You find a treasure chest in a dungeon. What's inside it?

[Silent Anima]

Let's say you're running around in a dungeon killing monsters and whatnot. You come across a treasure chest and it looks promising. What's inside?
For some inspiration

 

[Biosophilogical]

The Chronicle sword ... damn that things takes forever to make (which is why it is in a chest instead), and those stupid golems mean that ranged weapons are actually more practical.

EDIT: The inspiration music set the mood far better than I would have thought.

 

[Lord Legion]

Pffff! yeah right... IT'S A TRAP!!!

I've been around enough to know a mimic when I sees one...

 

[OneOfTheMichael's]

6 gold, 19 silver, and 59 copper.
Also a old rusty short sword.

 

[Grabbin Keelz]

*Opens Paycheck*

dundundundun-dumdumdumdumdum-nunununununu-NUNUNUNUNUNU-bumbumbumbum.........DANNANANAAAAA! Ninety dollars!

 

[Piperlyon]

A bag of holding, containing another chest, containing a Staff of the Magi.

 

[octafish]

Pffff! yeah right... IT'S A TRAP!!!

I've been around enough to know a mimic when I sees one...

Nice.

In my case some feathers, cocoa beans, iron ingots and a pig saddle.

 

[Syndef]

I would never know for sure, but chances are, it's another useless Mann Co. Crate.

 

[OverweightWhale]

Iron ingot and some wheat. Damn useless treasure chest!

 

[gostlyfantom]

A shotgun rigged to fire when the chest is opened.

 

[Athol]

1x .32 revolver
45x .32 ammo
1x stimpak
1x rusty bent can

 

[Cazza]

Better be the map, compass or boss key.

Last chest I opened in a dungeon had coco beans

 

[Clive Howlitzer]

Vendor trash. I have bad luck.

 

[LadyMint]

A saddle. Which I will place on a pig's back.

 

[sassafrasses]

Absolutely nothing. It was all a trick and a lie

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Some delicious food and some beer!

And maybe that damn item I need to get the hell out of the dungeon!

 

[Strain42]

...Mine just has Christmas Decorations in it...I think I'm just in the dungeon boss' basement...

 

[derob]

a used copy of the first season of "boy meets world" on dvd and an inevitable sense of disappointment.