You go into a coma and in 20 years from now you wake up.....

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spinFX

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Suicide.

Seriously coping with the loss of 20 years of my young life... Fuck that. God I can't think of something much more tragic.
 

Colonel Alzheimer's

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Oskar K said:
Pimppeter2 said:
Blow a load I've been holding in for 20 years, roll over and go back to bed.
Cowhunter22 said:
Wake up, stretch, jack off...
Kharloth said:
-Wank
-Eat burger
-Escape from hospital
-Sample new space drugs
-Find three breasted hot alien woman and make love to her

That would be my day.
These people have the right idea.
 

GrinningManiac

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20 years? I guess I'd write a book about how everything compares to when I went under the coma, and it'd become a famous social commentary
 

Baldry

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Have a pee, crack all my body joints, become annoyed at all the epic TV i've missed, laugh at the 2012 scare, become annoyed at all the epic movie's and games I missed, learn about the great flame war, between Sony, Microsoft and Nintendo, which destroyed some of the world, wait for the robots to come and transform me into one of them and then escape and join the resistance where I will travel back in time and try and stop it happening and well I don't know from there.
 

pantsoffdanceoff

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Guild Wars 2 release would probably only be a month away, I'd kill the time till then trying to be "hip" and embarrassing teenagers.
 

Tucker154

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Hyper-space said:
Aiden_the-Joker1 said:
What will be the first thing you do and what do you think will be different in the world
try out half-life 2: episode 3 and pre-order episode 4
what if they haven't even announced episode 3 yet?I would go play L4D21
 

Mr.Mattress

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Well, If I wasted 20 years of my life in a coma, I guess It'd depend. If the world is kind of in ruin or at least in chaos, I try to take over my area. If its all fine and dandy, then live my life as I would/
 

RatRace123

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First thing I do is take an un-katheter aided piss.

Then I wonder what advances we made in video game technology.