You Got The Weapon Of your Dreams!!! Now What Will You Name It?

[DazBurger]

I want a small gun that fires bigger, burning explosives guns!

I shall call it... The Randominator!

 

[nuba km]

Dmitri a spear with a end that is the length of a short sword that can be detached that becomes stronger with each slayen foe and the person wielding it gains abilities from all those who have held it before thee. it is a purple and has the faces of it's last ten fallen enemies on it.

 

[FarleShadow]

Nanotech.
Which I would call....
David.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

The decimator. Its an atomic eraser sword. It destroys anything it touches except me, my clothing and its scabbard.

 

[rosac]

The space marine scout shotgun.

I would called it "Not so much a boom-stick as a rather muffled squeak stick"

 

[TheWwwizard]

My weapon would probably be a silenced custom sniper with the ability to toggle active camo (Think MGS4 Snakes Suit.) that shoots armor piercing explosive rounds, has infinite ammo and it would take no maintenance, I would call it "Ghost" and the bullets would all have the jolly roger etched into them. And it would have a dagger that you could pull out of the stock, The dagger would be blackened steel and have a snake etched into it on both sides of the blade.

OR a tree branch that grows money. (I would call that one "Cha-ching") But in all fairness I don't really count this one since I would probably never hit anyone with it...

 

[Leemaster777]

Personally, I'd go with an indestructable shinai that can control wind. If you don't know what a shinai is:

Basically, it's a training sword made of bamboo. Also known as a kendo sword.

I would call it Fujin.

 

[cridia]

Radioactive chicken doom deathray! Portable version of course :B

The name? Radioactive chicken doom deathray obviously! With a serving of maniacal laughter on the side >:B

 

[Jedamethis]

A wrench. I will call it Wrench.
If I gave it a fancy name I'd probably forget it...

 

[chstens]

A fucking BFG 9000, and I'll shoot the person who stole my GODDAMN SPEAKERS!

 

[Idiotastic]

An oversized Cleaver called...
Mr. Cleave.

or Dexter.

 

[BlastedTheWorm]

I'm set.

 

[Jodah]

Overpower Weapon of Needless and Evil Death AKA OWNED!

 

[TitanAtlas]

a bomb that could only kill people and bugs.... through a fire somehow... buildings, and plants would be left unharmed...

I would call it Gaia Wrath!!!

 

[Mechsoap]

a bomb that could only kill people and bugs.... through a fire somehow... buildings, and plants would be left unharmed...

I would call it Gaia Wrath!!!

such a bomb exists infact...

 

[Dana22]

I want The Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device. I would name it, The Portal Gun.

 

[night_tiger9]

a french famas i would call "peppy"