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SnipErlite

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First off I gotta say I WISH I could teleport.

Second, ermm into the bedroom of, lets call her, a close female friend

^_^
 

Dorian

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EDIT: Misunderstood the OP.

I'd be off to the Hershey factory.
CHOCOLATE FOR ME!!!!! :D
 

blankedboy

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Into lovers' bedrooms.
Into Estonia.
Into the islands above Canada.
Onto other planets.
Into 2012.
 

Kruxxor

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Japan it'd probably have to be for me. Can I teleport anyone who is touching me to? Because I'd like to take my friends with me, would be epics.

"So what are your plans for the day?"
"Going to Japan, spend the day there"
"Lol, but you're in the UK, you can't spend the day in- Whoa! Were we just in Japan?"
 

Batfred

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Ganthrinor said:
Nowhere, until I had to go to work tonight. Then I'd port to work. Yeah, I'm pretty sedentary.
I'm so glad that I'm not the only one to think that! I just really hate wasting time on the train every day.
 

walls of cetepedes

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Sasquatch99 said:
Tiff Needell's house.
To punch him in the face. Then off to Keanu Reeves to do the same thing. And so on and so forth until I've punched all of the guys on my 'People I want I want to punch really hard in the face' list.

OT: Anywhere but England.

I hate the people in my area so much.
 

Xpwn3ntial

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Into... either the oval office to say, "Where is secret service now?!"
or directly behind a certain female I know. She'd never be able to sleep again, hehehe.
 

Ansem-The-Wise

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To Ozzy Osbourne's house to blather about how I like his music, ask him to sign something, the continue doing so down my list of favorite musicians/celebrities.
 

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Fat Man Spoon said:
Sasquatch99 said:
Tiff Needell's house.
To punch him in the face. Then off to Keanu Reeves to do the same thing. And so on and so forth until I've punched all of the guys on my 'People I want I want to punch really hard in the face' list.

OT: Anywhere but England.

I hate the people in my area so much.
I'm curious as to where you got that from.
 

Mcupobob

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I would telport into a a bunch of houses that occupie poor people, steal their stuff and then deliver it to bill gates house.
 

Guitarmasterx7

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probably across the room or something. I would hate to try to teleport to china or some shit only to realize I have no clue how to control my power and end up inside the sun.
 

recoverytwo

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King of the N00bs said:
to infinity ....AND BEYOND!!
So a little boys bedroom ?

OT: Megan foxes pants, or to a bank vault and spend 10 or so years traveling the world until a secret force of badasses let by a black guy with a beard comes for me.
 

Xpwn3ntial

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TheDuckbunny said:
What would happen if two people teleported to the same exact spot at the same exact time?

OT: I'd teleport to the toilet.
Since there's no such thing as, "exact same time," that wouldn't happen, but if there was, I assume this would happen.