You can Teleport!

[El Poncho]

Teleport to two peoples bedroom after they have done the deed(this will all be luck ofcourse but you never know) and say i'm from 9months from the future and their baby has exploded destroying a town.

Or to the shop. There is too many places to choose where to go first, so I will settle with one of the above

 

[GodsAndFishes]

The local shop and buy some chocolate buttons.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[Sassafrass]

I'm curious as to where you got that from.

Eleventy.

You wrote it.

Ah, now I remember.

 

[IamQ]

I would bring a camera and teleport to wherever the hell miley cirus is and take pictures of her which will then later be "leaked" onto the internet. After I've taken the pictures though, I would also slap her.

 

[thestickman91]

Didn't anyone play Final Fantasy tactics? You cant teleport too far or it can fail and you'll have to wait for your next turn

 

[Abcxyq]

The first place I would teleportal would be my friend's attic and make noise, then I would teleportal away when people go in to look.

 

[FallenRainbows]

What would happen if two people teleported to the same exact spot at the same exact time?

OT: I'd teleport to the toilet.

TELEFRAG!

 

[AngloDoom]

A money-factory.

Also, it must be said...I'd kill for the power of unlimited teleporation. It's just so glorious.

 

[DashRollRush]

I'd teleport to as high up as I could breath and fall until I teleport to the ground.

Unless it's like Nightcrawler where it transfers momentum in which case I'd have to teleport my self going back up then at the peak of that, before falling again, teleport to the ground.

 

[King of the N00bs]

to infinity ....AND BEYOND!!

So a little boys bedroom ?

OT: Megan foxes pants, or to a bank vault and spend 10 or so years traveling the world until a secret force of badasses let by a black guy with a beard comes for me.

no of course not thats absurd! I would just go rape the smurfs instead!

 

[Rossmallo]

I would make a massive money-based bet i could skydive without a parachute, do the jump, then teleport a little just before impact to negate the fall damage.

Y'see? I can get money using it WITHOUT breaking the law.

 

[ucciolord1]

the womens' bathroom I would teleport to the top of the Empire State Building, jump off, then teleport at the last second to Disneyland, where I would then abduct Mickey Mouse, teleport AGAIN to the top of a very tall, previously stated building, then throw him off.
Then to the womens' bathroom.

 

[recoverytwo]

to infinity ....AND BEYOND!!

So a little boys bedroom ?

OT: Megan foxes pants, or to a bank vault and spend 10 or so years traveling the world until a secret force of badasses let by a black guy with a beard comes for me.

no of course not thats absurd! I would just go rape the smurfs instead!

Did you just imply that you yourself is a smurf, or you have a small dick.

 

[Socius]

I can teleport? neat.
Guess I would put on a George W. bush jr mask, teleport into fort nox a number of times stealing alot of gold and giving all the money to charity, then I'd be traveling the world a bit and peeking into girl batrhooms on random universities around the globe, not necesarily in that order

 

[King of the N00bs]

to infinity ....AND BEYOND!!

So a little boys bedroom ?

OT: Megan foxes pants, or to a bank vault and spend 10 or so years traveling the world until a secret force of badasses let by a black guy with a beard comes for me.

no of course not thats absurd! I would just go rape the smurfs instead!

Did you just imply that you yourself is a smurf, or you have a small dick.

no im just saying that id rather go rape a smurf than a small child

 

[recoverytwo]

to infinity ....AND BEYOND!!

So a little boys bedroom ?

OT: Megan foxes pants, or to a bank vault and spend 10 or so years traveling the world until a secret force of badasses let by a black guy with a beard comes for me.

no of course not thats absurd! I would just go rape the smurfs instead!

Did you just imply that you yourself is a smurf, or you have a small dick.

no im just saying that id rather go rape a smurf than a small child

Thanks for the clarification...

 

[Simriel]

Teleporter going up! Spys sappin mah sentry!

 

[RN7]

Where ever Jack Thompson and the Australian Attorney General are at the time. With a large machete. And a mask. And a large overcoat. And guns. Then to the bahamas, then to canada. They'll never see it coming.

 

[Projekt Spartan]

I can teleport?! Awesome! *Jumps off building and dies*

No, but seriously, I would probably teleport to the kitchen, because I am hungry and don't want to walk all the way downstairs.