You get one wish, with some rules.

[Vaar]

Wish to become a being of pure energy, meatbags are overrated ^^

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

A license to kill.

 

[pirateninj4]

I'd wish for a pie.

 

[gxs]

I wish that I'd pass all my exams (5 left) one is being corrected and I write another one today.

 

[Orange Monkey]

Complete shapeshifting abilities, including but not exclusive to: Being able to grow or shrink myself to limitless degrees, taking on the form of animals, plants and minerals, capable of growing extra limbs or shift my outward appearance, able to change my skin/hair/eye colour.

 

[Summerstorm]

I would compile a list of powers, and stuff (and anti-evil-wishmaster failsafes) into a a small pamphlet and wish for:

"Change my now experienced reality in the way described in this pamphlet i am holding right now in my right hand and interpret it, if even unsure, in the way most beneficial to my current state of mind (Or as I would, if explaining it)"

After that i get a crapload of powers, do not age or can be injured. Have no problems coming with living too long for a human, can end my existance at will. Know the unknowable and have access to great stuff and money. Pretty sweet.

 

[Manbro]

I'd wish for the ability to be able to learn anything i want to learn instantly and never forget it. That would remove a lot of stress from my life.

This.

 

[General Ken8]

How about for my account on iTunes, make every song free
I don't like to illegally download, so it would be kind of nice

 

[beastwood225]

lightning fast wit

 

[MR T3D]

100 billion dollars.

 

[Toty54]

I wish i could wish for more wishes.

But then you would have no more wishes left to wish for more wishes with!

Fail? I think so.

OH NOES

 

[Wes1180]

I'd have the ability to have the correct amount of money for whatever I was going to buy, whether it be a penny jelly or a new house. And if I can't have that then just the largest sum of money imaginable, or any that Manhattan2112 said

 

[Doom_bringer58]

I would wish for a gigantic mechanical suit and then beat the crap out of the person that gave me the first wish and make him give me more wishes. Technically I didn't break the rules

 

[DrDeath3191]

The ability to use pyrokinesis at will. That would be awesome.

 

[DrDeath3191]

I would wish for a gigantic mechanical suit and then beat the crap out of the person that gave me the first wish and make him give me more wishes. Technically I didn't break the rules

Facilitates more wishes.

 

[person427]

I wish I had a box of Kudos

 

[space_oddity]

I wish i was half stegosaurus.

 

[teutonicman]

Making all these wish rules takes all the fun out of it.

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

I would wish for the ability to make anyone, including myself, orgasm spontaneously at any time and at any place I wanted.

 

[Taerdin]

Every male on the planet to disappear but me!

Think about it...