You go into a coma and in 20 years from now you wake up.....

[kurupt87]

I'd lie there pretty much unable to move.

Answer to what I'd like to do when waking up? Get impressively hammered, best years of my life are gone.

Edit: I know, I'm such a cheery guy.

Edit Two: Thinking about it, after finding out it's been twenty years I'd be pleasantly surprised that I'm back; implies the energy crises has been well and truly solved if there is enough power to supply for vegetable people, so that'd be cool. I'd get drunk after that.

 

[similar.squirrel]

I'd wiggle my big toe.

Then catch up on all the scientific advancements. And if I found out I was living in a police state, I'd probably OD on morphine.

 

[ArcWinter]

Revolution!

Well, why not. They are probably still doing it wrong.

man i was thinking about starting a revolution but then i was all like nah what about school i dont want to miss any days

 

[XJ-0461]

Start working my way through a masssive backlog of Doctor Who episodes.

 

[Denamic]

I will wake up, wonder where the hospital workers are, walk outside, and get killed by Terminators.

Except you'll be bed-ridden due to atrophy.
You'd be able to manage a few staggering steps at best before you're exhausted.
So basically, you can only lie an watch, caged in your own body and utterly helpless, as the terminators come and murder you.

Honestly though, the zombies are way more likely to kill you first.

 

[demoman_chaos]

Besides the natural urges, probably wander about learning what little I missed.
20 years isn't that long. Cars would be faster and different looking, electronics would be smaller and do more quicker, games would be prettier. Other than that, not much would be different. Since 1990, hardly anything has really changed so I doubt there will be much difference.

 

[blaqknoise]

Probably take a huge piss. I'm sure I'll need to do that.

 

[_Cake_]

I would be so sad. I would probably just kill myself. Unless they have some kick ass plastic surgery and I wasn't barren. Oh god my family could be dead. For the sake of the question you were trying to ask I will pretend everything is fine(including my cat) through the magic of SCIENCE! I would see if they finally have androids, if they do settle down and marry a nice can opener See the family. Make my cat love me again, you gotta work for a cat to love you Catch up on games I wanted to play and see what's come out. See what happened politically over the past 20 years. Try and find all my old favorite web sites and see if they still up. Find out if weed is legal yet.

 

[Purplefood1]

Watch cartoons.
Oh yeah andprobably see if anyone i know i still alive, i mean they should be but who knows.

 

[Mr.Kitetsu]

go watch the news a bit and plot vengeance for whoever put me in a coma for 20 years

 

[Woodsey]

I would have a wank - hopefully by the hands of a sexy nurse that's been taking care of me.

 

[MattRooney06]

being the paranoid guy i am i would probably grab the vase of flowers near my bed, make a shank and threaten a nurse or doctor to tell me what the hell happened

 

[Stone Wera]

Shoot a wooly mammoth (they're really close to cloning them now) because I've always wanted to shoot a dinosaur (if it's extinct and couldn't use a knife and fork before people could, it's a dinosaur).

 

[hudsonzero]

take the worlds largest piss

 

[Mr Godfrey]

I'd look up all my old friends to see how they changed. Then I'd enter a dance competition with the black guy from scrubs as my sidekick.

 

[Canid117]

Catch up on history, wars/politics/shifting world powers/scientific advancements.

Android girlfriends, 4D gaming (Holodeck!), Acceptance of Nuclear power...

I think that it would be pretty cool, but lonely...

Silly you...

We're never going to accept nuclear power until the Simpsons stops airing.

 

[xbox12345]

go to a bar, find a bending robot, a one eyed alien and my old nephew and work for his delivery company

 

[Rakkana]

Read manga. I doubt one piece will be finished by then.

 

[metalhead467]

Suffer through many months of agonizing physical therapy, since my muscles will have atrophied due to lack of use!