, now all we need is a Gorilla and a Rat!

(Cookie for reference ;) )
Please tell me you're referencing Beast Wars. If you are, I will air hug you.
I am Indeed! xD

And as promised...

And as promised... HUGZ!

 

SoranMBane

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A Livingstone's fruit bat. It's one of the larger fruit bats (about a foot long) and is literally the most adorable thing.



Most fruit bats are precious in their own right, but that face is a special kind of cute. It's like a puppy had babies with a mouse and then those babies sprouted wings.
 

soren7550

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PsychicTaco115 said:
We'd be best friends... Unless he decides to try and poison me >.>
Nope, he'd behave and not poison you or anyone because he's such a good boy and he loves you.
klown said:
I'd get an Arctic Wolf pup, then it can grow up and be an awesome Arctic Wolf and he'd follow me around everywhere. People would try to attack me or mug me or something, and I'd be like "Ghost, sick 'em" and the wolf would attack like a beast. Then we'd go have pancakes.
The pet fairy isn't giving you an attack animal. That's part of her thing. You can go out for pancakes all you like though.
TheRightToArmBears said:
Depending on the rules of this thread (can the squirrel have some kind of above-average intelligence?), I'm leaning squirrel.
The pet the pet fairy grants you is pretty smart, given that it won't attack you or anyone, is well behaved, won't run away, loves you, and comes from magic.
Pinkamena said:
Giraffe, I pick youuuu!

I imagine the pet fairy also helps me with getting an accommodation for my pet? Because if not, I might have some space problems. Giraffes are huge.
Within reason, yes. Being such a nice fairy she will help you with that, but seeing as she isn't the construction fairy, she isn't going to be tearing down other people's properties to accommodate your pet.
Surpheal said:
... or maybe a Kraken. And don't say that violates the rules, because then you would have to prove that it doesn't exist, and you can't do that due to the vastness of the ocean.
We have to know it exists, and isn't extinct in order for the fairy to grant you one.
Xenedus said:
Important question: Do we still have to clean it's crap and/or other stuff like that?

If we don't have to clean up after it I'd definitely go tiger.
Yes, you still have to deal with its mess. But being such a nice buddy, your animal friend will be as tidy as possible about it.

JoJo said:
Humans are a form of animal and so I'd choose a pet human, he or she would give better conversation and they could carry out tasks such cleaning or driving for me.
Lt._nefarious said:
So... Does Scarlett Johansson count?
If yes: Scarlett Johansson.
If no: A tiger...
jdogtwodolla said:
or a... Slave child.
TheHmm said:
I'd have a negroe from Africa! I know the risk of rape, but ill just keep a close eye on him!
iblis666 said:
My first thought was a cat girl but i haven't figured out the genes yet to make one. So instead ill go for a 18 - 30 year old girl gamer that prefers rpgs and mmos or if i cant get that ill settle for a female lynx, snow leopard, or fishing cat.
balanovich said:
A woman !!

Anybody said already ?
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The pet fairy is horrified that so many people would want a slave.

THE ANSWER IS NO. NO SLAVES.

Damn, and here I thought I wouldn't have to make that clear.
 

Ambitiousmould

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not sure if it's been said, but a russian bear. then i could armour it up and ride it everywhere.

otherwise a sloth. we'd have so much in common!
 

Ashadowpie

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if i could have any pet and it would be absolutely possible for me to keep it healthy and fit like a normal golden retriever like dog. with no "you could be mauled or eaten alive" issues of course, I'd get a Siberian tiger :)
 

Fluffythepoo

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a sperm whale.. i would name him Spermtholamule and i would ride on his back in the summer attacking fishing trolleys and surfers