You Got The Weapon Of your Dreams!!! Now What Will You Name It?

[Kajt]

He would give me a Suomi KP/-31, and I would name it... Tarja. I would treat her the same way the Heavy treats Sasha.

 

[Hawkeye16]

A Mauser c96 with infinite ammo.

It shall be named "The Fuck You Button"

 

[spidermounky]

earther a ring that alows me to rearang reality as i see fit or a pen that never runs out of ink that when i draw something it will come out of the page on comaned and listen to my comandes that will also returen to the paper
ring=anulum
pen=the creator

 

[SnakeTalon]

I'd like a Sniper Rifle like Jim Raynor had in SC2. I'd have "The Reaper" etched into the barrel

 

[The Boy in the Hat]

A magic staff made of elm-wood with a crystal at the end. (Preferably a smoky dark blue, to go with my eyes, daaaaarling)
Since I live in the good old Sceptered Isles, I suppose I could call it...
The Staff of the Isles!

 

[HT_Black]

A pair of recoilless .44 [semi]automatic magnum handguns with force diverters and red dot sights that hold 50-shot magazines filled with high explosive bullets and have bayonet functionality. Additionally, they are to be specially padded to be undetectable by metal detector, have an optional suppressor feature that can reduce their report to one tenth of a decible, come in grey so that I can apply a custom paint job, and be coated with anticorrosion and fireproof materials.

I shall name them Jack and Diane.

That's what my Shadowrun character calls his .44Magnum Ruger Blackhawks. =D He calls his .50AE Desert Eagle 'Sleepy'.

Drat...Fine then. I'll name them Billy Joe and Bobby Sue.

 

[Mista Miggins]

A fat man from fallout 3.

I name thee Thomas.

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

If it's allowed then I would have the Gawain from Code Geass and name it "Giganto", or if that's not allowed (because I can't carry it but it is a weapon) then I would want an Incinerator (Fallout) and name it "Toasty".

 

[TerribleAssassin]

I would name my Minigun Sasha....


or my M4A1 "Robert"

And majortiy of people know why I call it Robert..

 

[CastIronWin]

i would have M.E.C.H.A

My Excellently Crafted Hero Armour - similar to the prawn suit of death from district 9

 

[UltraDeth]

An assualt rifle that resembles the Gears of War lancer and contains various functions (single shot, burst fire, full auto, laser slicer, flamethrower, mini stinger missles like the Devastator from Duke Nukem) I call it "Annihalator"

 

[DiMono]

I'd name it Bob. I'm simple that way.

 

[b33fman]

An RPC(http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/rocket-propelled-chainsaw)

I would name it the Ent Exterminator

 

[Timewave Zero]

The Necronomicon.

No, how about this.
A jet black (to contrast with my pasty white skin) tribal-style tattoo that covers my entire body. It hovers just slightly off the surface of my skin because it's some kind of eldritch biological magic/science developed by unspeakable aliens from the black spaces between the stars who are naught but tangible gases of hideous colour.
Now, this 'tattoo', which is actually a mindless, harmless symbiotic entity, can be utilized for all sorts of things. Not only is it a conduit to the vast collective intelligence of the gas creatures, it can be reshaped into wings, tentacles, claws, a shield, armour - you name it. It also acts an extra organ to help breathe in outer space or under water, reshaping my very biology to adapt to my suuroundings or situation.
Also, due to the eldritch nature of the gas creatures and the symbiote thing, it can not only peer into certain outisde dimensions, it can for a prolonged period, travel through them, but the human host stops indefinite exposure to outside influences.
There's an ethereal quality to it, and it looks faded in bright light, but never completely vanishes.

I would name it:
The Lotus Configuration

Sort of like Alex Mercer, but spooky and Lovecraftian and in no way like Alex Mercer whatsoever, really.

I did that all with no forethought...just typed it...I have too much time on my hands.

And the Necronomicon. Maybe

 

[Kuckles]

My weapon, or rather weapons would be a set of gloves, one black and one white.
The white would be able to manipulate anything around me, the black one destroy it completely.
Their name would be, Ying and Yang.

 

[cefm]

It's been done. And it's called the Quack-o-Ray.

 

[My name is Fiction]

My weapon would be a guessgun rifle powered by anti-matter!
It would launch a reusable coil that would launch into my enamys and then return, it would never need ammo! I'l call it Angela

 

[My name is Fiction]

The Necronomicon.

No, how about this.
A jet black (to contrast with my pasty white skin) tribal-style tattoo that covers my entire body. It hovers just slightly off the surface of my skin because it's some kind of eldritch biological magic/science developed by unspeakable aliens from the black spaces between the stars who are naught but tangible gases of hideous colour.
Now, this 'tattoo', which is actually a mindless, harmless symbiotic entity, can be utilized for all sorts of things. Not only is it a conduit to the vast collective intelligence of the gas creatures, it can be reshaped into wings, tentacles, claws, a shield, armour - you name it. It also acts an extra organ to help breathe in outer space or under water, reshaping my very biology to adapt to my suuroundings or situation.
Also, due to the eldritch nature of the gas creatures and the symbiote thing, it can not only peer into certain outisde dimensions, it can for a prolonged period, travel through them, but the human host stops indefinite exposure to outside influences.
There's an ethereal quality to it, and it looks faded in bright light, but never completely vanishes.

I would name it:
The Lotus Configuration

Sort of like Alex Mercer, but spooky and Lovecraftian and in no way like Alex Mercer whatsoever, really.

I did that all with no forethought...just typed it...I have too much time on my hands.

And the Necronomicon. Maybe

Yes you do have to much time on your hands but look at all you did with it!