You Can Have Any Animal for a Pet!

[Lt._nefarious]

So... Does Scarlett Johansson count?
If yes: Scarlett Johansson.
If no: A tiger...

...

The pet fairy is horrified that so many people would want a slave.

THE ANSWER IS NO. NO SLAVES.

Damn, and here I thought I wouldn't have to make that clear.

Hey, hey, hey! I don't want Scarlett Johansonn as a "slave", I would want her to be like my cat. I.e. she can go do whatever she wants, walk around the city, but she'll always be back at 10 o'clock and rub up against me. Not a slave... Not quite...

 

[saviorindeath]

I'm going with armored anteaters http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR9lcDOl8krYbfPsgfPcEkg6xaNVa20D1JRYgmU3sHWQ_cz7UzQ

 

[Smolderin]

Err...a bear. A Grizzly Bear...the animal...not that other kind of bear. xD

 

[Polyg0n]

Polar bear, panda, lemur, capybara, red panda or black panther would all be cool, but in the end I have to go with a tree kangaroo. They are just the cutest things ever.

 

[ecoho]

I'd get an Arctic Wolf pup, then it can grow up and be an awesome Arctic Wolf and he'd follow me around everywhere. People would try to attack me or mug me or something, and I'd be like "Ghost, sick 'em" and the wolf would attack like a beast. Then we'd go have pancakes.

mind if me and my black grey wolf join you? his name would be Ace and he would act just like his namesake from batman beyond

 

[Souplex]

I am disturbed by the number of people mentioning humans.
I would probably go for a SibFox.

They're dogs with cat brains. What's not to like?

 

[klown]

-snip-

You just said it wouldn't maul anyone, you never said I couldn't train him to attack bad guys. Your Pet Fairy can't stop me!

I'd get an Arctic Wolf pup, then it can grow up and be an awesome Arctic Wolf and he'd follow me around everywhere. People would try to attack me or mug me or something, and I'd be like "Ghost, sick 'em" and the wolf would attack like a beast. Then we'd go have pancakes.

mind if me and my black grey wolf join you? his name would be Ace and he would act just like his namesake from batman beyond

Only if you buy your own pancakes, you can join us. We'll make a tight nit pack and all the people with dogs/wolfs/foxes, basically anything part of the Canine family, are welcome to join.

 

[soren7550]

So... Does Scarlett Johansson count?
If yes: Scarlett Johansson.
If no: A tiger...

...

The pet fairy is horrified that so many people would want a slave.

THE ANSWER IS NO. NO SLAVES.

Damn, and here I thought I wouldn't have to make that clear.

Hey, hey, hey! I don't want Scarlett Johansonn as a "slave", I would want her to be like my cat. I.e. she can go do whatever she wants, walk around the city, but she'll always be back at 10 o'clock and rub up against me. Not a slave... Not quite...

Owning a human = slavery.

-snip-

You just said it wouldn't maul anyone, you never said I couldn't train him to attack bad guys. Your Pet Fairy can't stop me!

Unless he's going to attack them with loving kisses, it's not going to happen. Them's the fairy's rules, and I'm not making them up.

 

[Jfswift]

If I could have an arctic fox with domestic pet qualities i'd go for it.

 

[RADIALTHRONE1]

Is it wrong that the first thing i thought of when i saw this title was a "cat-girl"? I feel like thats wrong. [small]I feel shame.[/small]

OT (sort of): Can i get a hawk or something? An eagle? Falcon?

 

[Evil Smurf]

A grizzly bear! I could ride it to school and NO ONE would dare even consider f**king with me!

No one fucks with me, I am too nice to hate. ^-^

A kitty!
.... Yes I'm that boring
I like kitties :3

Then you will love my avatar.

I would pick a tiger, because it is a Kitty with badarsery over 9000. Or I would pick a Penguin or Polar Bear, they are all so cute!

 

[Polarity27]

Octopus. Big indoors aquarium / maze piped room to room, auto cleaning, ocean appropriate temperatures and sodium levels. Owing to the unique composition of their bodies, ocean pressure isn't a consideration, as it would be for certain other deep sea curiosities.

Cute

You beat me to it. Octopus for me too!

 

[Marcus Kehoe]

Brown Bear, Black Friday will never suck again.

 

[Mazza35]

A wolf! ^^

Ever since I was a kid I've wanted a pet wolf, it would be awesome and he will help me hunt A LOT =D

 

[Yopaz]

OK, time to be original here. A liliger!

Mix between a lion and a liger (which is a mix between a lion and a tiger).

Just look at her her! She's adorable!

Spoiler: Too cute for this thread

 

[Voxgizer]

African Honey Badger - I've wanted one for years.
Bald Eagle - They can stare down anything.
Scottish Munchkin - It's a cat, look it up.
Welsh Corgi - Because I want to name it Ein, and they're awesome.

 

[llubtoille]

A biiiiig snake,
would make for an... interesting bed, snuggling amid a coil of scales.
don't know if it would work out, but would be interesting.

 

[DudeistBelieve]

can I bring my dog Max back to life? I miss her

If not... An Alaskan Klee-Kai. They are like miniature huskies.

 

[major_chaos]

Well that's easy, I would choose a wolf. having a pet wolf has been a fantasy of mine since I was ten years old, mean just look they start so cute

and then grow up to be so badass

Spoiler

the good news for me is that my wish can sorta come true, once I have my own house, a Siberian Husky/alaskan malamute is my first choice of dog

Spoiler: Large image warning

Its almost like having a pet wolf, just with 150% less maulings.