You Can Have Any Animal for a Pet!

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soren7550

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Congratulations! The pet fairy has appeared before you and will give you a pet of your choosing!

Here are the rules, limitations, and etc.:

- You can only have one.
- You can only pick an animal that isn't extinct and actually exists.
- Don't worry about your pet mauling you/anyone else, or being bad in any way. You soon to be best buddy is a super cool cuddle buddy to all!
- Since your soon to be best buddy is such a super cool cuddle buddy to all, you won't get in trouble for having it.
- You don't have to worry about feeding it, the pet fairy has that covered.
EDIT A few updates so that we're clear:
- The animal you pick, it has to be known that it exists.
- The pet fairy will help with housing accommodations, within reason. She isn't going to be tearing down other people's places for your pet (that's the construction fairy's job).
- Your pet will be of reasonable intelligence. It will respond when you talk to it (such as if you call it over, do a few tricks if possible, follow you, etc.), but it won't be doing your homework.
- Yes, you have to deal with its mess. But your buddy being so smart and nice, will be as neat as possible about it.
- NO PEOPLE.


So, with that in mind, what do you pick?

Me, I'd either pick a tiger or a polar bear. I say those two because I think they're adorable, I could probably ride one, and they look like great snuggle buddies. Plus, Hobbes and Naga. C'mon.
Think I'm leaning towards tiger. (although on the other hand, I'm inclined to say my cat Garfield so that I could get him back from my sister in law)
 

PsychicTaco115

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A platypus

Not only is it our mascot, but I just want to see what sort of wacky shenanigans it would get itself into

We'd be best friends... Unless he decides to try and poison me >.>
 

JoJo

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Humans are a form of animal and so I'd choose a pet human, he or she would give better conversation and they could carry out tasks such cleaning or driving for me.
 

Aris Khandr

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Tiger! Tiger tiger tiger tiger tiger!



They're so cute when they're small, and pretty and regal and awesome when they're bigger.
 

Heronblade

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White Bengal Tiger cub

I'd love to go for a Liger, but hybrids like that have health issues that would take a lot of the joy out of the relationship.
 

klown

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I'd get an Arctic Wolf pup, then it can grow up and be an awesome Arctic Wolf and he'd follow me around everywhere. People would try to attack me or mug me or something, and I'd be like "Ghost, sick 'em" and the wolf would attack like a beast. Then we'd go have pancakes.
 

TheRightToArmBears

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Either a red squirrel or a monkey. Depending on the rules of this thread (can the squirrel have some kind of above-average intelligence?), I'm leaning squirrel. If I had a red squirrel, it could be perched on my shoulder, be adorable and fetch things for me. A monkey could do pretty much the same, but they're nowhere near as awesome.
 

ohnoitsabear

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You people that would choose a bear sicken me.

Anyway, I would pick a tiger. Why? Because it's a motherfucking tiger, that's why.
 

Jynthor

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A Red Panda, look at it!



You can keep your kittens, this is the most adorable animal ever!
 

AngloDoom

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A male lion, with a gigantic flowing mane. Tell me you've never wanted to curl up and snuggle your face into that mane?

Plus, I think turning up to the workplace on the back of such a regal creature just screams 'class'.
 

Pinkamena

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Giraffe, I pick youuuu!

I imagine the pet fairy also helps me with getting an accommodation for my pet? Because if not, I might have some space problems. Giraffes are huge.
 

White_Lama

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Pinkamena said:
White_Lama said:
A llama.

Why should be obvious enough.
Just make sure it won't stab you 47 times in the chest and eat your hands.
Well that even sounds worse than getting stabbed by a llama 37 times and get my hands eaten.