You can say one sentence and everyone on earth will hear it.
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"Do you know who I blame for all this? YOU! Yes, you, the public. Especially you, ADRIAN! And for those of you not paying attention... *claps* OI!"
I think that would suffice.
I think that would suffice.
Now being an Atheist this shouldn't be my first thought, but I also really like to mess with people.
"Attention everyone, Mormons are the only one who understood my message, also evolution is all bullshit."
Then again that would make life unbearable afterwards. I guess I would just go with something along the lines of "Buy the only working male enlargement pill today, just go on to hypersupermegapenisenlargmentproject.org today and we guarantee you a growth of at least 3 inches!"
"Attention everyone, Mormons are the only one who understood my message, also evolution is all bullshit."
Then again that would make life unbearable afterwards. I guess I would just go with something along the lines of "Buy the only working male enlargement pill today, just go on to hypersupermegapenisenlargmentproject.org today and we guarantee you a growth of at least 3 inches!"
Aye, that's from his 2012 movie bit.ToffeeMC said:
Back on track now. Ahem...
"YE SHALL BE AS GODS." [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqqNi5_NPe0]
AND
"Fred Fredburger Fred Fredburger Fred Fredburger Fred Fredburger..."
AND
"The bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to keep me tame."
AND
"in the next month all of humanity will be judged as one, every sin every individual action will add to the collective verdict. I AM that I AM"
might have a slim chance of allowing mankind to get our shit together, or destroy us all... or everything stays the same
or
"burn the witches, burn the heretics, burn the blasphemers, traitors and liars. feed them all to the fire. cleanse the world with fire and rinse it with blood, this i command"
and a final stab at world peace "the jews/arabs must leave/stay in israel and jerusalem"
might have a slim chance of allowing mankind to get our shit together, or destroy us all... or everything stays the same
or
"burn the witches, burn the heretics, burn the blasphemers, traitors and liars. feed them all to the fire. cleanse the world with fire and rinse it with blood, this i command"
and a final stab at world peace "the jews/arabs must leave/stay in israel and jerusalem"
My nipples tingle in delightWaaghpowa said:
OT: "Everyone raise your hands and offer me some energy, so that I may create a spirit bomb"
"All is not as it seems. Trust no-one. Your senses deceive you. A reckoning is at hand. Prepare yourself."
Because life isn't interesting enough as it is. =D
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Said in a Harbinger-esque voice.
Because life isn't interesting enough as it is. =D
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Said in a Harbinger-esque voice.
MOVING ON!
"You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out, you put your left foot in and you shake it all about."
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"This is THREEEEEEE DOG, coming to you live from GNR, that's the Galaxy News Radio, in case you forgot. And now, some music... [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EWtH-ii61w]
AND
"I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT KILLING EACH OTHER FOR ME, NOW BE GOOD OR I'LL DO TO YOU WHAT I DID TO SODOM AND GOMORRAH WITH BOTH THUMBS! GOOD DAY..."
AND
"You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out, you put your left foot in and you shake it all about."
AND
"This is THREEEEEEE DOG, coming to you live from GNR, that's the Galaxy News Radio, in case you forgot. And now, some music... [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EWtH-ii61w]
AND
"I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT KILLING EACH OTHER FOR ME, NOW BE GOOD OR I'LL DO TO YOU WHAT I DID TO SODOM AND GOMORRAH WITH BOTH THUMBS! GOOD DAY..."
AND
Probably something like that but, "Hey everybody, it's me god and I don't exist" I'd just be a great mind fuck and it would be fun just too see the world religious debate escalate to internet levels. Eh, maybe I do the whole "Lend me your energy" since I don't plan on nuclear war any time soon.Pfheonix said:
