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Soxafloppin

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Wheres the first place you?

The first!

I think the top of Mount Everest...for 2 seconds, realise its freezing, and of to Turkey!

Your turn, GO!
 

T-Bone24

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Hrmm... where is the first place I...

I would [teleport] to Japan, because it's so cool.
 

lasherman

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A hundred miles into the sky, just for a look around, then teleport back to earth.
 

Nickolai77

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My ex's bedroom... collect them old ps2 games and that DVD i left there, and teliport back home again.
 

God's Clown

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Mars, be like "That is right bitches, first man on mars" then before my head exploded teleport back.
 

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Tiff Needell's house.
To punch him in the face. Then off to Keanu Reeves to do the same thing. And so on and so forth until I've punched all of the guys on my 'People I want I want to punch really hard in the face' list.
 

MrBibblz

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I'd be running away from some fucked up organization calling themselves "Paladins" and trying to fucking net me for some reason.

Right?
Same here, I guess they never got over that time I ported into a bank vault and took all the money.
 

DazZ.

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The first place I'd teleport is about 5 meters in front of me until I was comfortable.

Once I was used to it I'd wake up in the morning by teleporting above the clouds and freefalling for awhile.
My fucking god that would be awesome, would sort you right out for whatever was ahead.
 

Jark212

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Jul 17, 2008
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Go to North Korea
kill leaders
Start Democracy
Become beloved hero with my own statues
Get elected president
Win life...
 

Insanum

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The oval office. Just say "Hey hey! Keep up the funtimez" And then ping back home.
 

Julianking93

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Inside a bank's vault of course. Then off to splurge on movies and video games.

Then I'd make it a point to travel to wherever Zack Efron is, then punch him in the face.

Then do the same to Keanu Reeves, though I'd probably stab him in the leg or something. I'd make sure he wouldn't be in the Cowboy Bebop movie.
 

TheDuckbunny

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What would happen if two people teleported to the same exact spot at the same exact time?

OT: I'd teleport to the toilet.
 

Ganthrinor

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Nowhere, until I had to go to work tonight. Then I'd port to work. Yeah, I'm pretty sedentary.
 

Fightgarr

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Given the ability to teleport I would become lazy, weakened and unappreciative of the world around me. If I had the ability to teleport I would use it only in situation where I would otherwise be late. Given the right planning and circumstances I suppose teleporting as opposed to an expensive flight to another country could be nice, but I'd rather still have the journey. I hate sounding like one of those guys, but too many people are focused on the destination and not the little things along the way. Teleportation would ruin that or me.