You go into a coma and in 20 years from now you wake up.....

[Hyper-space]

What will be the first thing you do and what do you think will be different in the world

try out half-life 2: episode 3 and pre-order episode 4

 

[Quaxar]

Toilet... I'm pretty sure I'd need that first.

 

[NLS]

Check if Episode 3 has come out yet, and if not, go back to another 20 years of lying in coma.

 

[Irradiated Tiger]

Wake up, stretch, jack off, ask someone about the current scientific and political situation, find out that there is none because everything got blown to shit in a nuclear war and then start a robot army and rule the broken world

 

[SNIPERFOX ft. Harry P.Ness]

catch up on some stuff,take a piss play half life 2 episode 3, and episode 4 preorder episode 5,get a job, get a car live a good life, get some tech enchamncements and make meself immortal have some fanta with optimus prime and,play some future vidoe games, then ride a magical pony to porno land

wait what are we talking about again?

 

[The Thief]

Have a very hot, very thorough shower.

I've seen Kill Bill... I know what can happen to coma patients.

 

[Lawnmooer]

Scratch myself.

I'm sure alot of fellow men know where I'm talking about.

 

[William Dickbringer]

find friends and family catch up and then see what the future offers

OR I don't wake up and get eaten by the zombies while in the coma and wake up a zombie

 

[teisjm]

I'd check out what gameing and bacon has become like.
I'd wonder if my old girlfriend was now a MILF.
Then i'd check out the bacon again, cause it doesn't hurt to check an extra time when you're dealding with bacon.

 

[Kajt]

I'd request a hamburger and some fries.

 

[Life_Is_A_Mess]

Probably execute all of the natural human needs (eat, pee, have a shower...), and look for a close relative or friend to know what's going on, and why are there soldiers everywhere and a giant TV on every street corner, exibiting a dictator making a big speech.

 

[Sinisterspider]

did we meet aliens yet? if no, put me back in until we do. if yes, take me to their leader.

 

[Diligent]

Me: "Did another Duke Nukem game ever end up happenning?"
Doctor: "Who's Nuke Dukem?"
Me: "LOL"

 

[Kif]

Probably what I do most mornings, stretch, yawn, rub my eyes, scratch my arse and then find the nearest toilet.

 

[Withall]

Probably questions:

"Where am I?"

"Why am I here/what happened?"

From there on, probably freak out and argue why they let me be a veggie for that long. Maaaybe ask for a prostitute to make me calm down?

 

[MrSpunkSponge]

Wake up with a bad case of "Morning wood", Masturbate, Play Halo reach, step outside, and see if they still have Doritos

 

[Yureina]

Wander aimlessly until I learned enough about the "new present" to figure out what it is I would want to do in it.